24 thoughts on “how do i ask for this haircut without showing the pic?

    • Anonymous says:

      thanks, but should i say it should be a disconnected fade? like it doesn’t fade cleanly in the pic if u get what i mean

  1. Anonymous says:

    just be like, "I’ve been living under a rock for the last 15 years and I just found out about this new ‘hitler youth’ thing that all the tumblr kids are wearing with their skinny jeans and trucker hats, how can you make me look old?"

    • Anonymous says:

      show this
      pic and tell her that’s your grandfather in his youth and you want to get this haircut for his burial or service or smth you absolute buffoon.

    • Anonymous says:


      show these to your barber. The model is coloured so you won’t look like a nazi

  2. Anonymous says:

    Assuming this picture wouldn’t already be acceptable if you just edited out the SS, reverse search it in yandex and find a nicer picture of the same haircut and show that. If you’re ashamed for whatever reason of showing a soldier’s haircut, just say it’s an ancestor (they probably won’t ask anyway so you won’t have to say). If you’re scared of sharing pictures at all and you won’t just get over this fear, go for the first time without a picture and prompt them to ask you to bring one next time.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Go in wearing your unwashed raws, beeswax desert boots and ocbd and tell them you browse 2011 era /fashion/. They’ll know what to do

  4. Anonymous says:

    I have a similar haircut, totally by accident.
    >three guard sides (you’ll want buzzcut sides, hard fade into three and a half or four)
    >take care of my whorl and cowlick (home boy has both)
    >enough length up top to go against my natural part to cover up my scar
    >tapered bangs to the right eye, I’m growing them out so don’t take too much off, that scar bothers people
    And that’s it

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