>friend on the right. >borderline suicidal. >shutin neet

>friend on the right
>borderline suicidal
>shutin neet
>would complain about being bald and his lack of social skills
>gets a minimum wage job at starbucks
>befriends normies
>gets pic related girlfriend
>in less than 3 months his life is now in order
>stops playing vydia
>ignores all his online friends who have known him since he was 10

How the fuck does that happen? I thought women didn't like bald men short men? (He's 5'10") what the fuck? Should I get a job at starbucks too?

  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    There's always one for everyone, just don't be autistic and fuck it up. You have to overcome your autism, although easy in theory but not so much in practice. I'm 6'2 with athletic build and I can't talk to women without sperging out, It's all about confidence, unless you have a cosmetic deformity that would turn people off regardless. I've seen 5'5 manlets with gfs.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Similar boat here, except im 19BMI. Been going ottermode though
      In 9th grade, before I moved, I had a few friends. We all wondered who would be the last to get a gf. One kid was 5'5, one 5'6, two 5'9, one 5'11, and one 6'0, with me being 6'3. From what I can tell from the occasional time spent together online, everybody but me has gotten gfs

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I MEANT ON THE LEFT FUCKKK NOW MY THREAD IS RUINED

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you hated the normies? Why do you seek out a normie life? Why stop being a sage who can see what's wrong with the world to obtain a w*man?

      Think of it like a retard filter. Anyone with half of a brain can figure that out.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        i feel like im getting into a relationship that might put me on that track. ive been in a few, but none have ever been like how this one feels.
        >How the fuck does that happen?
        practice socializing, putting yourself out there when youre ready, and getting lucky.
        >I thought women didn't like bald men short men?
        echo chambers are a hell of a thing arent they? almost like anyone worth dating actually cares about how a person is on the inside.
        >Should I get a job at starbucks too?
        sounds like a good step

        >Why do you seek out a normie life?
        imagine being able to be happy like them. i always wish i could live life how they do. being in a relationship wont cure mental issues/trauma
        >Why stop being a sage who can see what's wrong with the world to obtain a w*man?
        you can be both. my dream is to have a positive impact on the world with my s/o and hopefully help my robot bros.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >you hated the normies
        It's more like envy than hate.

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    So you're telling me... I have a chance?
    5'10" isn't that short btw

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Life really is entirely luck isent it? Everything's a roll of the dice and fate is just God's game of DnD

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      yes it's a numbers game. You have to play the game a lot to increase your numbers, like buying extra lottery tickets.

      A girl who really wants you isn't going to be at the same club/bar/place as you on the same night on the first night you decide to go out. You have to keep rolling the dice and one day that perfect girl you thought didn't exist will see you and smile at you and then it's down to you to make it happen.

      I go clubbing every weekend, and maybe every month or 2 (4-8 weeks) I can get laid with a girl I really like, not some desperate lay either, a hot chick who likes me back.

      Keep rolling those dice bruh.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Your advice applies to top 20% of men.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, I go to clubs and have seen ugly, short, bald men with hot girls, but its a numbers thing. You think you can read girls minds but you can't, they are fucking weird and find weird things attractive like beards.

          Pro tips for my incel bros:
          >wear a nice shirt that fits well, not too tight and not baggy. Pin stripe is best.
          >wear simple jeans or trousers
          >GROW A BEARD! Took me a few years to figure out that girls fucking love beards on men, more than just stubble which they like also
          >smell nice
          >dance and make yourself center of attention. If you sit in the corner no one will even notice you let a lone be attracted to you
          >don't expect results every night
          >"plant seeds" as a friend said to me once. Smile at girls, make long eye contact, the girl and others will think about you and these are the "seeds". Eventually those seeds grow as familiarity creates interest and attraction.
          >be nice to other men and look social even if it's a pretence
          >make sure to be alone at different stages of the night for a few minutes because that's when a girl will want to approach you, when she's not afraid of looking a fool because it's just you two. Women can be very private about who they like.
          >have fun, fun is attractive

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >a girl will want to approach you
            Fucking lmao at even implying this is possible.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              it sounds stupid because it's a numbers game. If I said "don't go out in your car, you'll crash", you'd laugh at the absurdity of it. But one day it will happen, but it's a numbers game.

              Incels give up too early. They go out a few times then sulk about lack of progress. Don't do that.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, I go to clubs and have seen ugly, short, bald men with hot girls, but its a numbers thing. You think you can read girls minds but you can't, they are fucking weird and find weird things attractive like beards.

                Pro tips for my incel bros:
                >wear a nice shirt that fits well, not too tight and not baggy. Pin stripe is best.
                >wear simple jeans or trousers
                >GROW A BEARD! Took me a few years to figure out that girls fucking love beards on men, more than just stubble which they like also
                >smell nice
                >dance and make yourself center of attention. If you sit in the corner no one will even notice you let a lone be attracted to you
                >don't expect results every night
                >"plant seeds" as a friend said to me once. Smile at girls, make long eye contact, the girl and others will think about you and these are the "seeds". Eventually those seeds grow as familiarity creates interest and attraction.
                >be nice to other men and look social even if it's a pretence
                >make sure to be alone at different stages of the night for a few minutes because that's when a girl will want to approach you, when she's not afraid of looking a fool because it's just you two. Women can be very private about who they like.
                >have fun, fun is attractive

                should also add I know an absolute chad who has had loads of gf's and I've known him to once go a year without sex even though he was trying hard. It's a numbers game, just remember that, sometimes the dice lands on shit numbers many times in a row, take it in your stride.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                It is nit a number's game. There is no law that says if you do something many times, you will be succesful. And it definitely does not apply to attraction. Or just dm-ing and spamming women would work.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Or just dm-ing and spamming women would work.
                it does work lol

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your problem OP

    >befriends normies
    >gets a gf

    these two steps require an intense amount of elaboration as to how he accomplished this. Was he charismatic? Was he rich? If none or both, what steps were involved in these two things? Did he approach someone and talk about something at certain times? Did he meet her through friends? What topics did he choose and how did he know how to navigate the conversations to make people want to hang out with him?

    You can't skip details because otherwise you may as well have just said

    >would complain about being bald and his lack of social skills
    >gets a minimum wage job at starbucks
    >he then casts magic spells
    >in less than 3 months his life is now in order

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I work at Starbucks and make $23/h while im in uni.

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I try telling robots that the women coming here and the ones who use dating apps are the most shallow women on the planet. You are right about a certain demographic of women. They make up about 20% of the female population. They comprise the entirety of dating apps because inherently you need to be a shallow person to use those apps to begin with. They visit lookist boards because they are lookist and relate to the content. But what about the other 80% of women you basically have no info on? Why are they not on dating apps? Why do they detach themselves from it all? Think about it, bros. You are completely right, these women on dating apps are shallow and void of anything higher. Ironically, these women tend to be on the more masculine side. They have hedonistic thought patterns like men. They have mental illnesses like men (autism mostly). They are self-centered like men (women are built to care for other people. Hello, mom?). Their life pursuits and priorities are the same as men's. The other 80% of women are just looking for a guy that is fun to be around and who doesn't completely gross them out with effortless an effortless appearance. That is it. Literally, all you need to do is put effort into your appearance (don't look sloppy with things going on that would cause a gag reflex in even other men) and be a fun person to be around and these women will pine.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >only 20% of women are on dating apps, the rest is alright, trust me bro
      Sounds like a cope.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing more I can say to you that isn't anecdotal. I have large friend circles. Many of these guys are not the lookers. Hell, I can think of two that are sloppy fat, and already balding but they have girlfriends. We are all mid 20s. But I can tell, I don't have boring friends. These people are interesting or they wouldn't be my friend.

        If I could you any piece of advice. Quit worrying about a gf and worry more about creating friend circles. Once you have an established friend circle, those friends will have girlfriends. Those girlfriends will have friends.This is the best way to get a gf. You go over to a friend's house, his gf's friend is over, and you hit off with her.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Nice fairytale, man. I have friends, some of them have girlfriend, but a lot of them don't. If we go out, it's men only or at best some of the men bring their gf but I have never been in a situation you have described where I could hit it off. Not that even if I was I'd have any confidence or skills needed to do it.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Man you're a miserable fuck, that's why you're alone all the time.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              I am not alone all the time, any free time I have I spend with other people. Just not women.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        yours is cope
        I see ugly, short, fat, balding men in the supermarket, in uni, on the street, with wives or girlfriends, all the time
        to say that they are all secretly super wealthy or big johnosned is galactic levels of cope

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I know a lot of average men with jobs, fit, mentally healthy etc. who have all been single for years, getting to a decade at this point.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            And lesser men than that have girlfriends. So what gives? Something wrong would you say? They are not putting themselves in the position to meet girls outside of shallow toxic environments. Or if they do, they are fumbling the interaction. These are all things within someone's control. I know it's hard but one needs to pinpoint the source of failure and attack it head on.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly i don't know any lesser or very ugly man with a gf. It's always completely average men who are celibate. But women have no reason for settle for them anymore.
              >These are all things within someone's control.
              We live in just world where anyone can be a chad, I guess. If you make it to nearly 30 while being a virgin or with barely more experience than that, you just aren't going to magically turn it all around one day. You can't just conjure a friend group where will be ton of women and many of them single and they'll want you. You can't just approach hundreds of women on the street. It happens or it doesn't, and for many of us it doesn't despite no huge character flaws.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >We live in just world where anyone can be a chad
                Absolutely not. We live in a world where you have to compensate for all your limitation in life. It's extremely unfair. But it misses the point that ugly men have relationships, so why can't you too?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >It's extremely unfair
                life is not fair. You can cry roll and be a loser or make an effort to change it

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                It's not just a "me" problem. You are ignoring on purpose the whole dynamics between men and women. They have changed drastically, leading to rising population of celibate men.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I try telling robots [insert paragraph of utter horseshit]
      Alright, buddy

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      We all know. Everyone knows. If there were good places to meet good women in real life nobody would even consider using a dating app. they exist because people have no other options

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    whats wrong with his hands. is that a turk thing?

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    tbh i thought my life was over too at 22 I was still a virgin a few months later met my current gf. And I get now more attention from girls than the last 20 years of my life, currently 25.
    19-20yo's love older dudes, you just need to have your life in order and you are already top 90% of the losers at their age

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit to u ppl live in some sort of fucked up reality

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >to
      *Do

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      what's the revelation here?

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, so "just get any job" and put yourself out there advice actually works. I might have been overcomplicating things more than I thought

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Also "just shave it bro" theory seems to be legit

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >I thought women didn't like bald men short men?
    This has always been a lie. Who would've thought that the echochamber that is incel communities wouldn't be a credible source of what women like.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/iHrQdMW.jpg

      >friend on the right
      >borderline suicidal
      >shutin neet
      >would complain about being bald and his lack of social skills
      >gets a minimum wage job at starbucks
      >befriends normies
      >gets pic related girlfriend
      >in less than 3 months his life is now in order
      >stops playing vydia
      >ignores all his online friends who have known him since he was 10

      How the fuck does that happen? I thought women didn't like bald men short men? (He's 5'10") what the fuck? Should I get a job at starbucks too?

      Because there is a difference between "balding" and "bald". If you are balding just shave your head and be done with it. That's the secret. That's the difference between looking like washed up middle manager at Walmart and looking like Vin Diesel.

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I was a neet until I started hanging at normie places like clubs and bars. It's crazy easy to get girls once you have a few normie friends or go to places a few times and become a regular.

    I've realized that the neets have it right though. A life of normie behaviour and sleeping around has left me feeling distracted and unhappy when before I was super focused on enjoying my own time on my own.

    But this is the only way to get girls, they control the world in this way and they have created a demonic one.

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