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Second victim comes forward: “Brett Kavanaugh bit my breasts in 1965” Horrifying account casts shadow on Trump's pick for the Supreme Court.

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A woman who wishes to remain anonymous after seeing the treatment of Christine Blasey Ford claims that Brett Kavanaugh licked, nibbled, and bit her breasts and nipples numerous times. The attacks started in February of 1965 and lasted almost the entire year. “It was almost daily, and it was as…

Tariq Nasheed: Hurricane Florence rescue crew conspiracy to mass murder black people

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Prominent liberal thought leader and filmmaker Tariq Nasheed has a unique take on Hurricane Florence: white rescue crews, triggered by a racist hand signal sent over the TV, are secretly rounding up and killing black people during disasters. Archive: http://archive.is/xmd6z The theory was laid out in a Sep 16 thread…

Congratulations #MeToo… You’ve made women employees radioactive

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This open letter about the consequences of the #MeToo movement was published June 11 on LinkedIn (https://archive.fo/y3dQi), and quickly went viral. Journalists–always circling popular social media content for scavenge–noticed it and started an outrage campaign resulting in the letter’s deletion. We bring it back from the dead. Congratulations #Metoo…You’ve Made…

Reddit crowdfunds AM/WF porno to trigger 4chan — and it’s working

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UPDATE: Interesting new twist to this story, which appear to have backfired on the subreddit. Updates posted in bold text down below. Revenge porn just took on a new meaning. Subreddit /r/aznidentity has successfully crowdfunded and produced a custom Asian Male-White Female (AM/WF) porn shoot to strike back at 4chan…

These technologies will end racism in our lifetime

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Racism has plagued humanity forever, or at least since we came across neanderthals in some god-awful primeval forest 60,000 years ago and promptly wiped them out for looking different. It maims, it hurts, it kills. And when the YouTube comment section is one long whitesplaining diarrhea streak derailing the vital…

NY court to determine if Maddox is legally a ‘cuck’

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Older readers may remember The Best Page in the Universe and its caustic childrens’ art critiquing writer, Maddox (George Ouzounian). The comedian has in years since hemorrhaged humor almost as fast as relevance, and he is now suing approximately half the internet for making fun of him online. The latest…

Black Panther bet big on diversity and became king of cinema

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RIP Citizen Kane. Reviewers and audiences agree and Black Panther just claimed the title of best movie in cinematic history. That’s no coincidence. Black Panther famously bet the farm on diversity and went full black everything, and it paid off in equal measure. The masterpiece Marvel movie has achieved an…

Study: Majority of online news consumed by Trump supporters is fake news, actually

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Science has discovered the reason for modern political polarization, and it’s not Soros. Trump supporters simply do not live in consensus reality, a University of Oxford study has found. The study, from the university’s Computational Propaganda Research Project (COMPROP), focused on the proliferation of trashy news sources in the three…