WATCH: Top 10 dead gamer moments
Video game tryhards just have to ruin everything. If they aren’t making the competitive experience miserable, they’re keeling over in their chairs from inactivity and stress induced complications, causing parents to rush to the government screaming, “Won’t someone think of the children?” Other times gamers are just victims of circumstance like the rest of us and get shot up because the some psycho lost a Madden NFL…
Do you think you have what it takes to become a poker dealer?
A neat idea, isn’t it? Swapping the 9-5 for a job where you can pick and choose your hours, work in some undoubtedly glamorous locations and, hopefully, make a stack of cash including those generous tips. While these may be most people’s pre-conceptions of what being a poker dealer might be like, the reality is a little different. Sure, it can be a great job. But you…
Top 10 relationship simulators to play instead of getting #MeToo’d
According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, and thanks in part to services like onlinedivorcer.com that helps couples end their marriage in just a few clicks of the mouse, there are now more single Americans than married people. Pretty much by the time the last boomer dies off, the only marriages left are going to be tax schemes and YouTube pranks. And in fact, it’s now getting…
Eavesdropper gets three men fired after hearing them rank women’s hotness in a bar
Via u/HRFiring on r/AmITheAsshole? comes this whopper of an asshole confession: A bunch of people from my department at work went for drinks on Friday after work. Everyone was having a good time and there were about 20 of us there (from about 30 people in our department). I go to the bathroom, and as I am about to exit the hall to the bathroom I hear…
7 reasons students use essay writing pros for college assignments
Many students use professional writing services to get their college assignments written, and the main reason is that writing is hard. Students find it hard to write their college assignments, and they prefer hiring someone to get the job done. Assignment writing is a hard part of formal education. But why is writing so hard for students? The goal of this post is to explain why students…
WATCH: mom rages on livestreaming son having a smelly gamer moment
Mom rudely intrudes on a gamer’s Mafia III livestream and blurts out, “Get off your game, go to the bathroom, and take a shit. Now.” Not eliciting a response, she continues, “Bathroom and shit now! I can smell you!” The gamer is confused and unable to understand her rage, so she explains: “You’re SHITTING yourself. Poop is coming out of your fucking asshole! Go to the bathroom!”…
Bored? These are the funniest indie games on Steam
It’s a rare treat when developers dare to enter the competitive video games market with something completely absurd — and their creations are actually entertaining. I would say it’s even the stuff of legends. Who on planet Earth hasn’t seen the endlessly hilarious Goat Simulator at this point? So buckle up and let’s get to it, and drop your own favorites in the comments (we might add…
How to livestream video games for fun and profit
If you’re a young person, chances are you’ve already thought about turning your love for gaming into a career. A Morning Consult survey reported via CBS News shows that a mindboggling 86% of young americans now want to become online influencers, and 12% already consider themselves one. Strange figures considering only 1% of people on the internet actually create content. The culprit is likely the media’s endless…
8 easy tricks for effective writing
#1: Big words bad Don’t reach for five-dollar words unless you absolutely have to. According to a study in Applied Cognitive Psychology, undergraduates admit to throwing in complex words to sound smart — and the strategy is a loser. The thesaurus don’t impress us much and people who rely on it are actually seen as less intelligent. And unless you’re writing a Victorian character in a play,…
Train Simulator now costs almost $10,000 with all DLCs
Meet Dovetail Games’ Train Simulator — currently the most expensive video game on Steam. The asking price isn’t much: a mere $30 depending on the region you’re in. It’s what comes after, if you want to get a good set of trains to play with, that makes the game run up a whopping total. (This is not counting gambling programs or being a whale in a mobile…