there are people who slap their butt a few times with picrel and think to themselves. >well that should be clean enough

there are people who slap their butt a few times with picrel and think to themselves
>well that should be clean enough

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://m.youtube.com/shorts/RlULVaZJAgk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are people who slap their butt a few times with picrel and think to themselves
      >well that should be clean enough

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    baby wipe chads rise up
    how have so many people been tricked by the toilet paper israelite? unreal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sir this is not a baby wipe thread youre equally as dirty as the paper user and way worse for the environment, not to mention sewer maintenance costs. clean your butts with water retards

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're not supposed to flush them lol they go in the biowaste container

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          slightly better but your butt is still dirty. and realize 99% of people do flush them. there are videos in england of men going down into the sewers daily to clear tampons and wet wipes and oil clogs

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            guess they are retarded then it literally says do not flush on the package

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Some specifically say on them that you can flush them

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wash myself every time i take a shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      i just shower after a shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      i just shower after a shit

      https://i.imgur.com/5A8ZAHN.jpg

      I've been preaching washing your ass instead of using toilet paper for years. You don't need a bidet. Just take a couple steps from the shitter into the bath tub and wash your ass. You will n ever go back to tp.

      based

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been preaching washing your ass instead of using toilet paper for years. You don't need a bidet. Just take a couple steps from the shitter into the bath tub and wash your ass. You will n ever go back to tp.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use my spit with the paper.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called taking a shit and a shower before you leave your house for an extensive time. Baby wipes don't do anything.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a bidet ffs they cost like $40 on Amazon. Takes 10 minutes to install.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      which one?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My GF likes eating sprinkles and fudge flavor. Shes also trans

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy strong/quality toilet paper. Fold it up a few times into a decent sized square and let droplets of water from the sink slightly moisten it. More or less moist depending on the mess. I guarantee I am cleaner than 99% of people out there. I go deep too.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood bidets because my ass is so hairy I'd have to spray for ages and even then I would still need some TP due to how wet my ass hair would be

    How do people do it? Just sit and let water spray in their asshole for a minute or two?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you wipe with your hand as the water runs down and then wash your hand after. then yes dry off with toilet paper or if youre an environment nut like myself a piece of washable cloth you change frequently

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just too much contact with shit for me.

        t. Had to carry around a roll of TP with me when I was traveling in Turkey

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          either contact the shit for 3 minutes with your hand and asshole
          or contact the shit for a lifetime with your asshole walking around everywhere thinking
          do I smell
          did I wipe enough
          did she see my skid mark when she washed my whities
          I didnt like the idea of it either but its very worth it to be actually clean

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's the redpill

      You shave your ass. Once your ass is clean shaven its insanely easy to clean that fucker, even without a bidet if you don't have ass hairs you can wipe it easily

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just let the homeless coprophiliac
    i have chained in my basement tongue my anus to clean it after i doodoo

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just use baby wipes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there are people that actually think this is good enough

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    use water and soup you unhygienic homosexuals
    are you scared of becoming gay if you touch your own bussy?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >use water and soup
      Why the fuck are you using soup on your ass there, Emeril Lagasse?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >use soup
        >BAM!
        >shits gone
        and when i come back ill show you how to clean that skidmark stained underwear!
        Doc Gibbs everyone!
        >jazz music intensifies

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do euros really spray their buttholes after every poop?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      im op and im american, but otherwise yes of course I "spray" everytime, its really more of a drizzle

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a bidet

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