>"Russian nukes could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this oblast before. There could be Russian nukes anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE RUSSIAN NUKES" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Russian nuclear devices after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
I fucking hate you so much. You are retarded to attract so much hate towards yourself, you don't know who or what you're playing with. Fucking retard, trying to meme nukes into existance. Pathetic attempt at magic, kys, will ya
They are homosexual nagger tier homosexuals, might as well organise to meet in one place and have a big gay organised, preferably the May 23rd of the next year. Buncha retards.
In 10 hours, I, a biological white woman, will once again recognize my intellectual superiority over the gullible hordes of /misc/ rightoid chuds.
INB4 "n-n-n-no, we don't really believe it."
are the nukes in the room with us right now?
they mostly come at two weeks. mostly.
>"Russian nukes could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this oblast before. There could be Russian nukes anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE RUSSIAN NUKES" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Russian nuclear devices after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
It's 23rd May here, Ahmed.
In international timelines, only New Atlantis matters.
Atlantis Lost
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Anal slut i test
i is a candle.
Eat shit. Will you?
are you sure it's not two more weeks?
>secure tripcode
Did you really buy into that meme FBI?
A Russian nuke heading to Ukraine just flew over my house!
only if the second best army in russia can find them
When it doesn't happen, will you at least be man enough to admit that you were wrong?
no we will just move the goalposts like good denizens of /misc/
I fucking hate you so much. You are retarded to attract so much hate towards yourself, you don't know who or what you're playing with. Fucking retard, trying to meme nukes into existance. Pathetic attempt at magic, kys, will ya
I thought it was supposed to be at 10am est, so actually a little under 7 hours.
Will they redeem the nukes or will he redeeem the poo?
So MI6 will eat poo in about 8 hours from now. Buckle up lads.
You better do this, or you will be known as the biggest coward and loser this board has ever seen
I have been here too many times. I am too jaded. Too many missed deliveries.
I personally don't want him to be forced to eat his own shit
I want to see this britbong eat shit because nothing ever happens.
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>repeating Numbers on tranime incel website means that x would happen
Wait long enough and the digits usually prove correct. More consistent results than EGG even.
>First say 10 am est
>Now it's 1 pm est
Feast on feces.
Please ser, tell e more your goat faced bhenchod
fgt fgt fgt! you wrote lord Kek revealed that to you, defend yourself
Nothingburger, and when nothing happens we will all laugh at you.
I would drop a nuke in that, knowimsayin?
Wouldn't expect anything else from an American.
How can guys simp for another guy? Disgusting
>guy
Fucking bigot
They are homosexual nagger tier homosexuals, might as well organise to meet in one place and have a big gay organised, preferably the May 23rd of the next year. Buncha retards.
Why do people keep posting pictures of turbo homosexuals
Save us the trouble of waiting.
Drop all of them now.
Loooooooooool
Eat your damn shit already
without him your prophecy is worthless
i hope so, my work week starts on tuesday and i'd rather sleep. forever.
>west thinks we`ll bomb Ukraine
>we`ll bomb UK
https://www.flightradar24.com/ID/3066ee7c
Related?
How'd you pick this time, there was a clock in your dream? I thought in inception or some shit they told hoot us you can't see clicks on dreams.
If no nukes you will have to eat your own shit
888 omg send the nukes or send the shit
y tho
>In 10 hours and 2 weeks nukes will drop in Ukraine.
I fixed it for you. Welcome.
>In two weeks and two weeks nukes will drop after two weeks
hapning, Rusja strogn
nuke just dropped in my coffee
I miss 2010-12 when I was young and naive enough to get excited by people spreading bullshit prophecies on the internet
ffs josh stop larping.
Cool, bring it on. If not, Im paying pakistani to rape your tea pot.
Good.
inb4
>4 pm uk time
>nothing happens
>error in calculations
>it will happen in 2 weeks
>muh 23
Digits and it's real.
It's not.
>23rd month
mutt fatigue
Nothing will happen because shilling for this happening is over the counter.
Pat yourself on the shoulder
In 10 hours, I, a biological white woman, will once again recognize my intellectual superiority over the gullible hordes of /misc/ rightoid chuds.
INB4 "n-n-n-no, we don't really believe it."
>In 10 hours
In 2 weeks
THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES
2 more weeks and russia will NOOOOOK! AARGH IM NOOOKING!!
When you eat that shit, can you hold it like a cigar, take a little nibble and say “what’s up doc?”
lel
No plz drop them here instead
Hello. Is this the official laugh at the happening bong thread?
Promises, promises.
but israelitelensky isn't even in the country. pointless.
It's happening.
If nukes go off it's going to be a false flag. OP is probably MI5 trying to create another qanon cult.
Are we still here?
well I am, currently slacking at work waiting for either nooks or a funny livestream
nothing will happen
if it does or doesn't
I just dont careth m8
You have shamed England forever on this site. Kill yourself.
Putin needs something major to sperg out about, to do that. It will be direct retaliation for something Ukraine or NATO did.
Damnit nothing has happened on /misc/ since 2017. 🙁
Seattle sisters…. Its over.
Waiting for the happening
Nukes are a complete hoax. Radionation is a meme. Chernobyl "disaster" was a hoax. Nothing will happen.