>friend on the right
>would complain about being bald and his lack of social skills
>gets a minimum wage job at starbucks
>gets pic related girlfriend
>in less than 3 months his life is now in order
>stops playing vydia
>ignores all his online friends who have known him since he was 10
How the fuck does that happen? I thought women didn't like bald men short men? (He's 5'10") what the fuck? Should I get a job at starbucks too?