there is nothing better for an old man to look good than long hair. look at this man right here, hes wrinkley as shit and has a stupid moustache, if he had short hair he would look like a pedophile but he doesnt. at worst he looks like a pedophile with sophisticated niche patrician tastes.
Having eyebrows darker than your hair is a preferable trait but this guy’s bushy black eyebrows are bigger than his eyes and it’s so distracting. Great voice though.
Just realized I’ve been sporting this look for 7 years now. Aging is weird, in that outdated looks don’t really feel outdated anymore. Kind of like how my music tastes ossified around then too, and it doesn’t really feel that long ago.
not sure where to ask this but a question for lookism autists, I have proportionally small head compared to my body, long nose, I try to balance it with facial hair like short-medium length beard/goatee ype of thing and medium length hair but I think I give softboyfeminine vibes unless I let my beard grow to above medium size and it looks more wild, less kempt but at the same time gives me more masculine look and distract from my small head and large nose. (and long and thin neck too btw). so I am trying to figure out what to do or just play with it and get a haircut and let it grow for 6 months and get a haircut again. doing undercut every month like most just not gonna work because of the reasons I listed above
Nope. Hair is a sign of youthful masculinity. Chad with long hair is full of life, bald Chad is still a Chad but he’s now aged and out of his prime. Short hair is enforced by society to take away your individualism and make you conform. You go to the barber every month and get your hair snipped so you don’t stand out at work.
If you have a strong hairline you should have a few inches of hair on your head. Doesn’t have to be 12 inches long or the zoomer meme hairstyle, even just a flow like pic related is enough to not be a cookie cutter soulless NPC. Show that you’re young and healthy whilst you still are. Get a dad haircut once you’re a dad past his prime with several kids.
Don’t fall for the boomer hairstyles my fellow zoomers.
I am a patrician who wears his hair long, as the gods themselves do.
I have a slave tend to my mane three times daily. She does a good job, for I look supreme. I gaze upon the servants of the field, with their hair, short and practical, and I weep, for they will never know the glory that is long luscious locks draped around you, as if a silken veil hath descended from the heavens, and bestoweth upon me a divine softness, matched only by a mother’s tender embrace. The plebeian will never know this feeling. And so I weep.
A god wouldn’t weep at natural caste.
You’re merely a larper, impersonating divinity, mocking it more like.
A man wouldn’t cry because the bear kills and eats the deer to survive
A bear doesn’t cry that a man lives by his struggle, just like everything else that lives. Even plants fight for territory, sunlight, nutrients, and will even poison or sabotage each other.
Just be lucky no one has grabbed it in a fight.
Hair is the sixth sense.
It is literally antennae.
Cutting it and your beard is what they want you to do.
Don’t cut your link to the psychic ether, anon
Short hair length is conformity, values carried over from professional standing armies who want uniformity (and to reduce the spread of lice)
Long hair length is individuality, be it in the form of the ancient warrior, the smelly hippy, or the obnoxious biker
society can never decide whiche one is more or less masculine and it flip-flops in an endless cycle.
Having any hair is better than being a baldcel.
i agree but i just cut my long hair short and i look 17 instead of 27 so im never doing it again
>fell for the short hair = manly meme
>fell for the long hair = manly meme
>fell for the medium hair = manly meme
>fell for the hair = manly meme
>fell for the no hair = manly meme
Fell for the no = manly meme
>fell for the no greentext = manly meme
>he fell for the hurting feelings = manly meme
lmfao
And short dicks!
Am i right? Where my dicklet bros at?
Cope, hairlet
Hi Mr Ezra Miller
Kek
norwood cope
She’s right, you know
Yes
What product do I use to get this texture? Is a hair dryer required to style hair?
real men dont hang in fashion forums gay
Our ancestors could only dream of having the nutrients to grow out their hair.
Don’t mald, embrace the lion’s mane.
>the nutrients
you mean vitamin dee?
hot
Short hair is a symbol of a slave.
there is nothing better for an old man to look good than long hair. look at this man right here, hes wrinkley as shit and has a stupid moustache, if he had short hair he would look like a pedophile but he doesnt. at worst he looks like a pedophile with sophisticated niche patrician tastes.
Imagine being this stupid
Having eyebrows darker than your hair is a preferable trait but this guy’s bushy black eyebrows are bigger than his eyes and it’s so distracting. Great voice though.
> if he had short hair he would look like a pedophile
>meme
>
bump
WE DID IT REDDIT
>real men
gay detected
real niggas fly out the windshield and die
>mogs all of you in every conceivable way
I’m alive and he’s dead, he ain’t moggin shit
He’s still alive through his music.
Steele is pure sex
why is this board so hecking gay all the time?
>Dies without getting a gf
If even he couldn’t do it, what hope is there for me?
thats fine
Just realized I’ve been sporting this look for 7 years now. Aging is weird, in that outdated looks don’t really feel outdated anymore. Kind of like how my music tastes ossified around then too, and it doesn’t really feel that long ago.
not sure where to ask this but a question for lookism autists, I have proportionally small head compared to my body, long nose, I try to balance it with facial hair like short-medium length beard/goatee ype of thing and medium length hair but I think I give softboyfeminine vibes unless I let my beard grow to above medium size and it looks more wild, less kempt but at the same time gives me more masculine look and distract from my small head and large nose. (and long and thin neck too btw). so I am trying to figure out what to do or just play with it and get a haircut and let it grow for 6 months and get a haircut again. doing undercut every month like most just not gonna work because of the reasons I listed above
Bald men are massively overly represented, as it pertains to gays.
Nope. Hair is a sign of youthful masculinity. Chad with long hair is full of life, bald Chad is still a Chad but he’s now aged and out of his prime. Short hair is enforced by society to take away your individualism and make you conform. You go to the barber every month and get your hair snipped so you don’t stand out at work.
If you have a strong hairline you should have a few inches of hair on your head. Doesn’t have to be 12 inches long or the zoomer meme hairstyle, even just a flow like pic related is enough to not be a cookie cutter soulless NPC. Show that you’re young and healthy whilst you still are. Get a dad haircut once you’re a dad past his prime with several kids.
Don’t fall for the boomer hairstyles my fellow zoomers.
>short
>is like 4-5 inches on top
Real men are clean shaven. Deal with it
I am a patrician who wears his hair long, as the gods themselves do.
I have a slave tend to my mane three times daily. She does a good job, for I look supreme. I gaze upon the servants of the field, with their hair, short and practical, and I weep, for they will never know the glory that is long luscious locks draped around you, as if a silken veil hath descended from the heavens, and bestoweth upon me a divine softness, matched only by a mother’s tender embrace. The plebeian will never know this feeling. And so I weep.
A god wouldn’t weep at natural caste.
You’re merely a larper, impersonating divinity, mocking it more like.
A man wouldn’t cry because the bear kills and eats the deer to survive
A bear doesn’t cry that a man lives by his struggle, just like everything else that lives. Even plants fight for territory, sunlight, nutrients, and will even poison or sabotage each other.
Just be lucky no one has grabbed it in a fight.
Not styling my haircut just so you can get horny, I’m not interested in attracting homosexuals.
huff copium real men have adorable lushus locks
long or short?
long looks less prickly
i’m a femboy if that makes a difference
i like long hair but you look more masculine at the right
Both look good but I pick the short one
Also in a dilemma, on which hairstyle to choose. Tbh you look more masculine on the right, but I believe more attractive on the left.
Hair is the sixth sense.
It is literally antennae.
Cutting it and your beard is what they want you to do.
Don’t cut your link to the psychic ether, anon
I wish I had straight hair so I could look like my literal me but instead my hair grows into a jesse eisenberg hebrewfro, so I just keep it short.
What is this haircut called? What would I tell my barber if I wanted this?
Say you want the devil dog look
Short hair length is conformity, values carried over from professional standing armies who want uniformity (and to reduce the spread of lice)
Long hair length is individuality, be it in the form of the ancient warrior, the smelly hippy, or the obnoxious biker
society can never decide whiche one is more or less masculine and it flip-flops in an endless cycle.
Cope. I got hair like Jon Snow and women love it.