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      • Anonymous says:

        7 for muscular legs and 5 for slim legs

        this is because fits like fall in the slutty dressing in the same way that women wear leggings to show off the butt. it is sexy to the opposite sex? most of the time yes, but it is absolutely not /fashion/

      • Anonymous says:

        is that fence post up his ass? Who the hell sits on a barb wire fence?

        https://i.imgur.com/THMXgdD.png

        i made a bunch of cut off sweat shorts around "4 to be like arnold. never going back to any other kind of short

        Where do you find decent quality sweats that thin these days? They used to be everywhere but now everything is plush or polyester

  1. Anonymous says:

    Really you shouldn’t be wearing shorts at all past the age of 12 outside of the beach or a pool party or something. In those cases I would go with 9" or 11". Men shouldn’t be showing thigh, it looks terrible

    • Anonymous says:

      Women love big legs. I’m sorry you’re terrible looking.

      7 for muscular legs and 5 for slim legs

      this is because fits like fall in the slutty dressing in the same way that women wear leggings to show off the butt. it is sexy to the opposite sex? most of the time yes, but it is absolutely not /fashion/

      There is nothing more fashionable than looking good and at the same time shorts like these are atypical for me so they also get bonus points for that.
      You just lack the physicality for it and it’s okay to cope, my friend.

    • Anonymous says:

      I don’t understand this point of view. Women have skirts in shorter lengths for warmer weather. Why is it such a big no for men to wear shorts for the same reason?

  2. Anonymous says:

    I associate short shorts wiry homosexuals no matter what. A dude could be wearing short shorts with his fly open and his penis in a vagina and I would still think he’s a gay.

      • Anonymous says:

        >thread literally asking for thoughts on inseam length
        >anon gives his thoughts
        >"HURR DURR UHMMM AKTUALLY NOBODY CARES WAT YOU THINK"

        Why do soiboy r*dditards argue like this

        • Anonymous says:

          The thread is about shorts inseam length preference and anon made the grave mistake of assuming anyone gave a shit about how he feels about shorts overall. Anon should’ve kept scrolling or killed himself instead of sharing his stupid ass opinion nobody asked for

          • Anonymous says:

            Learn to read. Anon said short shorts, which are distinct from all shorts. And yes, 5" inseam and below is short shorts.

  3. Anonymous says:

    i made a bunch of cut off sweat shorts around "4 to be like arnold. never going back to any other kind of short

  4. Anonymous says:

    I prefer the ones that are longer, that cover your knees but don’t reach your ankles. What are they even called? They were popular at one point and now I can never find them.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Reading this thread is kinda discouraging cause I just bought some below knees lmao
    Just gonne hem them ig, I’ll look on yt

  6. Anonymous says:

    5 or even shorter, its the most chad look imaginable. People are lietrally shaking in fear wehn i go to work in my track shorts.

    If you wear anythign over your knees you look like a stupid frat mong.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Men who wear shorts that border knees or go over are just a walking ad for insecurity. Its the most basic b***h look imaginable.

  8. Anonymous says:

    inseam is not the issue. the issue is the hip measurement. dudes out here walking around with a gay bait wedgies

  9. Anonymous says:

    You should worry more about making sure your shorts have this logo on them than their individual inseam length.

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