just be like, "I’ve been living under a rock for the last 15 years and I just found out about this new ‘hitler youth’ thing that all the tumblr kids are wearing with their skinny jeans and trucker hats, how can you make me look old?"
show this
pic and tell her that’s your grandfather in his youth and you want to get this haircut for his burial or service or smth you absolute buffoon.
Assuming this picture wouldn’t already be acceptable if you just edited out the SS, reverse search it in yandex and find a nicer picture of the same haircut and show that. If you’re ashamed for whatever reason of showing a soldier’s haircut, just say it’s an ancestor (they probably won’t ask anyway so you won’t have to say). If you’re scared of sharing pictures at all and you won’t just get over this fear, go for the first time without a picture and prompt them to ask you to bring one next time.
I have a similar haircut, totally by accident. >three guard sides (you’ll want buzzcut sides, hard fade into three and a half or four) >take care of my whorl and cowlick (home boy has both) >enough length up top to go against my natural part to cover up my scar >tapered bangs to the right eye, I’m growing them out so don’t take too much off, that scar bothers people
And that’s it
Undercut, number 3 on the sides and back, blend the sides, 5 inches on top
thanks, but should i say it should be a disconnected fade? like it doesn’t fade cleanly in the pic if u get what i mean
Stop making these dumb threads already, no one is becoming a nazi this way you dumb heck.
just be like, "I’ve been living under a rock for the last 15 years and I just found out about this new ‘hitler youth’ thing that all the tumblr kids are wearing with their skinny jeans and trucker hats, how can you make me look old?"
Cope zoomer
He looks like he about to cry
show this
pic and tell her that’s your grandfather in his youth and you want to get this haircut for his burial or service or smth you absolute buffoon.
https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/28851253855066405/
https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/844636105142854490/
show these to your barber. The model is coloured so you won’t look like a nazi
Assuming this picture wouldn’t already be acceptable if you just edited out the SS, reverse search it in yandex and find a nicer picture of the same haircut and show that. If you’re ashamed for whatever reason of showing a soldier’s haircut, just say it’s an ancestor (they probably won’t ask anyway so you won’t have to say). If you’re scared of sharing pictures at all and you won’t just get over this fear, go for the first time without a picture and prompt them to ask you to bring one next time.
Sidepart on top , taper fade to a 2 on the side
Go to your barber and say "zeu vuh ku too muh transhe la gorguh"
What are some more redpilled haircuts like the one in the OP? My hair is probs too thin for that
Go in wearing your unwashed raws, beeswax desert boots and ocbd and tell them you browse 2011 era /fashion/. They’ll know what to do
thoughts on this inspo album from 2015?
https://imgur.com/a/1LCXg
Lol
Elaborate your thoughts cause it looks better than the average zoomer schlock posted nowadays
this is SHIT go back to plebit
Cringe zoomer spotted
Mostly gay gays. Some nice boots. Where do I cop pic related?
The rape whistle is a nice touch.
dont be a pussy
I have a similar haircut, totally by accident.
>three guard sides (you’ll want buzzcut sides, hard fade into three and a half or four)
>take care of my whorl and cowlick (home boy has both)
>enough length up top to go against my natural part to cover up my scar
>tapered bangs to the right eye, I’m growing them out so don’t take too much off, that scar bothers people
And that’s it