in a few threads on the topic of balding, ive seen alot of anons say they think a clean shaved head with a beard looks bad. surely its a much better look than growing your hair out and doing the "chad embrace"? What exactly dont you like about this look?
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If you are handsome and masculine it looks good. If you are ugly and look like a b***h it looks bad.
doesnt everything look bad if you are ugly and a b***h?
Why did you make this thread if you already know the answer?
bald with a beard makes you look balder than bald without
You look like an egg if you have no hair at all on your head.
lookists who are balding and can’t grow copebeards try to psy op you into not doing it.
same as on /fit/ they try to psy-op you into not lifting.
if you need a copebeard: grow one.
look tomar its you
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!!!
fat baldcel gays with beards always do this one eyebrow raised thing. what are they trying to convey? do they want to be like some cartoon father who asks "are you sure, buddy?"
bald guy try not to raise one eyebrow challenge (impossible)
Well, I have a theory at least, and it may be a bit schizo, and just for the record I don’t have a beard I keep heavy stubble because I have God tier coverage and I like to show it off.
Basically, most people on /fashion/ have a non trivial intersection with the lookism community, and most people on lookism, the goal is to operate on the sexual market place as a woman; as in, you have to put all of your effort into looking as beautiful as possible, you can look beautiful and not look masculine and do fine as a man (Timothée Chalamet), and no a good jawline does not make you masculine, a lot of women have great jawlines and great chins but look very feminine, having one is just a sex neutral trait that looks good.
Strong chins are almost always nicer, unless it makes you look like a monster. Chinlets always look worse. It just matters less in women since they usually have weaker chins anyways and guys don’t really care to much about it.
light stubble + mustache is the best of both worlds, shows off your actual facial definition while still having some hair on your face to counterbalance your head, letting your hair grain come in a bit too always looks better than pure bald too regardless of hairline
What mustache style do you recommend?
Handlebar
I think having some kind of beard is better than clean shaven if you are bald, but not a fan of the big beard
cringe most onions thing u could do, literally every redditor is doing it
I am bald with 10/10 beard genetics and i hate the full beard bald head combo, i leave them at most 8-9 days
that you in pic? you are cute also yes im gay
I do the bald/beard look sometimes but I feel like it makes most guys look like soijaks if they wear glasses. Even though I hate contacts, I put them on whenever I have a beard and shaved head.
I default to a light stubble and ever so often whip out the old beardstache. It works well because my moustache comes in thick as hell.
Never been a fan of the bald with full beard look, just makes you look like every other bald guy with a beard.
>t. Baldie
It’s just not that simple.If you’re a 22 year old pencil neck with a wispy wire beard, it’s going to look soi and shit.I am 34, muscular, not the try hard meme steroid shit though. More memes coming up, but I am about 15lbs heavier than pic rel, similar build and height, and beard. Would I look better with hair too? I absolutely do believe so. But do I look better like this than clean shaven? I absolutely believe I do.
If you have a weak point (bald head) you have to balance out other points.
why is he wearing his vagina on the trousers?
>delusional coping tranny
>jealous and doesn’t know how to greentext
many such cases!
>bald with a beard
This is what they mean looks bad. Your picture is a world apart form this. It’s really not the beard that is the issue; it’s the person.
i don’t get why this pic keeps getting spammed. this guy is a fat heck. having a full head of hair or shaving his beard would not magically make him look good
how hasn’t this been posted yet?
post the updated one, you chode.
lmaooo they changed the virgin cope because some redditor got mad that they made fun of his basedbeard
restored edition
I’m blind. What’s the difference between these two?
you’re not blind stupid
cudie peh X
the virgin cope has been restored to the original
I’d 100% go Chad Embrace, but that’s not actually possible if you’re a diffuse thinner. So it’s the heck It for me. Simply having a hecked hairline isn’t that bad if your crown is fine
>I’d 100% go Chad Embrace, but that’s not actually possible if you’re a diffuse thinner
You can take the chaos embrace eccentric artist pill
not recommended unless 40+
I pull it off. I do have very low body fat and some muscle and look very mean all the time so i think that helps. Is you have a onions face/body you will look stupid but just like with anything get fit and it will look better.
midlife crisiscore
Beards are generally considered tryhard unless you’re an orthodox priest or hebrew
>What exactly dont you like about this look?
That 2/3rds of men in my area have it, and are either soibois or obnoxious rednecks who watch too much Vikings