63 thoughts on “Real men have short hair. Deal with it

  1. Anonymous says:

    Our ancestors could only dream of having the nutrients to grow out their hair.

    Don’t mald, embrace the lion’s mane.

  2. Anonymous says:

    there is nothing better for an old man to look good than long hair. look at this man right here, hes wrinkley as shit and has a stupid moustache, if he had short hair he would look like a pedophile but he doesnt. at worst he looks like a pedophile with sophisticated niche patrician tastes.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Just realized I’ve been sporting this look for 7 years now. Aging is weird, in that outdated looks don’t really feel outdated anymore. Kind of like how my music tastes ossified around then too, and it doesn’t really feel that long ago.

  4. Anonymous says:

    not sure where to ask this but a question for lookism autists, I have proportionally small head compared to my body, long nose, I try to balance it with facial hair like short-medium length beard/goatee ype of thing and medium length hair but I think I give softboyfeminine vibes unless I let my beard grow to above medium size and it looks more wild, less kempt but at the same time gives me more masculine look and distract from my small head and large nose. (and long and thin neck too btw). so I am trying to figure out what to do or just play with it and get a haircut and let it grow for 6 months and get a haircut again. doing undercut every month like most just not gonna work because of the reasons I listed above

  5. Anonymous says:

    Nope. Hair is a sign of youthful masculinity. Chad with long hair is full of life, bald Chad is still a Chad but he’s now aged and out of his prime. Short hair is enforced by society to take away your individualism and make you conform. You go to the barber every month and get your hair snipped so you don’t stand out at work.

    If you have a strong hairline you should have a few inches of hair on your head. Doesn’t have to be 12 inches long or the zoomer meme hairstyle, even just a flow like pic related is enough to not be a cookie cutter soulless NPC. Show that you’re young and healthy whilst you still are. Get a dad haircut once you’re a dad past his prime with several kids.

    Don’t fall for the boomer hairstyles my fellow zoomers.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I am a patrician who wears his hair long, as the gods themselves do.

    I have a slave tend to my mane three times daily. She does a good job, for I look supreme. I gaze upon the servants of the field, with their hair, short and practical, and I weep, for they will never know the glory that is long luscious locks draped around you, as if a silken veil hath descended from the heavens, and bestoweth upon me a divine softness, matched only by a mother’s tender embrace. The plebeian will never know this feeling. And so I weep.

    • Anonymous says:

      A god wouldn’t weep at natural caste.
      You’re merely a larper, impersonating divinity, mocking it more like.

      A man wouldn’t cry because the bear kills and eats the deer to survive
      A bear doesn’t cry that a man lives by his struggle, just like everything else that lives. Even plants fight for territory, sunlight, nutrients, and will even poison or sabotage each other.
      Just be lucky no one has grabbed it in a fight.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Hair is the sixth sense.
    It is literally antennae.
    Cutting it and your beard is what they want you to do.
    Don’t cut your link to the psychic ether, anon

  8. Anonymous says:

    I wish I had straight hair so I could look like my literal me but instead my hair grows into a jesse eisenberg hebrewfro, so I just keep it short.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Short hair length is conformity, values carried over from professional standing armies who want uniformity (and to reduce the spread of lice)
    Long hair length is individuality, be it in the form of the ancient warrior, the smelly hippy, or the obnoxious biker

    society can never decide whiche one is more or less masculine and it flip-flops in an endless cycle.

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