23 thoughts on “Ski goggles make you look like a retard. Are there any actually?

    • Anonymous says:

      Like said you should ideally wear a mask to avoid the tanline, but it’s essential that you wear the goggles if you’re skiing seriously. Unless you wanna go down the bunny hills forever the windchill can literally blind you, which as you can imagine can heck you up if you’re picking up speed. As lame as it is, you’ll look more stupid skiing without goggles. Also, skiing is a very active, expensive, and cool hobby. If you have even a modicum of charisma women will likely think it’s interesting.

      • Anonymous says:

        >Also, skiing is a very active, expensive, and cool hobby. If you have even a modicum of charisma women will likely think it’s interesting.
        Depends where you live. Like in my city for example everyone and their mother skis, slopes are very accessible here and the mountains are cheap

  1. Anonymous says:

    Biggest ski flex is to have no drip and outski everyone. My pants and jacket are in tatters and I’m the best skier on the mountain.

  2. Anonymous says:

    This dude’s problem is the gap between his helmet and goggles, that shit rightfully gets clowned on because it looks bad and will give you an even worse goggle tan than normal.

    • Anonymous says:

      I’m so happy companie started making goggles with seamless fits with their helmets. Smith, Oakley and Ruroc are the few I can think of off the top of my head with seamless tech. I know people live to shit on Ruroc because it’s usually worn by absolute noobs but that would be my #1 since I ski in any kind of weather, down to -30*C with wind chill ontop of it and the face protection that thing offers is what sells me. Can’t wait to get one.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Go ski in the Pacific Northwest. It’s warm enough that you can wear sunglasses most of the season. Plus we have real mountains.

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