The demon slayer has resurfaced, who will yield it to kill globohomo in the final battle ?
The time of the prophecy has come
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Some hikikomori virgin, obviously.
>When you were partying, I studied the blade.
how do I contract one of these demon slayers? I regretfully spent little time studying the Blade.
You don't. They contact you.
This. Kinda wondering if the anime exorcist-for-hire thing is real.
Was wwhere is le blade master today? At the Rogaine outlet center?
mc donalds, studying the blade.
what happened to the one where he says " and now you have the nerve to ask me for help?"
i nominate barrel roll bro
i can never get over how the guy on the right got the guy on left killed
>old boomer gets young zoomer killed because he just cant stop fighting for zog
says a lot about society
What's going on here? Is he a traitor of some sort?
Russian soldier on a Ukrainian position. At around a half second in you can see the sleeve of the recording soldier, and around the 10 second mark as he's mantling the boxes you can see he has a modernized AKM. The Russian soldier goes to try and take the rifle away from the soldier on the right, the soldier refuses to give up his rifle, there's yelling, then they both get wasted.
The guy on the left didn't do anything. This is a video of the Russians committing a war crime.
He was trying to take the gun from the guy so he could use it to kill them both. If you look in the video he grabs the gun sitting behind the guy instead after he wont give the one hes holding up.
haha I got you dude. You only posted one time. I even caught you two minutes after your first post, meaning you've only posted once to say something, and that proves you are a shill. You have been unequivocally ass-blasted into the stratosphere by me pointing out that you've posted once. I really got you with your pants down and you probably liked it. What an absolute fucking retard - did you think posting once would get you anywhere? The absolute state of 1 post brainlets HAHAHA
It looks like he was accepting their surrender until that guy refused to hand over his gun, then he got spooked and shot them both.
They were not surrendering the guy who shot them was wearing a stolen uniform so they were confused
This cope again?
They were not surrendering, you are right about that. But there are multiple videos from other angles showing everyone attacking that position had red armbands
As far as I know neither russia nor ukraine has 100% standardized uniforms, in all the vids ive seen theyre a hodgepodge of different patterns. So calling it a stolen uniform is pretty bizarre in the first place.
More importantly, theres no requirement in the 'war rules' to wear any specific uniform. You just have to be wearing A uniform. More importantly still, that requirement is only for the purposes of being treated as a lawful combatant. You can fight in whatever you want as long as youre ok not having POW protections.
A regular high school boy who wants a peaceful high school life, obviously.
But then one day, suddenly, he gets hit by a truck.
With only his ancestral demon slaying sword and sacred mirror shield
remember the 1000 year old rock that broke and released the Japanese demon into the world?
Wasnt it Ryoko that was released by breaking the stone?
Ryoko in the OVA series. Washu in the TV series.
All later media acts as a continuation of the ova.
all the good demon swords are probably hidden by the Smithsonian
Some of em had really long handles but everyone in reality uses spears which for them was a sword on a stick.
They did use really long swords but it was just spear length swords you'd probably just torque a spear with.
The public face of the Smithsonian institute is a museum but it's actually an ancient sect of demon hunters. They use the museum status to collect rare demon killing weapons.
The U.S. military stole most of them… they’ll start resurfacing during the boomer die off.
Tamamo is innocent, she did nothing wrong.
TFW no demon foxgirl GF
It was unironically /monster/ who through giving her spiritual energy enabled her to break her seal.
Can a fellow monster girl enjoyer get some sauce?
nao turned up squat
Google image search says its towako ichi, but my instinct says its Boku no Piko
>Google image search
they unfucked their image search? it had given me such poor results I gave up using it in favor of saucenao & yandex, hell even bing gave better results.
Isn’t that the plot to tenchi muyo?
My Nigga Ryoko best girl
Yeah the night that happened I had a dream that explained the concept of Wabi -Sabi too me in great detail. I'm not a weeb or anything, I never heard of it before.
I think a fox is the least of our worries. A traditional spirit of chaos would look at the modern world, blink, and go to get very, very drunk.
>get very very drunk
I don't blame it.
that demon was already exorcised by a wandering monk hundreds of years ago
>believing Buddhist propaganda
They were trying to win converts and so they told the locals that Tamamo-no-Mae has a change of heart and repented for her previous actions.
and funny enough during in the /fox/ threads on /x/ the same thing happened and you had some Buddhist show up claiming that he spoke with her and she agreed to protect Dharma going forward.
If you believe any of these stories I have a bridge to sell you. She is a mischievous fox and I doubt that is ever going to change.
Its aight' i can fix her, she just needs some good dicking.
Protip: Buddhists are liars and fucking useless with the supernatural. When Tamamos rock split they called ONE Buddhist priest, and the rest were Shinshoko and Miko carrying sasaki banishing branches and Catalpa Bows because Catalpa supposedly kills spirits dead again like a noxious toxin. It’s supposed to be a bad way to go if you are a ghost. Anyway find modern pics and you’ll see rings of rope, paper and woven branches. All Shinto.
There’s a lot of cases of this kind of bullshit. Lake Ashi had a Dragon King that was terrorizing the locals. A local monk named Mangan Shonin got fed up and bet a jacked ogre that he couldn’t stop Mangan from moving a big rock, which Mangan accepted. He then went to the Dragon King and bet him he couldn’t move a rock attached with an iron chain. The dragon thought it was ridiculous, accepted as a joke then Mangan clamped his ass in the middle of nowhere and left the two of them to fight it out and built a shrine dedicating his victory to saving the town. Eventually the two of them got tired years later and made a deal with the town who freed them so they could save face and not admit either one of them lost.
Buddhists try to leave out the part it was a Shinto priest who did that.
You can even see the difference today. There’s a sect of monks that live in a place called Mt Hiei. They are from a closed branch of esoteric Buddhism called Tendai Mikkyo that uses Shinto mystical principles as guidelines of life and Buddhism only as reincarnation salvation. They are notorious for doing hardcore shit. In Japan if you see someone doing something crazy, 99% of the time it’s a white robed Shinto believer standing under a waterfall or lifting a giant rock or running up an entire mountain for breakfast and lunch. Not your normal skin and bones monks.
That a hot kitsune tho
Not a real demon
How can it be a slaying sword when it is too large to be wielded? Not gonna be doing a lot of slaying.
maybe it is a light 7ft?
At 2.5 ft per pound not too bad. Still lighter than the original conan the barabarian prop swords. Without a western hilt it could weigh even less. Its two swords, not impossible to weild at all. Not at all.
I can save u
That thing was too big to be called a sword.
Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron.
fucking thing is >350lbs
you're just too much of a pussy to hold it
>How can it be a slaying sword when it is too large to be wielded?
I'm a big guy.
By not being weak. I swing around a 6ft+ 15lb bar with both my hands only on one of the sides where the weights go for fun and let me tell you if you stop being weak it can do decent damage for being a gym accessory. Can even down spear a hole into ice.
PSHHHH, step aside, nagger
It's like the moonlight greatsword, the blade is mostly made of light while the real sword is only 2.5ft long.
Oh ye of little faith
You just need to bring out your full potential.
leaf, your odachi?
The giants, ainus, mu.
It was a ceremonial sword, goyim. Don’t think about it too much :^)p0pahj
Japs have small feet so it's like 5 western feet.
many such cases through history reported giants... Smithsonian apparently has a handfull that we arent allowed to see. IDK it's insane to entertain the thought, but it seems like the narrative of our history just doesn't add up. Who built these gigantic structures? Blocks far too big for modern cranes to move... Ancient pre-cataclysmic civilizations of a greater stature perhaps?
the queen looks concerned, why?
It was wielded by the ninja titan.
Buddha gives his heaviest swords to his strongest chuds
>there were giants in the earth in those days
You gotta have Guts to wield it..
Remember how the author of Berserk died after this.. Coincidence right?
Pfft. Never watched Berzerk? kys now.
You're not the chosen one
You are a puppet
We might need that sword
How do you make this thread with no picture of the sword
The hero was never born. You were warned. You refused to put down the fucking video games, anime, manga, and toys.
All you had to do was have sex, Japan.
I cannot fucking stand archaeologists who desecrate graves and steal peoples shit. They are the demons and need to get the sword.
You can't steal from a dead person, they don't own anything
It is kind of interesting. Rob a grave that's 5 years old, you're a criminal but rob a grave that's 500 years old and you're a scientist.
Didn't you guys have some sort of demon rock or something crack open the other year?
Have you been studying the blade anons?
Broken the paradigm an example must be set
Invoke the Siren's song and sign the death warrant
This is what has been wrought for 30 pieces of silver
The tongues of men and angels bought by a beloved betrayer
I am the result what's better left unspoken
Violence begins to mend what was broken
You've been talking, I've been all ears
Words meant to dwell in darkness shall never see the light of day
Words can be broken, so can bones
Execute the mandate
Mouth full of dirt
Your name is removed from the registry
St. Peter greets with empty eyes then turns and locks the gate
I am the result what's better left unspoken
Violence begins to mend what was broken
You've been talking, I've been all ears
If I live I will kill you, if I die you are forgiven. Such is the rule of honor.
what about it? That's the standard for a Khorne Berserker
It will get in the way. Try doing overhead swings and see how your arms and blades get caught on those horns.
There's a reason medieval helmets had plooms and feathers - those things bend and get out of the way. A solid piece of metal does not.
Its Warhammer m8, it doesn't have to make sense.
Samurai helmets used to have horns on it so you couldn't get a blade to the top of the helmet on a downward swing. It'd more jolt your head down instead of getting hit really hard maybe concussing you.
lol so that khorne helmet is like the complete opposite, a nice little slot to aim for to split the skull down the middle. khorne is the most retarded god anyway.
That's what it looks like but it's obviously for parrying and Naruto running into opponents.
Yes. He is the most retarded god.
>F o r t h e e m p e r o r
Not really, the horns were cow horns. They were there more for locating the lord in a melee. Samurai started wearing some massive fucking hats.
I'd honestly want one with a big visor every Japanese weapon is for slicing.
Just use a sweet demon face.
A chevron connected to the outside of the helmet barely protruding would be nice is all I'm saying. You could look down and eat a swing and go in for a thrust.
Metal doesn't get in the way if you're strong enough. Have you considered lifting?
based fucking nips
god i love the fuckin jappos
Laid by the dead? The dead laid it there?
fucking journos these days
Probably should have used "with" instead of "by."
You would think that with all the autocorrect and grammarly bullshit journalists have now, they could at least be mediocre at their job
Right by it.
>you die honururly in combat
>bro places bad ass sword next to your body so you can fight the demons
>intest 1600 years of swashbuckling demons so you can stay unpossessed
>1600 years 1 day later
>onions boy zoomie floss walks into your tomb
>aw sheit dis swords bussin frfr nocap ongawd
>Imma make a tictok weilding this batch
>onions arms struggle to lift sword
>manages to tie rope around sword to drag it to an adult
>you lose your bad ass sword your bro left you to fight demons for eternity
Werent they aliens?
Aliens who were mistake for demons hundreds of years prior. It has been a good 2 decades but i'm pretty sure that's how Muyo worked.
>fight off evil spirits
well, yeah. in countries all around the world, it is said that cold steel wards off evil. do DO carry at least a folding knife in your pocket, right?
Everything is a fucking "demon" in japan, OP.
>THE ONE WINGED FAIRY
>TWINKLE TOES McFINGERBANG
you mean "who will wield" the sword.
no clearly OP is a homosexual and he's looking for a false hero to take the sword in place of the chosen one
UNTIL A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR DARED OPPOSE ME
go get aku!
Is it strange that this appears like exactly 1 year after that demon cat girl surfaced??
Exactly one year.
Is the any man left in japan capable of subduing the infamous Tamamo-no-Mae??
OR ARE THEY ALL KEKED SIMPS?
RISE UP JAPANESE MAN
FULFILL THE OATH OF YOUR ANCESTORS
SLAY THE DEMON WOMAN AND SAVE YOUR COUNTRY
BUMP FOR JAPAN AND FOR HUMANITY
>any man left in japan capable of subduing the infamous Tamamo-no-Mae??
Send in the Russian furry. He's the only man horny enough to handle this fox lady.
Are you stupid??? Japanese people don't have souls!!!
>Berserk will finally end because Guts got into the real world and is going to kill Young Animal
>who will yield it
Karsa Orlong obv
This is now a Jesus thread.
In Jesus Christ's name begone demons.
What if? now hear me out
god let us be aware of demons
he will let them on earth so we can cut them down
The worst thing a demon can do is affirm an autist that there is an afterlife.
I'd be going straight to church and dipping ever knife I have in holy water and stabbing the air in every corner of my house.
I can see the Withers wraith and I can hear the Cyprians pillars jaws scrape against the asphalt of world's bleeding into each other as the light of our liberty dims with each passing day...
How come every human civilization, regardless of distance between each other has identical versions of "demons" that prey on humans and need to be destroyed by special men or special weapons?
It's almost if it's leftover trauma of a precursor civilization that engraved itself on our very genes...
its all real, brother. they weren't lying. they were trying to get the word out there. they were heroes if you ask me.
unfortunately, most people are too brainwashed these days.
japanese tengu are demons with little black boxes on their heads and big noses that lie cheat and steal.
ive done some research into this. from what ive put together is that israelites made their way to japan at some point. hebrew and japansese kanji are pretty much the same language
Kanji is cribbed Chinese man’yogana what the fuck are you on about? You can find the characters and see where the Japanese got lazy in stealing them.
That entire theory is and will always be bullshit. There’s no genetic links and the cultures are so alien that might as well be on different planets, from the value of money, to the concept of usury, to their style of development. You can even refer to Chinese in Old Japanese as Kanjin, or the “writing peoples.”
ok rabbi. look it up for yourself
demons are real. steel yourself if you can. we're all susceptible in one way or another.
That's one massive logical leap. kys retard
your assumption that it's all made up is actually the real logical leap. you're just wedded to your materialist framework in ways you couldn't justify if you tried.
the warm bathwater is comfortable isn't it?
Americans truly are logiclets, aren't they?
>refuses to present a complete argument
>lel stop assuming what i believe, it's far too deep for you to imagine
you're a brainlet retard let the adults talk junior
My argument was quite complete: I believe the other Anon had a shit argument to support the existence of demons.
I did not take a stance on the existence of demons (or the lack of.)
My argument is in no way, shape or form deep and I've never made such claims.
You're just strawmanning as hard as humanly possible, like the fucking retarded mutt you are: you should be put down.
>I did not take a stance
So you just came to shitfling and feel superior. You're a child who plays rhetorical tricks with things you learned in debate 101. No one is impressed. Shit or get off the pot, homosexual.
>So you just came to shitfling
Yes, that's what we call shitposting.
Anyway, logical fallacies are on the front page, you might want to check them out someday. lol
I've never met an intelligent or interesting Canadian. You're lucky you have Skinny Puppy homosexual.
kek, so far I've been doing nothing but intellectual laps around you. Too bad you're a retarded mutt.
Guys I think this guy may have studied the blade. I can't contain his rhetorical power, I need backup!
>Studied logic in college for fun
>Become a rethorical genius by /misc/'s standards
The bar was set pretty low
Go leaf post on reddit where you belong, cock muncher
>It's almost if it's leftover trauma of a precursor civilization that engraved itself on our very genes...
what the fuck is this fantasy shit? lets fix your sentence.
>It's almost as if... demons are real
genetic memory is real, dumbdumb
They found my blade? Return it to me at once so that I may deal out justice.
>hold my mountain dew
Would you rather have had a zweihander or a halbred shields are for pussies.
Zweihander all day dude
When 2 dudes with armor and shit were getting it on it apparently ended up being more about grappling and using a dagger through their visor anyways, I'd pick the halbred for the spike on the back and tip but they were mostly on horses so I bet a harbored would be difficult being top heavy, that's why a lot of em didn't have a huge ax head and some were even hammers, the ax was probably used to hook behind the neck and it'd work well sliding forward after gripping halfway up to block a slash since the halbred is longer.
But yeah I feel like being good with the way heavier sword would be better once you learned, it has the second hilt and handguard on some and was made specifically for pushing polearms out of the way you'd just need a fucking wicked backstroke.
wut ringz u got bitch?
just a nice long sword + dagger would do me.
I'd take the halbred and just use the ax side for getting hands, armpits, necks, and legs.
oh hang on, we're allowed polearms? Then yes definitely Halberd, any day of the week. Hope I'm backed up with a few pike naggers aswell
i got your back.
What're you gonna do with your double length second row seating spear when someone with a bastard sword, kite shield, and armored horse(they treat the horse better than you) comes at 10mph and you gotta choose between trying to hit the horse or the dude.
i release the tiger.
>Do you pick the spike or the naggercleaver on the other side?
for me it's the hook.
If the formation hasn't set up stakes prior to the battle then they deserved to get crushed.
I'd prefer the spike the most it's just brutal and a smaller ax and longer spearhead.
What the fuck is a stake? You go on the right side of them facing you, loop around and attack the near front of them with your shield up full speed with a big ass ax or as big of a sword you cannot use with one hand. Or even the halbred axhead and try to get the horse to be able to scoop in for a second to be in and out of spear range and to get the ones preoccupied with your front line.
Is there anything on like old times horsemanship can't some people make their horse dance and shit? Probably easier to do with a pole arm than shield you don't want to step into someone with 2 feet of space to thrust at you when you can swing and slide your hand down to the bludgeon with speed and use momentum.
Do you pick the spike or the naggercleaver on the other side? I'd want a counterweight bludgeon on the end too that'd make it way better close range you block/deflect, then either bludgeon>spike/ax or block into ax. You cannot also push and pull it past someone if you miss with the spear. Stupid peasants got fucking spears and chainmail I'm going to let you homosexuals do your thing I'm gonna find another cool guy to get busy with.
Against a halbred I pick a spear, spear sword, sword halbred.
Yeah a bastard sword and shield would be best for cavalry.
2 shields. Neither for protection, used exclusively to bash my enemies and bludgeon them to death like a smite paladin from diablo 2.
Either that one a shield and a mace, for the same reason.
All weapons evoke different emotions. Swords feel like heroism, spears are humility, and maces are cruelty.
halbred all day. you dont get as much blade so up close you would be at a disadvantage.
How is Japan so much cooler than anywhere on planet earth?
They kept their people's heritage.
They keep and love their traditions, while you burn it and replace everything with naggers.
It's why I will either die with my gun in my hand or have it buried with me as my last will testament.
>who will yield it to kill globohomo in the final battle?
>The demon slayer has resurfaced, who will yield it to kill globohomo in the final battle ?
If numerals I don’t have to wield it and I can just shitpost on /misc/ with my bros about the happening
Sorry anon, you appear to be the chosen one. Get your fedora ready
Alright so did miyamoto mushashi stand with his right or left foot forward with the short sword in his off hand?
On one hand that takes it out of the picture for offense but not he can move it around more to block an overhand, slower if an opponent does a backhand but just the left hand against a full swing is not good. How did they use the reverse grip if at all?
I bet he would learn how to use the regular katana I his left and wakazashi in his right. A surprise overhand into backstroke across the right would be more easily defended by the weight of the heavy sword in the left and would leave for a quicker counterattack from the left.
His whole thing was countering people rather than overwhelming force.
So the best strategy is short sword in the left, right foot forward, you can block basically anything. The dexterity of the right with the quicker stroke means you can chop at their wrists after a block and its way easier to slide in off the left foot than the right and still have power.
I hope when i die i get to fight sick ass demons in skeleton hell
my dream of demon-slaying sword girls finally coming true?
HOLY SHIT THE PROPHECY IS COMING TRUE.
Ragnarok more or less started in Japan on May 2022 when the Nine Tailed Fox was released from her prison after she vowed to kill the entire Royal Family.
The Mirror, the Sword and the israeliteel is an ancient legend that says in times of great danger the three sacred objects will appear and empower the royals to save Japan. It was so important Hirohito attempted to use them to turn back US bombers in WW2, which failed leading many to suspect in schizo word they were counterfeits. Now the Sword and the Mirror has returned from the most sacred site in Japan, Nara from the oldest Shinto blessed tombs.
All that is left is the discovery of a great israeliteel of Benevolence and a hero will arise who will use the three to kill the Nine Tailed Fox and save the world.
This is going to be epic.
nine tailed fox can't be any more evil than globohomo
Nine tailed fox is the degenerate straight part of the globalhomo agenda. Especially that one. israelites, being israelites are the other half.
Ok and what are the proofs for this? It's not like history wasn't rewritten couple times already
1. Promiscuity rose out of Weimar Germany to infect the world at roughly the same time Germany started courting Japan.
2. israelites have a gay and pedophile agenda. Peddling women for sex is very much a white and Asian thing.
>Nine tailed fox
can any nips or weebs elaborate on what kind of threat this nine tailed fox demon is?
A creature that whored itself up the ladder to get rejected by the Emperor of Japan and went on a rampage by attempting to seduce a bunch of generals to get them to overthrow the country and seize control. She finds it amusing and was responsible for the destruction of the Shang Dynasty in China and became the wife of King Kalmanshada of India and twisted him so throughly he became known as Kalmanshada the Man-Eater of a Thousand Young.
Normal 9 Foxes can be reasoned with and are creatures of chaos because of their flippant natures and unreliable personalities but are otherwise harmless. Tamamo specifically delights in poisoning empires from the inside, corrupting its people and throwing down its leaders as quickly as possible so she can do it again. She isn’t interested in the journey, just beating her last high score in the amount of people she can convince to kill each other in the shortest amount of time.
She doesn’t have a goal like the Christian Satan, the Gnostic Demiurge or others. She just wants a fat fucking body count and a shitload of people fucking.
If she toppled the globohomo empires I don't think it would be particularly bad
Sounds like Daji
We're about to see some empires fall, I guess.
I'll do my part and buy a fox statue for my garden, which is blessed by an actual fox regularly.
Kitsune love agarwood and hate sandalwood. Burn agarwood incense for her.
>"most expensive smell/wood"
Kitsune are definitely female.
>Bwahahahaha i have toppled your global empire and now you..... why are you cheering?
Nine Tailed Fox is literally the israeliteS
Black lives matter
Chinese text: "Black monkey why?"
Sneaky based AZNs.
left one is engrish black lives matter in katakana
bottom one is black lives are important
top one i cant read except its something -not
Kek, naggers cant into asian languages. She doesn't understand a single one of those signs, including the ones with english
>黒人命も大 some gay dick sucking kanji だ
>ブラク ライブズ マター
Nine tailed fox is same as seven headed serpent. All allegory for one evil disguised as many
From what I remember a kitsune begins their life as a normal fox and by way of magic obtains their nine tails and abilities. At the end of the day they ate a fox and can do harmful things to humans but I wouldn't call them evil. Approached correctly a kitsune can teach you the secrets of internal alchemy. That is if you are strong enough to resist her desire for male energy. They are also worshiped in the far east. Worshipers of kitsune, usually actors and the like, can take on traits of the fox including supernatural beauty.
Maybe this case is special because it's a specific 9-tailed fox - Tamamo? Would explain the responses I got from other anons.
t. spent time with a fox on my land
I could belive it since my great grandmother was a szeptunka
I hear BBB shot to No. 2 buckshot for normal foxes, but a five foot demon fox would need bigger shot. Probably at least silver too. Are there any religions that have blessed rice, grain or meal or something like that? That could be used as ballast, which doubt holy water would work as.
It isn’t a normal Kitsune. Tamago was a vile creature that even other Foxes narced on her.
>antediluvian giants confirmed
I will be the one to wield it when my time comes.
There is only one thing I believe from the Bible, and that's that Giants once existed.
yes, and like neanderthals we killed them all off in war because we outnumbered them
yeah they were definitely in japan 500 years ago wielding a very expensive ornamental piece. fucking retard
these enormous battle axes were unearthed in Denmark
Those are boat axes, typically used to anchor your boat to another for boarding purposes
Typically dropped vertically
The shape is that of the Minoan 'Labrys' axe. They are Ancient mind you.
Please do post some ancient "boat axes" - im sorry bro but the internet isn't showing me any.. I'd say if anything, they might be gigantic ornaments... but I believe that Giants built the Ancient world we cannot explain with todays technology.
they mean nothing though. I can go into a park and find a gigantic spoon statue like 20 miles away from me right now. Doesn't mean it was a giant's spoon, it just means human beings are fucking weird and do weird shit for no reason all of the goddamn time. Not everything humans do makes logical sense.
They weren't unearthed in Denmark, they are Minoan, from Crete.
I stand corrected NATO israelite, but whatever the case Picrel has my brain damaged back.
just looks like they would be displayed somewhere. in or outside someone's home, someone important maybe.
but to seriously promote the idea that they were used by so called 'giants' is just beyond absurd. there's no way anyone could seriously believe that shit unless they had no grasp of history whatsoever.
>the idea that they were used by so called 'giants' is just beyond absurd
I suppose naggers built the pyramids then, I stand corrected. Anyway here's a picture of an ancient statue of Gilgamesh, the Giant King with his pet Lion... someone didn't read the Bible.
Dude just loved his cat
You can really get away with having animals as dangerous as a lion when you're that big it seems.
Lion can't really do much to something as big as that fucker.
Nancy Pelosi has been real quiet since this dropped.
Nigga found the Sword of Kusanagi and the Yata Mirror
>an iron sword
if anything i will help them to kill you useless fucking idiots
theres no winning with you, youre all too dumb
Gilgamesh's weapon, the king is coming back.
How did the ancient Japanese manage to wield a sword twice their size?
>made to ward off demons
Archeologists found 7 foot dildos in the soil, water, and trees.
-We found literally a dildo strata.
"we believe the 7 foot phallic statue was too ward off evil"
I thought japanese dont believe in an afterlife or religions
Nah it's a titan walking stick and the mirror shield was so he could shave his testicles easier. Fake news.
gibs me dat sword
So that's what happened to Mitch McConnell
What's the point of creating these cool tombs if hundreds of years later they are going to be violated by greedy archeologists?
It's very sad.
Same reason your pussy was made, to be violated
7 foot? That's like 3 inches in metric.
My money is on Cloud
Pog is there pics?
Here's the article since everyone in this thread is a homosexual: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11837075/Giant-7-foot-long-demon-slaying-sword-used-1-600-years-ago-unearthed-Japanese-tomb.html
Currently the sword is only pictured covered in 1,600 years' worth of hardened clay and shit. There's an x-ray image of what the blade looks like beneath it all with a very impressed tiny jap man standing in front of it with his arms wide to provide scale. Just keep in mind that nips are basically at a 1:0.43 scale to actual humans when you consider his armspan.
And, for the record, if Jap folklore ends up being the one that's real, I'm going to be REALLY pissed
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ANCIENT SWORD AGAINST israeliteS DISCOVERED !!!
I find it fascinating that the Japanese discovered Demons long ago. They know they're real. They are very concerned with their existence.
Yet they had no concept of God.
It's just kind of funny to me. Even the Native Americans kind of figured that out.
But not the Japanese.
They're aware of the evil forces but their only concept of goodness is ancestor spirits or some silly shit. As though people were that naturally good. It's just really interesting to me how this could come about.
Your god is a israeli personification of sun via astro theology mate
>NOW THE TIME HAS COME
>THERE'S NO LACE TO RUN
>BUT I HAD MY FUN
no pic of sword
>release the foxgirl demon from the stone
>channel to saturnal plane to find whats wrong
>find foxgirl is being BTFO by crazy jap with 7 foot sword
>they remove the 7 foot Demonbrandt from Japs corpse
>back in saturnal plane, japman sees his sword vaporize in his hands
>foxgirl: "Teehee. Now it's my turn!"
Good take. Makes the most sense.
>no picture of the sword
>people parroting useless shit
>naggers posting capeshit but le japanese
Holy hell, what a terrible-ass thread. Bunch of retards.
That's hiroshimoot quality for you. You rike?
Please hurry nipbro. Kill all the satanic Edomites.
look you make cool videos games. let's keep the fantasy in the games. thanks hiroshi
pics or bait
japan was unironically the first country to replace its culture with globohomo. the meiji restoration and WW2 burning down japan and totally erasing the old japan should clue you into this.
When I flew over to help my family and my in-laws move away from the Nuke disaster I dropped my wallet on the ground. By the time I got to it a day later, it was ruined from some rain because nobody wanted to touch it, for fear of being branded a thief.
Anime is their equivalent of capeshit. It’s their fantasy of living in clownworld, like the Western fantasy of living in capeshit. The fact that we live in their apocalypse fantasy should show the fundamental difference between Japanese culture and the West. Things like adultery are considered just cause for firing and banning people from displaying a tattoo in public places is very acceptable. My retard wife even pretends she’s foreign like me because her dumb ass got Love on her forearm and she’s more or less unemployable in public facing roles unless she wears long sleeves. Her rebelling against her parents was a single tat and marrying a Japanese American whose family is from the same town, and that is pretty controversial. We aren’t even close in degeneracy.
>who will yield it to kill globohomo in the final battle ?
And you are a fucking English teacher.
Not sure what midget has to do with the sword
thats an average japanese male
Reminder that japanese people get buried with 6 mon to cross the Sanzu River in Meido.
You carry the things you're buried with to the afterlife, so choose wisely
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