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Someone explain this hair style to me, every teenage male I see all have the same hair cut. Why is this?
Someone explain this hair style to me, every teenage male I see all have the same hair cut. Why is this? It looks ugly as shit.
Someone explain this hair style to me, every teenage male I see all have the same hair cut. Why is this? It looks ugly as shit.
Zoomers are not human beings in general sense, they werent raised. They are a product, produced by media, "cultural" agendas and constant stream of non filtered seemingly chaotic info shitstream since 2007-2008. You cant and wont understand the appeal, because they themselves dont know the reason.
What generation are you from, my guy? An epic beanie millenial? Le cool boomer thinking that trinkets will somehow make him less fat?
I’m 34, fit, married and well adjusted. Sometimes have to confront late zoomers due to work, girls are hot and braindead, guys are exclusively moronic, bordering on comedy levels.
>well adjusted
>cries about zoomers on LULZ
Sure thing pal
I thought it was the 30 year old boomers who were meant to do the malding? You dress like literal clowns wearing the recycled cast offs of people who looked like shit in the 90s.
I’m not a zoomer and i don’t dress like "anyone". My point is that every geneneration had its good and bad fashion. Zoomies are lucky because they don’t have to follow any stigma whatsoever and i think they’re the last gen to have a generational fashion.
From this point, the fashion is going to be highly decentralized as you don’t have to follow some specific style anymore.
Basically what used to be fashion is not just entry level fashion and actual fashion is highly personalized
Honestly I think the majority of distinctive zoomer trends are mostly late millennial in origin. white guys have been wearing the broccoli haircut in places like London since at least 2009 and black guys even earlier. I had it in 2010 and I’m from NZ which is hardly at the cutting edge of style. The decentralization you’re talking about is true but it’s already happened.
>i think they’re the last gen to have a generational fashion.
You truly are a Zoomer.
>From this point, the fashion is going to be highly decentralized as you don’t have to follow some specific style anymore.
I see the opposite happening with the younger generation. Due to social media everything gets homogeinized almost instantly.
Lmao samefagging and bringing up Kanye shades, whatever the heck that is. Kinda easy to tell that you are a salty zoomzoom.
Also, 30-35 year olds didnt have distinctive traits, we all had fads, and some followed them, somw didnt. And we sure as shit didnt have the stupid sponge haircuts and rainbow colored fits en masse.
>sure thing pal
Don’t worry little gay, give it time. You’ll be here soon and you’ll be shown no mercy. Tossed to the wayside and sucked dry of everything you thought you contributed to the world, for fuel. The beautiful thing is all previous generations before yours had organic cultures, and ideas/style that took inspiration from the local world around them, to share globally, unlike today where everything is intermingled on a global scale in every sector, creative or not. Previous generations essence is kept secret by time, with the majority of experience held in fond memories, unrecorded, with genuine works of art that have been produced and enjoyed by the world for generations past and present. Your generation is the result of the gamification of society. Just one big amazon sold and styled world, filled with plastics no one will want in a years time. The chaos produced by this generation begins the degradation of all individual identity, and all previous ‘traditional’ roles/morals. It’s just one big cultural vat of a tiktok, instagram, drop-shipped, shit smeared, and cum brained society. Nothing of value has been produced, and the only logical end is for you, and your future generations to get working. Get used being used as batteries in your 8 foot ceiling cum cell, producing for your treadmill lifestyle of non-escape, forever. Dont fight it, just let it happen, it’s okay we’ll all still be here. Laughing at you. Your dad loves you, and your mom isn’t a spiteful b***h that hates you.
>schizo image
>schizo gibberish
Yep, checks out, a classic schizo post.
I always wonder how normies like you get here.
Yeah dude, you’re really cool. Could you post some schizo gibberish one more time crying about le normies, zoomers or whoever else lives in your head rent free?
>well adjusted
>complains about zoomers on LULZ
continue in your delusion stupid
>34
Your generation thought that wearing tight jeans and beanies is peak fashion. Don’t forget the hideous Smosh-like haircuts, cotton jumpsuits and Kanye shades. Should i go on?
All generations have "their style".
34 year olds wore pretty much everything, baggy clothes were in fashion for like the first half of their lives. The skinny jean shit came out of the skater/metalhead/emo scenes and everybody else just ran with it.
Yeah and both were hideous, lmao. Not to mention the hecking hipsters.
>well adjusted
> Posting on LULZ complaining about people younger than him being different
Sure pal sure, take your meds.
Beanie millenial here confirming that R2 is correct
>my guy
ÖöÖ
Interdasting and completely true. Go on anon, please continue.
Says the dude raised by fat virgins on LULZ.
>things being in fashion wasn’t a thing before 2007
holy stupid
How do you expect us to ‘explain a hairstyle’, people think it looks good so they get it. You have tons of haircuts from the 70s,80s,90s etc that look ridiculous in retrospect.
Are you pretending to be stupid or something?
That’s in retrospect. Everyone is clowning on this shit but they still get it, like brain dead stupids.
As a millennial 35y dad, i can safely say that zoomie girls(19-21y) are the hottest
literally interchangeable
this. im 26 and girls today are way hotter than a few years ago.
>As a millennial 35y dad, i can safely say that zoomie girls(19-21y) are the hottest
you shouldn’t have been allowed to have kids
Why? Women peak with 19-21years.
I don’t believe you, show more examples
>It’s free real estate
Learn to speak English.
Also, women peak at 14-16. Everyone knows this.
I’m 26 and all of these girls look like infants, wtf am I really getting old
Same bro, 28 and I’m viscerally repulsed by teenagers now. They all look so greasy.
i have never seen this haircut on a white person irl. is this a bong thing?
Look harder
>cig
Barf
Basatissimo dark pyrex 777 principe pyrex pyrex bibby
in what planet is that guy white you tard.
2 out of the 4 are balding
Not only do these cuts look like shit, period. They look even worse 72hrs after the cut
Zoomie is mad
zoomers have great fashion sense. they were raised in front of the camera. as a 35 yo millennial, I cop various aspects of their superior style as appropriate.
The broccoli haircut does look awful, but they do look stylish otherwise.
Millennials weren’t stupid in the first half of their lives at least, thanks to genxers leading the way.
>The skinny jean shit came out of the skater/emo/hipster scenes
Fixed. I sure remember metalheads still wearing loose jeans and cargo pants in the up to the mid-2000s. I’m not talking about tripp pants though, don’t get mixed up.
bring back Jncos
It’s Generation Broccoli hair.
I could be wrong but I feel like YouTubers are at fault
Stop impersonating me ffs don’t make me use my trip
the 2018 haircut? that’s over
what planet do you gays live on
It’ s to hide the receeding hairline.
Can we please get a new meme? This trend has been over for a while. It really shows how out of touch LULZ is
millennials be seething about zoomers once again
Millennials are the last people to b***h about how zoomers dress, too. I remember living through the Portlandia shit where everyone spend ~800 dollars to dress as various flavors of homeless person, usually having a ~300 dollar surcharge to adorn it with commie and tankie shit so they could be part of #TheResistance
I’ll take ten thousands stalks of broccoli hair instead of seeing another unwashed hipster wearing a che shirt again.
>It looks ugly as shit.
They do it specifically because old hags like you find it ugly.
Zoomers in my area all suddently ditched the broccoli hair for something like picrel about a year or so ago.
I don’t hate it, with a thick hair/combover you could make a pompadour out of it.
it’s the cool guy fornite "ayo unban me senpai dis shit is st8 cap frfr not bussin" look
that haircut makes him look like an expensive male prostitute
sheeeesh dis shit deadass bussin tho like no cap homie rizzed up fr
I think if you tell them they have zoomy zoomzoom hair they wouldn’t get it.
Bangs will forever be the hottest haircut for girls
It’s all Patrick Mahomes’ fault.