Someone paid a bum $20 to read the most offensive poem ever written
The pain on the faces of the humorless is the gravy.
The internet loves this video showing what India thinks it will be like in 2030
White servants for everyone! The comments are ruthless. György Imre: “This video defines the term Inferiority Complex. The massive inferiority complex it took for all the Indians involved in making this is quite sad.” 爸 爸: “if all white and indians in this films change position it would be like 1930 india”
Tono tono tono tono tono tono tono
A patient with a brain injury known as Broca’s Aphasia can only verbally communicate with the word “tono.” He is unaware that this word is all he is saying and appears to be otherwise completely fine and normally intelligent. He understands questions and processes language as he should, it’s just that the brain translates it all into “tono” when he “speaks.”
600k Apple computers infected with ‘Flashback Trojan’
A Russian anti-virus firm reports that over half a million Apple computers have been infected with malicious program called Flashback Trojan. In its report, Dr Web, claims that close to 600,000 Macs have this malware, exposing them to the risk of being hijacked and used as “botnet”. The firm says that over half that number are based in the US. A security update has been released by…
Prank caller hooks 7-11 up to another 7-11 and engrish hilarity ensues
Raging Indian vs. drunk Chinese.
Enraged scooter lady attacks giant snow penis
“You can make a thousand snow dicks, and they’re all pretty cool. But filming an enraged woman on a slush-stuck mobility scooter, angrily stabbing a giant snow dick for the sake of moral decency, is a hilarious and preposterous sight, and a true work of art.”
BattleCam prank calls streamer’s mom until she pops
James/Jimmy Derzko is 30 years old, lives in the basement of his mom’s house while drinking all day, and then he wonders why she goes batshit when his troll friends starts prank calling her in the middle of the night. RIP BattleCam. Some more lovely Derzko family time:
All aboard the crazy train
Fallout after first date, capped by rmcoop27. Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
Video of father shooting spoiled daughter’s laptop goes viral
A video of a father firing at his 16-year-old daughter’s laptop after she blasted him on her Facebook page went viral as it sparked hot controversy about parenting and tough love. Tommy Jordan posted the video with the title, “Facebook Parenting: For the troubled teen” on YouTube Wednesday. By Friday the video was already viewed up to two million times. Jordan posted the clip publicly after Hannah,…