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the bag/purse problem
as a male, what the heck am I supposed to wear if i just something to store my phone, wallet and hand cream.
why do you look stupid as a male no matter what bag/purse you get while they just work for women?
as a male, what the heck am I supposed to wear if i just something to store my phone, wallet and hand cream.
why do you look stupid as a male no matter what bag/purse you get while they just work for women?
Just put stuff in your pockets sperg.
>Hand cream
Lol
it looks equally stupid when your pockets are full of stuff. also one trouser pocket is reserved for napkins/handkerchief so there isnt really that much space
I JUST CARRY A BACKPACK EVERYWHERE.
yeah thats what i currently do but i wouldnt take a backpack to a date lmao
for this reason i loved dating in winter cuz i could put stuff in my jacket’s pocket but now that its getting warmer, i’m hecked
Why do you need to carry your hand cream and homosexual napkins to dates ? You sound like a sperg . You probably are as you think just putting stuff in your pockets ‘makes you look stupid ‘
Low IQ thread
THERE IS A BACKPACK FOR EVERY OCCASION.
WHY WOULD YOU NOT BRING A BACKPACK TO A «DATE»?
THE NOTION OF RIDICULE REGARDING A MAN CARRYING A BAG OF SOME SPECIES TO CARRY POSSESSIONS IS BARBARICAL CONDITIONING THAT IS PREVALENT ONLY IN AMERICA; IN ANGLOAMERICA, ESPECIALLY.
Men’s satchel or back pack. It ain’t hard to figure out, you just lack balls.
Messenger bags too. These modern over the shoulder bags a lot of men carry now don’t look bad.
The vest is a good idea.
Nothing wrong with men carrying things but the reason women have purses is that they carry makeup, brushes or combs, feminine hygiene products, and their clothes will often times lack pockets. Men don’t have these issues
If I ever need to carry more than my wallet, phone, keys, knife, and lighter I wear my backpack.
9/10 times fanny packs don’t look good, but I’ve thought about wearing a waist pack that’s hidden beneath my shirt when traveling out of the country to avoid any issues with pick pocketing. If it’s hidden beneath a coat it’s fine too but if you’ve got a coat on then you’ve got also pockets for whatever you need.
these look seriously stupid nah
>as a male
>hand cream
ARE ONLY WOMEN SUSCEPTIBLE TO DRY SKIN?
Only women and women adjacent men are hyperaware of their dry skin.
WHETHER YOU ARE AWARE, OR UNAWARE, OF IT IS NOT PERTINENT TO THE FACT THAT IT OCCURS.
ARE YOU AN ONTOLOGICAL EMPIRICIST?
why should i subject myself to dry hands? i want anybody touching my hands (including myself) to feel nothing but silk. also how is that relevant to the thread
any tips for a small/light backpack?
>any tips for a small/light backpack?
IT DEPENDS ON THE OCASSION, AND ON YOUR STYLE, BUT, GENERALLY, I RECCOMEND «BOTTEGA VENETA»; THEY HAVE EXCELLENT BAGS.
THE ONE SHOWN IN THE IMAGE ATTACHED TO THIS POST IS MY PREDILECT ONE OF THEIRS, AND, IF YOU WANT A SMALL BACKPACK FOR EVERYDAY CARRY, FOR VIRTUALLY ANY OCASSION, GET THIS ONE.
i associate that kind of leather with womens handbags
THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM.
its your problem cause if i saw you irl id turn my head and think "huh thats a womanly bag" and continue walking and youd get the strange feeling of knowing a stranger is looking at you
looks a bit too extra compared to stuff i usually wear, also im very much priced out of bottega
slightly more reasonable looking
im from europe and only gypsies have those here, probably fake ones too
In winter just wear a thick coat with interior pockets
In summer get a rucksack or a satchel
its a legacy from when men used to wear tailored jackets all the time, which have a heckton of pockets and are designed so you can put a bunch of stuff in them without it bulging out in an unsightly way
but now nobody wears those, and casual jackets dont have enough storage in comparison
if you can pull it off, fishing vests fit a heckton of stuff
idk dude
sure most people were content to get through their day with nothing more than pocket change and a sandwich hidden in their vest, but if you needed a bag then there was no shame in bringing a bag.
pic goes hard
IT IS LINED WITH SUEDE, BUT THE GAPS OF THE INTERLACING ARE NOT GAPING.
I HAVE WORN MINE IN RAIN, AND THERE HAS BEEN NO PERMEATION, NOR LEAKAGE.
THEY ALSO HAVE NOT WOVEN ONES, THOUGH.
gucci messenger, that’s what I use.
semi-relevant, please recommend backpacks models/brands
Anything simple and leather, so no canvas/polyester unless you want to look like a mountain hiker or school kid. Brand/model literally does not matter, in fact flashy designer bags on men look too tryhard. Just pick something affordable from Amazon
Obtain a female companion who will carry all your burdens
unironically thats what i do when i have a gf but now i dont. and there’s this catch 22 situation where i feel like guys look stupid wearing bags and stuff but i need to carry at least my phone, wallet etc to dates to acquire a gf
a tasteful lil fanny pack
what’s that called/what brand is that. looks almost like a rayban shades case on his belt lol
nah this still looks goofy
this is the one clothing item I think people should just give up on trying to make work
Stop wearing girl pants you gay.
I’m literally carrying keys, phone, wallet, flashlight, knife, and a handgun right now.
im not an /out/ larper nor a fisherman or something. and if you think cargo pants are cool, 2001 is calling, apparently something happened at the world trade center
CARGO PANTS ARE HOW EVERY PANT SHOULD BE; IF A PANT HAS LESS THAN SIX POCKETS, IT IS VIRTUALLY USELESS.
they really dont fit my style anyway so i wont be wearing those, i dont like them
doesnt it look bad having your front pockets bulked up, esp the front left? plus its annoying to have stuff in your back pockets when you have to sit down somewhere. why do you always lose as a man
my wallet is very slim, you can sort of see the edges of the pomade tin but thats it, its not a very big tin. in the back my knife sits at like the side of my ass so i dont sit on it, i do take out my headphones if i sit though.
idk i dont always carry everything on this list but even when fully equipped its not that annoying
I wear Wrangler 13mwz. Just put your tampons in your purse if you don’t want to wear men’s clothing.
t. cargo pants sperg
But why? Why not just put the items in your pocket? Why put them in a strapless bag that you still need to put in your pocket? Are you stupid?
how much stuff are you guys carrying?
>front right pocket: phone
>front left pocket: pomade tin, wallet, sometimes car key
>back right pocket: knife
>back left pocket: earbuds
>house keys clipped to belt loop
I feel like i have a lot of objects but still have space for all of them
I use a crossbody bag from AliExpress, don’t give a heck what people think about it
>phone, wallet
pockets yo
>hand cream.
:face_with_raised_eyebrow:
>pockets yo
i get outline markings on my trousers if i put a phone in my pocket (like picrel but doesnt happen on jeans for me) and my wallet is full of cards and coins and shit, bulky stuff in your pockets looks stupid
>hand cream
whats wrong with it again?
nice fade bro
get a slimmer wallet
if you are so worried about muh pocket bulk and need to carry your creams and shit everywhere you got you’re a gay anyways so why are you worried about getting a purse
there’s no solution and I tried many, the perfect form factor for me is pic related, but can’t use with formal attire, the fabric is also perfect in terms of texture and ruggedness, I’d love a civilian version of it.
I carry a mac-11 in one of those, they’re nice.
>have a date with op
>sit down in the restaurant
>he puts picrel on the table
>you know his handjobs are going to be mind-blowing.
lmao. i get compliments on my hands though
thanks
hello Dan ”Spiffy” Neuman
>lmao. i get compliments on my hands though
Yeah, I bet you do.
i have a little pic rel and only use it when im in the bathroom or something. i dont need to apply it every 10 minutes lmao
backpack, find an /fashion/ one like the Alyx tank
Men are indignant stupids about everything, especially fashion. My friends gfs always complement my bag and general fashion sense it’s so funny. I love to make tasteless men feel insecure.
>hand cream
KYS, gay.
t. jeet with crusty hands from all the ass wiping
>phone
goes to right pocket
>keys, wallet
goes to left pocket
problem solved
the only good thing about smartphones is that you can leave your home with nothing else in your pockets and be fine
now if only they’d be smaller…
>hand cream
put it on before leaving the house you filthy gay
Keys will scratch your wallet.
the wallet is to protect cards and bills
its purpose is to be scratched instead of those
I mostly carry a pouch since I tend to lose my things (very forgetful), I just place my phone, wallet and earbuds in here. I do not carry hand creams since I do not give smooth handjobs with your velvet silky hands for your boyfriend
do you carry it in your hand just like that? isnt it stupid not having both your hands free?
WHY DO YOU CARRY A LUNCH BAGGIE EVERYWHERE?
You buy the gucci messenger yet? It’s the way
idk where you live but here only gypsies rock these (prob counterfeit)
any men using any kind of bag looks lame and possibly gay
your pockets will have to do, sorry!
try using your shirt pockets for slimmer wallets btw, it works wonders
thats the vibe im getting honestly, need to get a slim wallet just for a few cards and cash (bills). i now have a traditional leather bulky one with all my stuff in it including a shitload of coins and cards i dont use
don’t forget a protective liner if you’re putting pens in that shirt pocket
>why do you look stupid as a male no matter what bag/purse you get
you don’t, get over it. just wear a crossbody shoulder bag, they look fine and are practical
literally just get a small satchel/crossbody bag, no ones going to give a shit