sir this is not a baby wipe thread youre equally as dirty as the paper user and way worse for the environment, not to mention sewer maintenance costs. clean your butts with water stupids
slightly better but your butt is still dirty. and realize 99% of people do flush them. there are videos in england of men going down into the sewers daily to clear tampons and wet wipes and oil clogs
I’ve been preaching washing your ass instead of using toilet paper for years. You don’t need a bidet. Just take a couple steps from the shitter into the bath tub and wash your ass. You will n ever go back to tp.
I’ve been preaching washing your ass instead of using toilet paper for years. You don’t need a bidet. Just take a couple steps from the shitter into the bath tub and wash your ass. You will n ever go back to tp.
Buy strong/quality toilet paper. Fold it up a few times into a decent sized square and let droplets of water from the sink slightly moisten it. More or less moist depending on the mess. I guarantee I am cleaner than 99% of people out there. I go deep too.
I never understood bidets because my ass is so hairy I’d have to spray for ages and even then I would still need some TP due to how wet my ass hair would be
How do people do it? Just sit and let water spray in their asshole for a minute or two?
you wipe with your hand as the water runs down and then wash your hand after. then yes dry off with toilet paper or if youre an environment nut like myself a piece of washable cloth you change frequently
either contact the shit for 3 minutes with your hand and asshole
or contact the shit for a lifetime with your asshole walking around everywhere thinking
do I smell
did I wipe enough
did she see my skid mark when she washed my whities
I didnt like the idea of it either but its very worth it to be actually clean
You shave your ass. Once your ass is clean shaven its insanely easy to clean that hecker, even without a bidet if you don’t have ass hairs you can wipe it easily
>use soup >BAM! >shits gone
and when i come back ill show you how to clean that skidmark stained underwear!
Doc Gibbs everyone! >jazz music intensifies
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/RlULVaZJAgk
there are people who slap their butt a few times with picrel and think to themselves
>well that should be clean enough
baby wipe chads rise up
how have so many people been tricked by the toilet paper hebrew? unreal
sir this is not a baby wipe thread youre equally as dirty as the paper user and way worse for the environment, not to mention sewer maintenance costs. clean your butts with water stupids
you’re not supposed to flush them lol they go in the biowaste container
slightly better but your butt is still dirty. and realize 99% of people do flush them. there are videos in england of men going down into the sewers daily to clear tampons and wet wipes and oil clogs
guess they are stupid then it literally says do not flush on the package
Some specifically say on them that you can flush them
i wash myself every time i take a shit
this
i just shower after a shit
based
I’ve been preaching washing your ass instead of using toilet paper for years. You don’t need a bidet. Just take a couple steps from the shitter into the bath tub and wash your ass. You will n ever go back to tp.
I use my spit with the paper.
It’s called taking a shit and a shower before you leave your house for an extensive time. Baby wipes don’t do anything.
Why?
Get a bidet ffs they cost like $40 on Amazon. Takes 10 minutes to install.
which one?
My GF likes eating sprinkles and fudge flavor. Shes also trans
Buy strong/quality toilet paper. Fold it up a few times into a decent sized square and let droplets of water from the sink slightly moisten it. More or less moist depending on the mess. I guarantee I am cleaner than 99% of people out there. I go deep too.
I never understood bidets because my ass is so hairy I’d have to spray for ages and even then I would still need some TP due to how wet my ass hair would be
How do people do it? Just sit and let water spray in their asshole for a minute or two?
you wipe with your hand as the water runs down and then wash your hand after. then yes dry off with toilet paper or if youre an environment nut like myself a piece of washable cloth you change frequently
That’s just too much contact with shit for me.
t. Had to carry around a roll of TP with me when I was traveling in Turkey
either contact the shit for 3 minutes with your hand and asshole
or contact the shit for a lifetime with your asshole walking around everywhere thinking
do I smell
did I wipe enough
did she see my skid mark when she washed my whities
I didnt like the idea of it either but its very worth it to be actually clean
Here’s the redpill
You shave your ass. Once your ass is clean shaven its insanely easy to clean that hecker, even without a bidet if you don’t have ass hairs you can wipe it easily
I just let the homeless coprophiliac
i have chained in my basement tongue my anus to clean it after i doodoo
just use baby wipes
>there are people that actually think this is good enough
use water and soup you unhygienic gays
are you scared of becoming gay if you touch your own bussy?
>use water and soup
Why the heck are you using soup on your ass there, Emeril Lagasse?
>use soup
>BAM!
>shits gone
and when i come back ill show you how to clean that skidmark stained underwear!
Doc Gibbs everyone!
>jazz music intensifies
Do euros really spray their buttholes after every poop?
im op and im american, but otherwise yes of course I "spray" everytime, its really more of a drizzle
I have a bidet