I DEMAND >RESPECT<!
I FIGHT FOR HONOR!
I FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM!
SALUTE ME!
I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
I JOINED THE MILITARY
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LULZ to Major Troon
LULZ to Major Troon
Take your schizo pills and tie your neck rope on
LULZ to Major Troon
Commencing countdown, livestream on
Dilate your axewound, and may Satan's love be with you
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One..... AACKK!!!
This is LULZ to Major Troon
You've 41 percented
And the news would like to know which kids you groomed
Now it's time to leave the basement from which you coomed
This is LULZ to Major Troon
You're leaking pus onto the floor
And you're dangling in a most peculiar way
And the suicide stats look very different today
For here
You are hanging from a ceiling fan
Far beneath the world
Planet Earth lost a israelite
And there's nothing you can do
i gaged on my saliva reading this
The giggle was strong
The fact that my tax dollars go to pay for these jagoffs to sit on a base all day and play xbox while their fiancee cheats on them is disgusting. I hope the dodge charger and free college you'll inevitably flunk out of are worth the tinnitus and horrible pains the rest of your life. Odds are you'll get a job as a cop or corrections officer so you can leech off of the collective dole some more and flex petty authority. Thank you for your service, cunt.
Jesus Christ. Savage
Are you me?
That's exactly how I see service members.
Fat, low IQ, and fat slaves to the state.
>SALUTE ME!
Yah ok butterbar boy
Kek actually I've be going into private security anon. I might even be working in one of your buildings RIGHT NOW ;^)
>> private security
Lol rent a pig. Hey look everyone it's Paul Blart Mall Cop
You're God damn right anon.
Maybe I should get a segway too? Kek.
Sad
Meh, it's a living anon and people need their shit guarded.
nagger you don't make DICK in the military. That's why there's the entire meme of Nukes getting trained just to get out and work in the private sector. The biggest perk of being in the military is how easy it is to advance.
how about yinz shut your mouth before i shut i for you. I got a RAM 2500 and not a charger so eat shit. also I finished my undergrad from Carnegie so BOO YAY BITCH
>> make $1200/month
>> have $1100/month truck payment
Yep you're fuckin stupid
>E7 with 18 years in
>BAH for San Diego
>1200k/ mo
ok retard
Oh my bad $1400/month. And E7s are basically a corruption club. Good job dipshit you're half way to being a police officer
Well I am just going to retire and opena gay bar so whatever broham. sorry you failed the sit nd reach at MEPS
>E7s are basically a corruption club.
This is facts. I only met 3 or 4 chiefs that I would actually fight for. The rest were pencil pushers or boomers trying to fuck people over. E5s and E6s are where you found the real motherfuckers and leaders.
Oh? You should see what happens at the GO level. Comical incompetence.
Oh I wouldn't doubt it. Seeing stupid thots getting training positions because they sucked off an LPO just makes me imagine how bad it gets in the wardroom with officers in the 20s.
Accurate.
>yinz
Fake, that city was destroyed by repeated chemical dumps. They are all dead.
Your tax dollars paid for my yurop vacations and allowed me to invest and get a bachelor's in business. Stay mad fatty.
>> A bachelor's in business
You don't need a degree to get into sales dipshit
My grandpa flew bombers in WW2 and went on to be a firefighter for the next 40 years straight in his hometown still full of piss and vinegar. These days vets are a 50/50 split of some bearded bro-vet with Punisher skull everything and a closet full of Grunt Style tshirts or a bunch of doughy Funko pop collector ®eddit consoomer-fags. I was at a BBQ with many of those nu-vets as friends of friends and I was looking forward to semi-riveting actual recollections of Iraq and Afghanistan and all I heard was them trading yarns to each other about watching DVD movies and playing video games on base all day and the harsh realities of the local DVD players being PAL format while the movies from home were NTSC format and finding power cords for Xbox in Afghanistan for my presence. I also got them some decent beer as a guest and they chugged their Keystone and Bud Light vs. the Fat Tire I took with myself. Nu-vets are just NEETs that passed PT and got handed an M4
>50/50 split of some bearded bro-vet with Punisher skull everything and a closet full of Grunt Style tshirts or a bunch of doughy Funko pop collector ®eddit consoomer-fags.
Thankfully not many navy fags are like this since most do tech jobs or we're glorified cops having to deal with the stupid fucking grunt that just strangled his baby.
Believe me anon, where I was at that point wasn't much better lol. Working as a line cook at a depressing as fuck hospice with no prospects for advancement and no car. I atleast got out with a car and some skills other than cooking.
And you contributed to the destruction of earth and your own country for that? You selfish poorfag retard fuck.
Fuck you
Nigga I sat in Greece and Guam and shot some guns and did some drills. The most I did was deter tourists from entering our harbor and shittalking Turks with the translators.
You did that so other guys could go kill people for their natural resources. You associate with bad people you are a bad person. Bottom line. You can try to rationalize it all you want but you're a fuckin loser sack of shit follower sheep loser and the government fucked you and us and you helped them do it
SHHHH no tears, only work now. the slurpee machine needs to be filled
Lol you're gonna commit suicide within the 5 years anyway tranny. No one cares what you think. Enjoy your next paycheck. Wetbacks make more than you lol
>You did that so other guys could go kill people for their natural resources.
Isn't this basically all of human society anon? I do agree with you about the government fucking everyone. Vets know that shit the best.
Then why are you here supporting it? I guess you're trying to convince yourself you didn't fuck up.
Just own dude. You fucked up.
You never know anon. Knowing convoy tactics and other little tidbits of tactical toolbox info might become pretty handy in the next couple decades.
Hell of a risk to take for a slim chance of you doing a god damn thing
>God*
I mean not much of a risk, I joined the Navy so I wouldn't deal with the shit marines and armyfags do.
China and Russia now have hypersonic missiles with ranges further than US jets. Aircraft carriers and gunships are fucked.
Just because you were in when life was easy doesn't mean you should encourage other people to join and get killed to make israelite rich
Sounds like disinformation. Into the trash you go
The trash is exactly where they put the dead bodies of US military personell
I never said other anons should join. I'm just going off of what my experience was and posting it just like any other anon can, and I was in until just recently. If you're smart but have shitty drive/motivation and stuck in a dead-end job then MAYBE the military might be a route to take, but only if you can grab a big brain job working on something like aeronautics or something similar.
>You did that so other guys could go kill people for their natural resources. You associate with bad people you are a bad person. Bottom line. You can try to rationalize it all you want but you're a fuckin loser sack of shit follower sheep loser and the government fucked you and us and you helped them do it
You're basing this all on conspiracy theories anon. For the love of god, come back to reality
>conspiracy theories
aka "Truth that hasn't been officially acknowledged yet"
That's the biggest leftoid lie out there, imperialism. What material did we gain from Afghanistan? Bussy? The reality is most wars are fought for way more gay reasons than that.
Burguers who despise their army and golem empire are the best. Basado.
>posting about muh tax dollars and welfare in 2015+8
If you're not scamming ZOG somehow you're not only dumber than a nagger, but you're also working for them.
That's a good point. If all the people bitching about it knew there was a way they could scam the system to get ahead, they wouldn't hesitate to take it. Half of them brag about scamming welfare themselves.
If an opportunity presents itself for you, and you don't take it, don't grumble about the people who do.
I hope you're going to medical (particularly mental health) now, anon. I got booted for refusing the vaxx and made sure I set myself up for a nice disability check on the way out.
Oh yeah. I actually got out once and had a small break in service, so I learned first hand to make sure I set myself up for the next time I inevitably get out for good.
Any good tips for the VA health visit? I definitely got aches and pains but I never went to medical while I was in. The shit that does have a papertrail doesn't really bother me but my VA rep basically told me to make it seem worse than it is.
The best routes are obviously the shit with a paper trail, but if you've been separated for less than a year you can still claim any 'new' ailments as service related and just say they were a problem when you were in, but you never got seen and they've gotten worse. Another good route is claiming secondary conditions to what you have documented. For instance if you got seen for knee pain claim it's now affecting your hips or lower back. Conditions that can't be proven are easy, like tinnitus and headaches. Mental health is a goldmine. Depression, anxiety with panic attacks, that shit usually gets at least 30%. When you do your compensation exam, anything physical is going to be evaluated in terms of range or motion. Act like any movement where they assess your range is painful and stop before you normally would to get a better rating.
So due to the nature of how I got out I actually was seen by a navy head doc who diagnosed me with something akin to temporary depression. Any way I can milk that?
Yeah, you'll have a mental health assessment with a VA contracted psychologist because the VA doesn't actually trust anything you get diagnosed with in the service. You can milk it a little by claiming it affects your daily life and has progressed to anxiety as well. Getting seen by a civilian doctor and having a prescription in hand would be a big plus. If you really want to milk it claim you've been suicidal. That shit will get you to at least 50%.
>If you really want to milk it claim you've been suicidal.
That sounds a little much and could that stop you from certain employment? I started having night sweats bad when I was in. At first I thought I just pissed myself in a drunken stupor but they kept happening even when I was sober and just recently had one again.
That's an early sign of HIV infection too, Anon
Yes.
Nailed it.
DONT CALL ME SIR, MAGGOT
I WORK FOR A LIVING
can't wait til joe pop sends all the spiclets to die for israel
enjoy dying for zog, retard
Nothing more pathetic than demoralized /misc/cels insulting others for their convictions.
See
Wow, now they can’t even carry that log without gloves on
this is a bit much. someone post the vid of the russian soldier getting ass-raped by his homosexual officers. russians are total HIV homos.
>VDV
rip
Didn't age very well
Imagine dying on your knees on some other fuckers shores because some rich cunt dislikes some other rich cunt
Private Zion here reporting for Zelenskyy defense. I drive a Jeep crossover, which fits my furry suit and diapers.
We need an updated version for Ukraine
Anyone discouraging you from military training is a homosexual kike. They want you soft and weak because they fear you.
>military training
like having to memorize all 36 genders?
The circus is ran by a bunch of stupid boomer homosexuals.
The clowns are pretty alright tho. Some good goys.
Take a good long look at that pic because no one is getting another one of those CIBs for at least a decade.
Got mine in 05
>just sign away your rights to ZOG goyim
>I DEMAND >RESPECT<!
>I FIGHT FOR HONOR!
>I FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM!
>SALUTE ME!
>I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
you should honor his freedom to disrespect you
I think warriors of a tribe should be respected, the problem is I feel like my tribe has no army to respect.
Alot of you knocking on military don't have the fortitude of even passing BCT. If you don't have the drive to want to do better, be in a team, and be a fat piece of shit why the FUCK would the military want you?
All those platitudes are just window dressing. The reality is the military is for poor people who cant afford to live in the civilian world and need a place to house and feed them.
Is it though? Many service members live off post. You may want to look beyond the echo chambers you're reading.
>t. makes over 100k a year serving
Does it really matter? Government jobs are for paycheck parasites. Not a single military personnel has actually defended America since George Washington.
You basically an army of thieves
You're the dumb ass who wages.
Lol military personnel make about $4/hr. Literally
I "work" 4 days a week and stand one day of duty. I may or may not actually do anything on duty days other than jack off and check places on base
So you are in fact a paycheck parasite. Nice
still smarter than you Ivan!
>Basically paid to exist
Thank you for your cervix.
But...
>BAH
>Clothing allowance
>School
>VA Home Loan
>Pension
>Medical
Clothing allowance? Lol everyone in the military has to pay for their own uniforms. There is no clothing allowance.
School? You got brainwashed by the military and now you're gonna GI Bill yourself a psychology degree lmao
Va home loan is literally worthless
Pension is half what whatever crumbs you made when you were there. Will end up being $20k/yr
Medical. VA doctors will kill you on the operating table to reduce the militarys liabilities. Happened to my brother in law. Routine surgery. Now dead.
You're fucked lol. And have fun with the Camp Lejiune water cancer
>Va home loan is literally worthless
Nigga what? I have multiple military relatives and family and honestly this is probably one the best things you can get from the military. Even better than the free bachelor's.
Literally the only thing the VA loan does is insure the loan so you don't have to have mortgage insurance if you have less than 20% down payment. Which of course you won't have 20% because you're a slave.
Everything else about the VA loan is exactly like conventional loans. And you still have to have a 700 credit score which you won't have because you bought a $1100/month truck and then defaulted on it when you realized that you were spending your mortgage down payment on your truck lol
Also everyone in the military is like 18-22 years old so obviously they're all still retarded.
You won't re-up and you will get out and start over from scratch.
I'm already out anon for my own retarded mistakes but even with what you said the home loan doesn't sound that horrible.
Still had some of the best times of my life so far and learned some shit.
Nah I got out as an E5. Definitely was a retarded E4 but the most I got was DRB for breaking the stupid fucking covid curfew and some EMI. All those fuckheads getting DUIs and wrecking their cars were the real issue, but that was really only caused by the curfew and the base being closed down for an entire fucking year so of course people are going to go wild when we can go party again.
Everyone has the best times of your life when they're that age. You don't have to be blowing trannies in the military to have good times. And if you don't join you will be getting paid more at McDonalds. You won't have to possibly die. The VA loan isn't bad. It's just not great and not worth what you give up with is basically everything for 4 wasted years of slavery
>Everyone has the best times of your life when they're that age.
I actually joined quite late anon and I know quite a few people with boring fucking lives. You are right about the pay, I worked security and the amount of hours I did compared to the pay was fucking crazy. As an E4 in the bricks I was making like $10/hr or some shit while working 84+ hours in two weeks not counting training days/drills/augments.
>A FUCKING
>YEOMAN
I knew I should've fucking picked YN. I heard that rate is easy as FUCK to advance in since your face is up leadership ass all time.
Meh, it was just morning colors after watch for like a month and only on the days we worked. Definitely got lucky there.
That's really bad.. that is not a reason to join lol. And you "learned" zero marketable job skills and got out and had to start over and learn something new
This is why it pays to be a REMF
>t. Army signal corps 25A
1) that's not a marketable job skills in the civilian world
2) 99% of the military does not do that. Most of them are cooks and water carriers or bullet catchers.
The military is not worth it. It is a waste of time and they will treat you badly while in and after you get out
True. BUT there's always cross-training into relevant fields that can get you certificates for the civilian world. That's why being in the reserves gives you the best of both civilian and military careers. The military only gives you what you take from it. You have to learn how to make the most of it.
Shove it up your ass moron. The military is a fucking bad deal for everyone. They do not defend America and all military personnel are just logs into the wood chipper. The israelite do not give a fuck about you
cry more bitch nigga.
Awww the tranny is still alive. How cute!
.
You will never understand. It's a shame disinformation makes people disassociated form reality.
Lol you work for the government. You the KANG of disinformation
>and some EMI
bummer man. I always hated that shit
yes we get a clothing stipend you silly dildo
School is what you make of it. some people will get fluff degrees, others will go places. My VA loan bought me my first home in So Cal so eat my ass. Your pension is 0 so once again LOL. the VA does suck, you win the point there i guess. but they pay for my meds so whatever.
I am not a marine so fuck Lajune
Keep dreaming. Are they gonna cut your dick off for free too you tranny?
how am I dreaming? nice facts you got there loser. also yea I think they might cut my dick off if I: wanted that. but Im just a normal homosexual not a troon
Cut your dick off tranny. You are a slave. They got you. They pulled the wool over your eyes and fucked you up the ass lol
see
now go look in the mirror. now remember we set the clocks forward an hour so dont be late to work again tomorrow. if your late one more time its 7/11's policy to terminate you!
I'm a software developer tranny. I own my house and cars with no mortgage or payments. And thank god that's because I realized the military is a road to fucking nowhere.
Sure you are....LMAO
>> everyone not in the military is a loser
It's actually quite the opposite
>t. Asshurt admin sep, 2 weeks into boot.
I chuckled deeply.
t. Yeoman
I bet he is posting on r/antiwork about the abuse he suffers working at dollar general now
>Clothing allowance? Lol everyone in the military has to pay for their own uniforms. There is no clothing allowance.
There is a clothing allowance. Not for officers though.
>School? You got brainwashed by the military and now you're gonna GI Bill yourself a psychology degree lmao
You can earn accredited degrees while serving outside of the GI bill
>Va home loan is literally worthless
You literally have no clue what you're talking about
>Pension is half what whatever crumbs you made when you were there. Will end up being $20k/yr
Pension is just the TSP account. If you serve a full 20 years you get a separate retirement
>Medical. VA doctors will kill you on the operating table to reduce the militarys liabilities. Happened to my brother in law. Routine surgery. Now dead.
I'll give you that. Fuck the VA
Anon the medical is ass in the military and so is the dentistry. BAH is nice but there are loads of payment issues I've seen friends have to deal with like basically having to take out loans to pay for their place until their BAH checks start rolling in. The entire process is a fucking redtape nightmare too.
Pension is only if you do 20+ years and you're a genuine zogbot by then or so beaten up by the green weeny that the light has left your eyes.
VA homeloan and free school is pretty based.
So you're saying it would've been better to roll over and let terrorists continue to bomb us after 9/11? How about letting Russia and China grow into an unstoppable threat towards western ideals? You think they would just sit back and be passive to our inaction? Absolutely fucking pathetic of an argument
>bomb us
if they wanted to keep bombing israelite york city, I'd be fine with that to be tbh
You're basing an idea out of reality. I hope you realize how dumb you're making yourself look by saying that
>I hope you realize how dumb you're making yourself look by saying that
>w-what do you mean you want your political enemies to be killed?!
See, I actually want my real enemies to die.
Not some dune coon in bumfuckistan who has no impact on my life.
I want you to consider how insane it would be to think "oh I want X enemy dead" WALK ONTO THEIR FUCKING PROPERTY NEVERMIND THE FUCKING SECURITY and kill them. You need a reality check.
The terrorists were US CIA and Israel god damn they really did a number on you in boot camp lol
SAVE ME DADDY GUBBBMENT WE NEEEED YOUUUUU LMAO
>The terrorists were US CIA and Israel god damn they really did a number on you in boot camp lol
Ok, give me hard evidence of that. Until then, stop fucking reading conspiracy theory sites. Also boot camp only applies to navy; the other branches have different names.
nagger wake up. They're the con artists and you're the mark
Lmaoooo SAVE ME DADDY GUBBBMENT WE NEEEED YOUUUUUUUU
what a slave. have fun "guy". you should get out asap
There's no way this anon is real.
From my personal experience in the military I don't think anyone in actually believes anything the gubmint says. It makes sense when you think about it, being in the military you really see how fucked up and stupid everyone running the show is.
There's definite patriotism in the military but it wasn't patriotism for globohomo, atleast from my circle of buddies and anyone I got drunk and debated with.
>So you're saying it would've been better to roll over and let terrorists continue to bomb us after 9/11?
Terrorism is worse now
>How about letting Russia and China grow into an unstoppable threat towards western ideals?
We already did and they get stronger by the day
>You think they would just sit back and be passive to our inaction?
If you want action, roll the tanks down Wall Street, LA, and D.C.
Israel and the cia did 911. There are no terrorist except the one the gov creates. Bin laden was good friends with that yankee family the bushes.
The us ceased to be a legit gov in 1999. It’s all lies and fake presidents and fake service corporations posing as the legit gov. Also if you join, they will be giving you many many boosters, one has the risk of Turning you into a tranny.
Our government together with Israel and Saudi Arabia did 9/11. You're an actual moron.
Truth
>he thinks bct is anything special
even troons pass it, they are not as special as they think they are
thanks for your services to israel i guess
You think I give a fuck about foreign opinions? Get fucked with your strawman argument
yes, as you answered but oh well
keep fighting for israel and the bankers i guess
The military will take anyone that’s why it’s full of spics, naggers, and trailer trash. You made it into an organization where the barrier to entry is if you can do push-ups while some homosexual yells at you, congratulations.
>Barrier of entry is pushups
>98% of the population can't do pushups
Sounds like a pretty tough barrier tbh.
>has enough pride in a nation of fatties to enlist
You’re just helping my argument. Better make sure your bed is made before sergeant mommy sees.
>having to clean your room
OH GAWWWD
Hey fuck you I never fucking could tell if they were gonna go white glove fucking stupid or just a 'open the door, yah looks alright' and move on. Though fuck the E2's that had fucking BOTTLES ON THEIR FUCKING DESK NIGGA LOCK THAT SHIT UP.
Every warrior class in human history has picked up the sword because everybody else was too weak or otherwise unable too. That's just how it goes.
If not me, then who?
kek have fun dying for israelite because you couldnt get good grades in school
Yes, you are less of a man for not earning a tab and C.I.B.
Would I wouldn't give to break some of you fat retards on a 30 mile ruck. Imagine thinking you can just join without having to earn your respect.
>i proudly display emblems of my commitment and subservience to ZOG
ngmi
>SALUTE ME!
they pay you like 12 thousand dollars a year
>inb4 muh room and board
>muh meals cuhh, muh boots and haircuts are free
Youre a low value male willing to accept humiliation and substandard wages
>Haircuts
>Free
You've obviously never been in
Mandatory weekly haircuts that you pay for out of pocket. They give you an advance when you inprocess Basic Training so you can pay the barber to shave your head.
If the fuckers are going to mandate you get something, they better pay for it.
Like uniforms? Lol. Also Marines have to actually pay for all of their gear besides the gun. Ruck sacks, socks, first aid kits, pocket pussies, whatever else they keep in that 100lb heap of shit
they dont pay for your deodorant or soap do they? No, but its expected that you use it right? Its almost like keeping your body hygiene together is expected in a professional environment, hair included. The fact that you expect them to pay for it shows how zoomer brained you are.
You get paid shitty wages your first couple years, yeah. Once you hit E5 and above, and have some years under your belt, the pay isn't too bad. I'm clearing about $65k AFTER taxes. Don't pay for health insurance for myself or my family. Used TA to get 20 some credits from a bachelor's for myself. Passed my G.I. Bill to my wife so she could get a degree. She stays home with our kid that we homeschool though. Pretty decent life, especially when I compare it to 90% of my high school graduating class. It's not like I completely agree with how our military functions, and I hate our government. But, my first concern in life is providing for my family, which the military does and does well.
Every moron in here laughing at the idea of the military doesn't realize that whether you're a slave to your regular people job, or a slave to the military, you're still just a slave. At least what I'm doing has paid dividends to myself and my family and will continue to do so for the rest of our lives.
Everyone here arguing with you is either a lard ass that couldn’t get through MEPS or some paid demoralization shill. Go enjoy a beer
Based grizzled E6 anon.
I always got along well with E6s. Usually had great leadership qualities but almost never drank the kool-aid and was still very down to Earth.
Yeah, I've got 11 years in and by most metrics should probably be an E7 by now. I spent 6 years as an E5. I've just never been a promotion chaser and by being competent, nobody has ever cared about my rank. There are more than a few kids I met as PFC's, as their squad leader, who are now my rank. I'm proud of them. I'm not arrogant enough to think I can change the whole system, but there are a few dozen NCO's and officers out there that I helped raise, who I know are doing the right things for their dudes. Knowing that fulfills me enough to keep me around. It's not a bad life, it just takes the right perspective.
Honestly I saw the people with the most effect on the younger guys are the E6s. Everyone hates chief but an E6 is in that weird middle of being able to hang out with the boys on the weekend but still give your ass a reaming if you fuck up the next day. If I had been able to stay in I would've been fine making E6 and staying there for my time.
Honestly, I wish I could stay an E6 and never move up lol. Like you said, this is kinda the last rank where you still get to be with your guys. After this, it's all paperwork, admin stress, and being more isolated away from the people who actually do the work. I've been a grunt for 11 years and the idea of trading my rifle for a desk sounds terrible, but at the same time, I know I'm getting close to the mileage limit for my knees and back lol. These 18 year olds are running circles around me nowadays.
As long as you don't drink the kool-aid, or drink the goat blood or any of the other esoteric shit they probably got in the chief's mess and you'll be fine anon. Don't be the kind of fuckhead that does stealth post checks just to try to catch your guys on some shit.
I don't know if I just missed my brain scramble appointment several years ago, or if I'm autistic, or what, but I'm probably the farthest away from being the guys you're talking about (I know exactly what you mean) I still hang out with E1s and up on the weekends, BS with them during the week, etc. Somehow, I've figured out how I can be a friend and a leader at the same time to these guys, which, I firmly believe is the right way things should be. I saw the leaders I didn't want to be when I was younger, and I made sure I didn't forget that. There's a reason I'm a slow promoter and it's not because I've ever been bad at my job lol.
Nah just from talking to you I can get that vibe. The fact you're posting on a Mongolian Basket Weaving forum also tells me you're probably chill.
>Hang out with the E1s
I know they're thiccy bro but atleast go for the E4s, they actually have some money to pay for drinks.
>t. neverserved sour grapes
Your single mom thinks you’re a pussy too.
only REAL manly men become meat shields for israelites and globohomo corporations. You're such a badass bro. So sexy and strong.
>only REAL manly men become meat shields for israelites and globohomo corporations. You're such a badass bro. So sexy and strong.
i was kidding.
Joining the military, you might as well be an antifa member. It's all part of the same power structure that supports everything right of mao hates.
>It's all part of the same power structure that supports everything right of mao hates.
typo correction:
It's all part of the same power structure that supports everything anyone to the right of mao hates.
Why don’t you want to die for israel and zog? Your transition will be free and you get the best healthcare for life.
Joining the military means signing away your personhood. You become a cog in a machine and under direct control of the israeli government. You are in effect a robot slave from then on
>Joining the military means signing away your personhood. You become a cog in a machine
ok you got me there
>You are in effect a robot slave from then on
if only.
Worse, they become arrogant zealots who pride themselves on their disservice and race traitor actions.
>Yes, I am the cudgel of the government that forces your white kids to go to school with chimps and teaches them how to dilate. Worship me!!!
sir yes sir!!!!!!
I joined the military.
I do not demand respect or admiration. Merely recognition so that we are not forgotten.
I fight for my home, my family, those next to me.
I fight so that others know peace.
I will only salute when saluted.
I live to serve the people. That's why I joined.
Fuck you and your demoralization thread, MEP's Reject.
Lmao brainwashed fuckin retard. You are fighting to steal from other countries while simultaneously stealing from your family and friends their tax money.
Your life is meaningless and you fucking know it.
says the man who wages at a 7/11 for some Pajeet
more honest than being a zogbot
MUH ZOG
No, you're just bitter because they wouldn't take you or recycle your bitter ass through BCT.
Touch grass, loser.
Bro. 99.9% of military people quit and do not re-up after 4 years.
What does that tell you?
that their evals we not up to snuff, they failed the pt tests and didnt qualify at their billet?
Trannyyyyyy you're not fooling anyone. The military is ass and everyone knows it
Lmaoooo nigga
I knew guys that were making E5 and still got out because of how fucking stupid big military can be. You posting under a fagflag and claiming to be an E7 just tells me you're a fag and talk all retarded. I bet you're the guy that makes sure to give safety briefs before the weekend and muster everyone for bullshit reasons.
You sound like one of the retarded ass E3's that caused the brief in the first place. have fun at mast on Monday morning
Look at your meme flag ho... You want straight white men to join you? Lmao fucking mind blowing
no i want cute little latinx power bottoms to join
Lmao they're gonna send you to get fragged in israelitekrsine.
It was nice knowing you Shim. Try not to spray AIDS blood everywhere when you get blown up
yea....a Navy YN will be on the front lines!!!
It's called "boots on ground" dipshit. Buckle up
Nigga have you ever even been out of you're momma's basement?
Uhhh yeah. I just said I own my house. Bought it cash. No payment (besides these kiked ass yearly property taxes)
well good for you then. I used my va loan to buy a home in a HCOL area, sold in the midst of C19 and bought a smaller home on the east coast outright. but its been fun bantering with you but im off to grab lunch...tootles!
Gross. Good luck making your mortgage payment during a gubbment shutdown. Good luck with your tranny mental illness the VA is gonna end up killing you for cause they're tired of paying for you
>mortgage
>paid outright
Anon, I......
You literally said you used your VA loan to buy a house. That's a mortgage.
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>99.9% of people do not re-upp
Pulling numbers out of your ass doesnt strengthen your argument.
Screenshot and post the real number then
>> 98%
Ohhh ya got me!
its better than men wait to join a better army
>better army
What would you know about that?
You fight for a regime that openly hates us.
Nah. Enjoy having ez mode benefits for the rest of your life though.
Imagine being mad at someone because they don’t respect your sacrifices for Israel
I have never said that, ever. Stop it with the inferiority complex shit.
XIR YES XIR
Nothing but militarized thugs.
And the bootlickers deserve a gun to their heads
I got out after 6 years in a non combat MOS. Got a free finance degree, free healthcare, and $3,600 a month for the rest of my life. Stay mad, disgusting civilians
anon I ….
Suck tranny dick deserves no respect, homosexual.
Thankfully nobody but boomers say this. I’ve worked with every branch and they all just openly admit they did it for the benefits. On that note they were all weak morons. Especially the marines. There’s a reason we keep losing wars. The only one I’ve ever worked with who was actually strong was an army ranger. He was possibly the strongest fucker I’ve ever seen in my life. This was during the Iraq bullshit though so maybe it’s different now.
People I talk to say that they met the dumbest people on the planet in the military. Like "how does this guy tie his shoes and put his uniform on the right way?" kind of dumb.
Yeah. They're people drawn from the general population. There's a good chance one of your neighbors, maybe even somebody in your own household, is retarded too. You run into no less than 10 idiots every time you leave your home.
It stands to reason that there are some idiots in the military as well. Oddly enough, those guys tend to be pretty good at war though.
>I FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM!
I got banned from /k/ for debuking this bullshit line.
well it is off topic.
which hogwarts house are you gunna get maimed for
Nigga couldn't have gotten some longer prosthetics? Or does he now identify as a midget?
Air Force fag here.
>sit in an air conditioned office all day
>75k annually
>only 40k taxable income
>free insurance
>free education
>all holidays off
>no working on weekends
>spend entire career half a world away from combat zone
Seethe homosexuals. You exist in every dispensation.
>WW1 MUH ISOLATION
>WW2 MUH NOT OUR WAR
>VIETNAM MUH PEACE AND LOVE MAN
>GULF MUH OIL
>POST 911 MUH OIL
>MODERN DAY MUH ISREAL
Fags will always cope with having not served.
>75k annually
>Fags will always cope with having not served.
that salary sucks nagger cocks.
When you consider time off, family rec days, free healthcare, etc. it’s a pretty decent gig considering it requires no education.
>was in
>wife had 6 ER visits and pregnancy, all of which was covered under tricare
>most of income wasn’t taxed
>TA covered most of my school
Wasn’t a bad gig. I wouldn’t want to deploy and relocate with a family, but other than that it was alright.
>I wouldn’t want to deploy and relocate with a family
Yah I couldn't handle being married while I was in. The separation and not to mention Jody. Being a bachelor was the tits.
BUT AT LEAST
WE AREN'T
SPEAKING
GERMAN
AMIRITE?
I would rather be
I left the Air Force in 2020 right before that bitch JoAnn bass became CMSAF. Thank God every day for my DD214. It amazes me that veterans get out and become homeless, depressed, or suicidal. I’ve been walking on clouds since I left that circus.
Why there 6 people carrying log? Two would suffice.
Welcome to the USSA. Efficiency is not a thing here
Still blows my mind we spent 47 years in direct opposition to the USSR/Warsaw Pact bloc just to be a pozzed and gayer initiation of them now
OP is a cook
joining the military is the greatest form of support you can give to your current goverment.
Which is exactly why you shouldn't do it
You joined the homosexual and tranny club. Go die in wars, homosexual tranny, you need to go be busy elsewhere while we clean up the country.
>while we clean up the country
If you aren't inserting into local and state politics or training up a militia you're not doing much anon.
>*loses Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq wars to sandal wearing goat shepherds and farmers*
I won't kneel and those airplanes sure did jack shit for US' war theater power.
Israel thanks you for your service
>I DEMAND >RESPECT<!
>I FIGHT FOR HONOR!
>I FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM!
>SALUTE ME!
>I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
That's the military spouses page almost verbatim. Servicemembers rarely do this. Their spouses are a completely different story.
You will call me by my husbands rank!!
What is with women gaining some false sense of power?
>What is with women gaining some false sense of power?
Not only is the community forced to be tight knit, military wives love to cause drama when their husbands are away during training, rotations and deployments. Keep in mind this is also the servicemember's fault, they're retarded and like to marry retarded baboons with big asses.
It almost pisses me off how good the benefits and supplementary sustainment pay is for buying a wedding ring and shitting out kids. Single personnel get absolutely shafted on every front possible.
>supplementary sustainment pay is for buying a wedding ring and shitting out kids.
It's pretty fucking bonkers. I knew hotshit single E4s that were struggling through redtape to move out in town while thot E2s were shacking up with random dudes after they rode the barracks cock train.
Yup. Singles have to live in barracks until they get bah. Some spic e2 with three kids gets a nice house or bah right off the bat
Despite knowing that I would be selling my soul to a country that doesnt care for me, I still want to enlist. Will I get in trouble for lying about my medication history or is it a bluff to try and get me to fess up? I'm tired of leeching off my parents and I have no careers ahead of me
>Will I get in trouble for lying about my medication history or is it a bluff to try and get me to fess up? I'm tired of leeching off my parents and I have no careers ahead of me
lolno, they don't really care and Tricare doesn't talk to most medical insurances unless it's United Concordia. These medications better not be marijuana, weed, dope, etc. People are literally retarded and will smoke a doobie a week before getting a piss test at MEPS, and get permanently blacklisted from enlistment after pissing hot.
If you just want to be somewhat independent for once, take a desk job though if you have no pride in the service. If you take a combat job you will leave broken and bitter. Your goal will be to milk the following:
>tuition assistance after your training
>online credentialing during your service
>Montgomery and Post 9/11 GI Bill
>Career Skills Program when you're close to the end of your contract
Your first year will be training, and your last 18 months should be CSP so you become untouchable and unavailable to the service, on their dime.
This anon fucking knows.
I want to beat the fuck out of myself for smoking weed on leave and popping on my welcome piss test. Thought I had given myself enough time for it to get out of my system.
If you do use drugs. Get in good with the minorities that run the piss tests. They all do it for a reason and I'm fucking retarded for not realizing it sooner.
>Thought I had given myself enough time for it to get out of my system.
lol a week isn't anywhere near close to enough. The general guideline has been a one month wait since forever. The local recruiters keep track of who shows up high and won't let them return until they stay clean for a month.
This almost never happens. Dudeweeds prefer weed above anything else and never stay clean. They complain that the federal government should change to suit their needs.
>Get in good with the minorities that run the piss tests.
I was always on "random" piss tests because I was trusted and guaranteed to always piss clean. I'm the only guy in the unit that doesn't drink or even indulged the idea of drugs.
Yep. We have one to that exact definition. She went on the hunt for a leaky dick, got pregnant less than 60 days into her first unit, and continued to get busy being pregnant ever since then. I've probably only seen her a grand total of eight days ever since.
>At least what I'm doing has paid dividends to myself and my family and will continue to do so for the rest of our lives.
Military benefits are super comfy, and they pay handsomely for all sorts of things that normally come out of pocket in the civilian space. It's just that most of them never take advantage of it due to laziness or actually being uninformed of the opportunity.
I've been able to piss clean in the past after two weeks but that was years ago before I joined. Probably just one more week I would've been fine.
What really fucked me up though is finding out after the fact that the people who ran the fucking piss tests were smoking and just getting non-users to piss for them.
Check out the /k/ thread for some info. Take everything with a grain of salt.
Biggest tips.
>Go navy or airforce
>Score high on the ASVAB so you can pick any job
>Recruiter will say he has X options for you. If they don't sound like what you want then say fuck off and say you'll wait. Recruiter naggers just trying to fill slots for $$$.
>Medical shit you can lie about for the most part. Have a story and stick to it.
>Criminal record shit WILL BE FOUND. Don't lie about that shit.
>Work out before basic. Might get a bonus if you pass the first physical test they give you all in basic. I got 2000 bucks for passing.
>Keep your head low. Don't be first, don't be last.
>Do all the courses and trainings you can. If you can convince a supervisor X school will make you better at Y then do it. That shit looks good as hell and it's usually a free vacay.
What freedom
This.
Everything is illegal here accept slaving and staying home at the apartment you can't afford
Rents due on the first!
Sure is. Good luck affording your $1200 efficiency apartment and your $1100 truck payments on $1000/month E5 pay lol
I don’t have a car payment. I’m also not in the military. I’m just reminding you that rents due on the first
THEY SAY THAT IN THE ARMY THE PAY IS MIGHTY FINE
THEY GIV YOU A HUNDRED DOLLARS, AND GIVE BACK NINETY NINE
post what you get in your account when you live in the B's, recruitanagger.
>I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
Salute, respect! Better in what?
I got out of the military 6 months early because I refused the clotshot.
Full benefits?
If you werent white they would have let you stay in and keep slaving for crumbs
You are a mercenary fighting for the interests of the global elite. They hate you and see you as a cannon fodder dog.
Careful you might get attacked by a tranny zogbot on LULZ
But they hate everyone
Lol so that justifies you agreeing to slave and die for them?
I’m not. I’m just pointing it out
My wife's boyfriend's son was in the military once. He's dead now
If you bleed you're not better than me.
*Blocks your path*
>free college
>free healthcare
>free food
>free gyms
>free butthurt from civilian fags
*buys house on VA loan*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You're an american fighting for the interests of israelites and evangelical nutjobs.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a mongoloid.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy your pronoun training, xi/xer/xonk.
Just to shed some light on how this works, it's like a 30 slide PowerPoint that we skip through and laugh about for like 2 minutes and then move on.
Nobody actually does this stuff.
>Those SAPR classes
If I wasn't in the back joking with my joe's I'd have raped someone.
Y'all niggas don't even smoke crack
I joined the military with the expressed intent of medical retirement and stealing supplies and I did both those things fuck this "country"
You wanna buy some MREs? A helmet?
kys glowie.
Congratulations on finally coming out as gay, OP
Are you black and gay and a tranny tho?
Otherwise your prospects of ever advancing through the ranks will be fairly minimal.
Since black gay trannies can't fight and their lives are too valuable to risk, since they matter so incredibly much, they'll have to do the commanding and desk jobs and such, while getting far greater pay and benefits than any white cishet frontline cannon fodder grunt.
You common racist oppressor colonist bastard soldiers deserve nothing short of death. Paying reparations to us stunning and brave girls simply isn't enough.
Nah
The most intense Marxist struggle session can't match the seeth of a /misc/cel talking to someone who once naively fought for a cause they no longer believe in lmao.
>you used to be a zogbot, leftist, neocon etc, and realized you were wrong and joined my side??? FUCKKKK YOUUUU I HATE WINNING!!!
Leftists have never been this fucking stupid, unfortunately.
Literally only those fresh outta jrotc act like this. Once you've done your time you don't give a fuck about anyone thanking you. I honestly hate telling anyone a story that involves my time in because I have to hear another hick civvie go "thank you for your service" like dude most of us join because we had no better option and no direction in life. I don't think I ever met a service member that actually bought into the hero worship heaped upon us. We all thought it was cringe and only said hooah in a joking way. Maybe that was just because I was lucky enough to go to a lax SF unit for my duty station but I'm pretty certain big army is the same.
you will die for Israel