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15 embarrassing “before they were famous” commercials From phone sex to bathroom products: vintage TV commercials featuring some of today’s biggest A-list celebrities.
“Before They Were Famous” posts are generally ten a penny. But we’re not interested in the “Oh look, Brad Pitt was still better looking than us even during those awkward teenage years” or “Wow, young Russell Brand has got a MASSIVE head!” photos. No, we’re after the commercial break’s equivalent of embarrassing family photos, which juxtaposition with later fame and manicured branding create a delicious effect. Evangeline Lilly for Live Links (phone sex) Before she was a Lost star, Evangeline Lilly was on G4TV. And before that, she was the model for this ad for some kind of phone sex thing. It’s even got that cheesy porn music. Oh my.…
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The penny-pinching bible: 500 frugal tips guaranteed to save a fortune Twitter's frugality guru presents ingenious life hacks that will set you on track to possibly retire in the future.
Hi folks, Alec Parsimonious here. I am currently on track to retire (around 2076) and wanted to share some helpful money saving tips I have picked up along my journey to early retirement. As a quick background, I live in McAllen, Texas and have a current net worth of $9,835.34. My hobbies include watching Netflix all day. Stop using toilet paper Toilet paper is a really big expense. The average American spends over $350/year wiping their butt. A great way to cut these costs to the bone is by using washable rags instead of toilet paper. I detailed the economics of using washable rags instead of toilet paper in a…
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10 spectacular Darwin Awards of the medieval age The Darwin Awards are annual and don't concern themselves with historical (ig)noble sacrifices. Let's correct that injustice.
10 cryptid monsters that turned out to be hoaxes A lot of these are silly as hell, too.
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9 weirdest jobs held by celebrities before they became famous We all have to start somewhere, and sometimes that somewhere is Hike Master at an Indian burial ground.
Most of us have had lousy jobs and famous people are no exception. Of course, there are your ordinary crappy jobs and then there are those jobs that are truly weird – either because you would feel kind of uncomfortable around anyone who did them, or they don’t fit what we know about the person at all. So let’s roll up 9 of the weirdest jobs held by celebrities before they became famous – because we all have to start somewhere. Tim Allen Watch this video on YouTube The job: Drug Dealer Yes, despite his wholesome every-man family guy persona, Tim Allen was once just a sleazy drug dealer. Hell,…
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20 Sex Ed questions that prove kids are stupider than ever Either that or they've started teaching Sex Ed to toddlers.
Teachers like to whine online, and that includes the sex ed ones. At least we imagine they’re hot. But when they’re making fun of their students and we get to see the stupid questions they’re fielding, we have to wonder about the youth of today. Kids are either getting stupider or they’ve started teaching sex ed to 3-year-olds. How many sperm go in the vagina at a time? What did breasts ever do for us, any way. Get a job, breasts! The playcenter Condoms for GAY Can condom holes help let the STDs out and protect you? You don’t have a right to judge her – she has a job!…
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How gambling and laziness led to the creation of the sandwich The tale of how a Georgian era British statesman became one of the first food influencers ever.
What the office was actually like in the Mad Men era What was work really like over half a century ago? My grandfather tells me it had more alcohol and blackmail than you might expect.
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How gambling and laziness led to the creation of the sandwich The tale of how a Georgian era British statesman became one of the first food influencers ever.
Everybody likes a good sandwich, right? Whether it’s a sky-high pile of pastrami between two pieces of fresh rye bread or the wonderful mashup of Vietnamese and French food in a banh mi, the sandwich remains a popular choice for hungry eaters around the world. What most people don’t know is the fascinating history behind the creation of the sandwich. It’s a tale of a British statesman’s obsession with gambling and drinking and how it led to one of modernity’s favorite foods. The British statesman who became a food influencer John Montagu was born in 1718, the son of Edward Montagu, Viscount Hinchingbrooke. His father died when John was four,…
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By Jah was this man high: Bob Marley’s bizarre legacy Followers of his religion are "physical immortalists" and their bible is a rambling psychedelic dog's breakfast titled the "Royal Parchment Scroll of Black Supremacy."
It’s not gym or nothing: 10 scientific reasons you should just get outdoors, now Just because you don't need to go outside doesn't mean you shouldn't.
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10 surprising movies you didn’t know were actually Westerns We challenged the movies to a duel and confirmed it: they may not look the part, but they are Westerns.
When we hear the word “Western,” certain images and storyline tropes come to mind: cowboys riding their trusty steeds, epic shootouts with rolling tumbleweeds in the background, and the fearless exploration of uncharted territory. We challenged the movies to a duel to identify movies that may not come to mind when you think of Westerns, but are significantly influenced by or are tributes to the gun-slinging films your grandpa can’t get enough of. From talking bugs to space pioneers discovering a mysterious native population, we present ten movies that take Western themes far away from the Wild West. A Bug’s Life Watch this video on YouTube How’s this for a…
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The hottest nazi exploitation movies of the 70s (NSFW) In less easily offended days, combining nazism with hot babes on the big screen was a license to print money.
Everything you never wanted to know about the vore fetish Into the belly of the beast.
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10 scary seafood facts that will make you rethink your diet There’s a whole lot of scary stuff that goes along with the seafood on your plate, and we're not just talking about the mercury.
Swordfish with a side of dead marine mammals? Shrimp with a little slave labor on top? A Sprinkling of a illegal poaching and habitat degradation over your caviar? There’s a whole lot of scary stuff that goes along with the seafood on your plate. Read on for some of the most shocking facts about seafood. Farm-raised salmon: dyed pink – and one of the most toxic foods in the world In the wild, salmon take on an almost red flesh because of the krill in their diet. When salmon is farm-raised, they don’t have access to that krill and their flesh is actually white or gray. Manufacturers therefore dye the…
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Inspiration from the 7 most stubborn people in history You think your kids are stubborn? You have no idea how bad it gets.
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10 of the dumbest million dollar ideas of all time Completely useless ideas and inventions that still made a ton of money thanks to a gullible public and great marketing.
Not every product has to be useful or worthwhile to earn a ton of money. Sometimes, all you need is a really stupid idea and some great marketing to strike it rich. Below are 10 really terrible ideas that actually made a ton of money. Pet Rock Watch this video on YouTube Would you pay $4 for a rock that has googly eyes glued onto it? Well, if you were around in 1975 you just might have. Created by Gary Dahl, the pet rock was marketed as the perfect pet (no feeding, no walking, no grooming!). For some reason, this idea appealed to shoppers, and profits for the item topped…
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15 embarrassing “before they were famous” commercials From phone sex to bathroom products: vintage TV commercials featuring some of today’s biggest A-list celebrities.
Bored of regular dreams? Here’s the science on consciously manipulating them with ‘lucid dreaming’ Becoming consciously aware of and able to control your dreams isn't a myth—it just takes some training.
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Chris-Chan repeatedly raped own mother: horrific audio confessions (update: arrested) The far-left activist and comic book artist 'Chris-Chan' is viral again, but this time for raping 79-year-old with dementia. (update: arrested)
Democratic Party activist and comic book artist Christian Weston Chandler, better known as Chris-Chan online, has made the Trending tab on Twitter. The lengthy saga surrounding the influencer has taken a dark turn, as he is now accused of raping his own 79-year-old mother. In leaked audio, Chris-Chan talks at length to an undercover operative about having repeated incestuous sexual relations with his elderly mother – despite her objections. Additionally, leaked text messages between Chris-Chan and the investigator seem to corroborate the audio. “Barb and I just had another romp in the hay,” the activist wrote in what he believed were confidential text messages. “Also made another attempt at…
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The lottery curse: 8 lottery winners who lost everything Explore the archetypal ways lottery winners end up down and out, through eight real stories.
We’ve all fantasized about what we’d do if we won the Powerball. Student loans? Gone. Mortgage? Paid. Tropical vacation for the entire extended family? Of course. And that’s just the first 5 seconds of the daydream. It’s not like you’d have to work anymore. But winning the lottery doesn’t automatically buy you a one-way ticket to Happily Ever After Land. Too often the rest of the story is incredibly sad. These are the archetypal ways lottery winners end up down and out. They are too trusting A preacher working as a stockboy, Billie Bob Harrell, Jr.‘s problems seemed over when he won $31 million in a June ’97 Texas Lotto…
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