40 thoughts on “Please start dressing like an actual adult.

  1. Anonymous says:

    I did. I started with polo shirts but as I got more in shape I got more and more self conscious when I wore them. I like button ups more. untucked. oh yeah, I got some shoes without laces even!

      • Anonymous says:

        i dress preppy so actually like halfway to your op pic
        polos in dark colors like that are just lame af and look like a uniform especially with khakis… only time you should wear a polo is a summery pastel, maybe a tasteful pattern like nautical stripes, and even then only if youre fit

        • Anonymous says:

          >. We’re not allowed to have women looking like women anymore
          They definitely look like as feminine as possible with their immodest clothing. You don’t need to distort reality with your persecution complex like a "hebrew" "tranny" would, my wannabe Trad / Christian anon. My fedora friend.

          • Anonymous says:

            >as feminine as possible with their immodest clothing
            I think you don’t know what that means if you believe that vulgarly showing their bodies like the lowest whore or caking their faces in thick layers of makeup that makes them look like trannies is "feminine"

  2. Anonymous says:

    I find it hard to find stuff like this in my size. So I wear hoodies, jeans, skate shoes, and logo t-shirts.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Aren’t polo shirts a cope? You look like you’re a lazy slob wearing a T-shirt to other dressed up people. While looking worse than T-shirt Chads.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I’m turning 25 in a month and I’ve legitimately been looking at buying a longsleeve polo shirt. My subconscious knows its over haha.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Alright, I’m a millennial.

    So turn down that Creed, y’all,

    and listen instead to my creed…

    *ahem* We were the first to smoke weed.

    We put the chick in heroin chic; and why else are we the best?

    Cuz we had steaze- style with ease.

    We dinna even really try, and we still invented it all.

    Emo? Goth? Scene? Gamer? Rapper? All your memes are copies of our themes.

    That pocahantas art hoe girl you have a crush on? Spiritually ours.

    Don’t throw a fuss, cuz that ain’t no "buss".

    Your converse? Your denim obsession? Your accessories, meticulously calculated to balance on that fine line between homo- and metro- sexuality?

    Do I have to say it?

  6. Anonymous says:

    Iv met wagies like this. they dress like this for work but the second they get home they jump into athleasure or shorts/undershirt combo

  7. Anonymous says:

    What a hecking dreadfully boring ensemble, the quintessential retail worker uniform. This is how you want me, an adult male with an interest in meeting and having sex with women, to dress? Are you hecking stupid?

  8. Anonymous says:

    >dress like an adult
    >wears a polo like a gay who is too insecure to wear a proper button up shirt because he can’t wean off of t-shirts

  9. Anonymous says:

    People make fun of me when I do that—they think I am a child attempting to look like an adult. Young I may be, I am still of age. Yet this does not dissuade anyone from making fun of me for dressing nicely rather than wearing a hoodie with shorts like the rest of my peers.

    • Anonymous says:

      Those wiggers and Black folk can go heck themselves. You just do the right thing. Even they will respect you more (begrudgingly) if you stick to your guns rather than cucking out.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Polos are some of the least fashionable pieces of menswear out there. 90% of people look worse in them and the 10% of people who look good could look even better wearing something else.

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