The Pokemon conspiracy

>Adopt six very young children >Make them each wear different pokemon costumes >Build giant pokeballs and place beds in them as rooms >Homeschool them and teach them moves like tackle and headbutt >As they get older give electric pokemon tazers, fire pokemon propane torches etc.. to perform more complex moves >When they are bad make them hold a rock that I call “the everstone” that stops them…

Top ten most messed up Mass Effect 2 mods

Prep the Derp Drive, Joker, and set a course for epic lulz. Things are about to get dumb. Days of YouTube lurking led me to this fantastic collection of unintelligible, side-splitting nonsense. I’m starting to believe that the creators of these videos were on some seriously hard drugs and I am concerned for their well-being. Because they need to keep making these. Their ranks were originally determined…

Why I am against sexy breast feeding and using a baby as a marketing gimmick to sell porn

I am utterly baffled that I have to explain these things, but the sexy mommy mob is still hysterical after my comments on Twitter last week that feminist darling Madison Young is creepy-as-fuck for how she uses her baby as a non-consenting prop for her sexual politics and porn marketing.  I don’t expect to change any minds, and I’m not allowing comments on this post because I was…

Check out this awesome Pip-Boy 3000 replica

Few things are better at helping you along your way in a post apocalyptic wasteland than a trusty Pip-Boy.  This staple of the Fallout franchise is useful for keeping you up to date on your quests and letting you know just how close you are to an irradiated death at all times. Well, this has just been brought to our attention.  It’s one hell of a replica:…

Murder duo busted after confessing in World of Warcraft

A gruesome report coming to us from Canada tells the tale of two teenage boys (16 and 18) who raped and murdered an 18-year-old girl after she apparently ignored their textual advances. The victim, Kimberly Proctor, was found dead under a bridge with bodily burns so severe that she was only identified via her dental records. The teenagers who committed this act (whose names are protected under…

Man turns goat into bagpipes and it’s super normal

I love goats. I hate bagpipes. So imagine my confused terror at the sight of a man (whose name, I’ve gathered by the video’s description, is Risto Todoroski from Sydney, Australia) emitting the sounds of death — because, let’s face it, bagpipes are the exclusive soundtrack to funerals — from the cleaned carcass of a super-dead, glossy-eyed taxidermied goat. Todoroski doesn’t just blow into dead goats to…

Blizzard files suit against makers of Starcraft II cheats

Blizzard started the month of October by banning 5000 cheaters in Starcraft II. Out to show they mean business, the developer is now going after the hackers who created the cheats and taking them to court. Last week Blizzard filed suit in the Los Angeles US District Court against 3 suspected programmers: “Just days after the release of Starcraft II, Defendants already had developed, marketed, and distributed…