Because you have never lived in a time period where real life uncool/weird/scary/poor people dressed like that. That is how fashion gets revived. A new population of youngsters who have only seen it in old timey TV and movies becomes old enough to buy things.
LL Bean barn coat in green, no waist pull and corduroy collar instead of leather, but otherwise just about the same garment. I got lucky to find one in a thrift store, not currently in production.
actually it can, he has a good jawline and a good canthat tilt, as well as a young, unwrinkly face
hes stocky, yes, but well proportioned, he has broad shoulders and nothing hangs
*if i recall correctly his mother is the hebrew which makes him a hebrew by blood.
*he is based on Larry David himself which makes him 110% hebrew, minimum.
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Ah yes value village / goodwill core , this is basically every guy thrifter after a year. Just a hodge podge mish mash that sorta works together yet not working at all
What makes it work is that costanza OWNS that hecking outfit , he doesn’t feel outta place in those clothes and it shows
I go with a barn coat, somewhat like the green one there, in cooler seasons. but I’ve adopted it into a Blade Runner street look. Radically different from George here
The takeaway points here are:
1) Earth tones look good on anyone.
2) His clothes all basically fit properly. He’s not "playing with silhouette and proportions" or whatever you braindead gays are calling dressing like a stupid child at a thrift store these days.
Isn’t the coat two long? I was under the impression short and/or short legged men should wear jackets that sit below the crotch unless they are past the knee.
Which is stupid. In the real world a guy who looks like him would be lucky to find even a single girlfriend, let alone constant pussy. Imagine taking fiction and especially a sitcom seriously.
it’s regularguycore
>constanzacore
>regularguycore
were you guys not around for normcore? This has been a thing for at least a decade now.
There’s a distinct lack of old heads on this board now…
normcore is the conscious affectation of normal fashion, whereas Costanza is just actually dressed like a normal guy
>dressed like a normal guy
>It’s goretex Jerry
I see nothing abnormal
so fat but that jawline is still sharp as heck
so you don’t know
If you’re consciously affecting a character that dresses like a normal guy then you’re doing the same exact thing?
90s general fashion/prep/business casual
Because you have never lived in a time period where real life uncool/weird/scary/poor people dressed like that. That is how fashion gets revived. A new population of youngsters who have only seen it in old timey TV and movies becomes old enough to buy things.
what if im an uncool/weird/scary/poor person
I dressed like that as a poorgay teenager in the 2000s and got bullied. Now I see the same shit in Urban Outfitters going for crazy prices
Far right is a nice jacket.
Caveat, he’s short and fat. Probably wearing a XL. If you’re at least 6’4” then a XL would work in that size.
he looks so suave. im not a woman but if i was id be dripping sodden heckin wet
LL Bean barn coat in green, no waist pull and corduroy collar instead of leather, but otherwise just about the same garment. I got lucky to find one in a thrift store, not currently in production.
>short
>fat
>bald
>glasses
>still mogs
Incel science cannot explain this
too cool
Damn, this looks nice.
And not everyone would be able to pull it off either.
I kneel.
actually it can, he has a good jawline and a good canthat tilt, as well as a young, unwrinkly face
hes stocky, yes, but well proportioned, he has broad shoulders and nothing hangs
Plus, he’s a hebrew. So he won by default by being one of god’s chosen people persons. How do you even compete with that?
He’s not a hebrew. One parent is but the other is a Catholic.
*if i recall correctly his mother is the hebrew which makes him a hebrew by blood.
*he is based on Larry David himself which makes him 110% hebrew, minimum.
Ah yes value village / goodwill core , this is basically every guy thrifter after a year. Just a hodge podge mish mash that sorta works together yet not working at all
What makes it work is that costanza OWNS that hecking outfit , he doesn’t feel outta place in those clothes and it shows
>George was 28 in season 1
>I’m personally 34 now
Is that how people perceive me?
CANTSTANDYA
why is he depicted as a not so attractive guy when visually he’s a very attractive guy?
W2c?
That’s random mass market turkish jeans
Honestly if you aren’t costanzamaxxing you truly aren’t going to make it.
it’s casual 90’s yuppie. look up any magazine from j crew or gap from that era. drakes and ald are the current iterations
I go with a barn coat, somewhat like the green one there, in cooler seasons. but I’ve adopted it into a Blade Runner street look. Radically different from George here
The takeaway points here are:
1) Earth tones look good on anyone.
2) His clothes all basically fit properly. He’s not "playing with silhouette and proportions" or whatever you braindead gays are calling dressing like a stupid child at a thrift store these days.
Isn’t the coat two long? I was under the impression short and/or short legged men should wear jackets that sit below the crotch unless they are past the knee.
I think I have the green version of that jacket. Richman Brothers
Motherheckers will literally copy a guy from a 40 year old sitcom who was portrayed as a dorky uncool loser, then wonder why chicks dont like them
He got constant pussy in the show
Which is stupid. In the real world a guy who looks like him would be lucky to find even a single girlfriend, let alone constant pussy. Imagine taking fiction and especially a sitcom seriously.
>In the real world
yeah something you are clearly an expert on lmfao get hecked nerd
Getting laid was much easier for non-chads in the 90s before social media.
I thought it was northeast prep. He mentioned shopping at J. Crew in the show. I would imagine he also shopped at LL Bean.
Costanza was a proto Mac DeMarco