My dad was essentially a pretty boy lmao
He was skinny, tanned, clean shaven, blond highlights, earring, nipple piercing, and tattoos.
I’m a 20 year old zoomer btw, he’s a 45 year old xoomer.
My hebrewdar is ticking…
What’s so bad about the kid. Does he own a switchblade and rhythmically snap his fingers in a menacing way.
ESL detected, he means that the tattoo portrays a chicken that is drawn very poorly, as if it were a kid that drew it
I’m leaning into the genes passed down to me. While it means I’m salt-and-pepper at 31, I still have all hair and generally-rugged appearance. My wife’s best friend called me, "traditionally masculine" in my looks, which is something that I get to use to my advantage. On top of that, I’m able to grow a full beard, or just rock a mustache like I’m doing now
My father is an overcompensating 5’4 manlet who dresses in shorts, polos, and Jordan’s. No thanks.
It’s ok you can become my father instead, he was an all American red blooded Chad
and you killed him so yeah… Hes dead.
Imagine being this mad that I don’t want to heck you
Become his father.
Is my dad /fashion/?
Besides the rick and morty stuff, yeah
Dads get a pass on very weird media choices
My dad was obsessed with twilight
he wants a pickle rick tattoo
he’s 5’6 or 5’9 i can’t remember
That’s a little bit cringe you should steer him toward an alternative
he already has a homer tattoo, a naked devil lady, and a really bad kids drawing of a chicken
What’s so bad about the kid. Does he own a switchblade and rhythmically snap his fingers in a menacing way.
He’s just no good, anon. He’ll never amount to nothing.
Ain’t got no cents at all
Pic related cope/seethe
I’m just bulking
Cool pic
5’3 or 5’2
id let him enter my bussy frfr
My dad was essentially a pretty boy lmao
He was skinny, tanned, clean shaven, blond highlights, earring, nipple piercing, and tattoos.
I’m a 20 year old zoomer btw, he’s a 45 year old xoomer.
My hebrewdar is ticking…
ESL detected, he means that the tattoo portrays a chicken that is drawn very poorly, as if it were a kid that drew it
It’s a joke dimmy
Doug Demuro looking mf
I will inevitably turn into my father anyway, the least i can do is look good in the meantime
ayo is this te epic tranny beater
I was very gentle and loving partner
My father left me.
That must be an odd feeling, I’m sorry to hear that
Become your own father.
Yeah same boat here.
same. I look forward to him making contact again someday when hes on his death bed so I can visit him and beat his ass real quick before he dies
I’m leaning into the genes passed down to me. While it means I’m salt-and-pepper at 31, I still have all hair and generally-rugged appearance. My wife’s best friend called me, "traditionally masculine" in my looks, which is something that I get to use to my advantage. On top of that, I’m able to grow a full beard, or just rock a mustache like I’m doing now
groom and lose weight you fat doughboy with a ewok face.
who is my father?
My father is a pedophile
My grandfather is a pedophile
My great grandfather was a pedophile
What do
become a hebephole
Become a pedophile.
Oh, so you’re hebrew
break the cycle
no
lose weight fatass
you’ve gotten so fat and ugly. its unsettling. i blame your ex.
My father looks like Henry Rollins while I myself look like his father who in turn looks like Christoph Waltz
My dad looked like Tom selleck mixed with karl urban
Yahya calls you right now and asks to be with you again, what do you do?
Panic attack