The average person consumes at least 5 spiders in their sleep in a given year.
The average person consumes at least 5 spiders in their sleep in a given year.
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how many spiders are you and the Australians eating in their sleep for the world average to be so high?
We are second rate citizens to the spiders, it is not we who eat them, but they who fuck our wives
Yeah OK qwerty
Eat the bugs goyim. You will own nothing and be happy.
You first.
Still not eating bugs so that naggers can shit out another twenty billion subhumans.
>This stupid statistic has been around since my childhood
>No one has ever been able to substantiate it
>Klaus is doing this to to save the naggers
lol
lmao even
rate my accidental midnight snack
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You swallowed sperms while you were "asleep"/10
That's a fact that was created to prove people will believe baseless facts if they hear it enough. Started by Klaus Schuabs mother, Klaudia Schuab
>people breathe dust
>dust is made of spiders
Checkmate christcucks
Nonsense. That's one of those dumb things people just say.
it's pretty funny because the whole "people eat spiders in their sleep" was an article made deliberately to show that people will believe any old retarded bullshit with no proof
actually big spiders aren't scary
This is just not true
Spiders dont just suicide into people's mouths all night like retarded naggers, they're not quite that dumb
they also took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary.
its true. i swallowed a theraphosa blondi giant bird eater in my sleep yesterday by accident
Oh man, those are delicious O.O
> average
Imagine 2 people. One of them shoves 10 spiders in his mouth before going to sleep. The other one is normal.
On the average, they'll eat 5 spiders in their sleep.
So if average WEF simp eats 1000 bugs a day just to get 2000 calories, we can assume WEF, we can assume WEF bug-eating is practiced by 1/1000, or 5 billion morons worldwide
Scary
damn you, Klaus!
how many spiders do they swallow on average
Thats a myth, no way to prove it.
This guy looks so much like a turtle its unreal.
Turtle Schwab
Speaking of things happening while sleeping, has anyone ever cummed hands free while asleep? Never had it and I think it's a myth
Abstain from cooming for a month or two.
That's a bad deal
Yes, as Ivan says when you don't coom for a while beyond weird shit happens when you sleep
The plus side is it motivates you to find women to fuck like nothing else
Fun fact: if you sleep with your peepee touching the sheet dust mites will crawl approximately 2 inches into your urethra until the PH of your residual piss makes them stop.
And if you take a deep breath with your mouth on the pillow you're likely to have inhaled at least half a dozen dust mites.
So while the "spiders in your sleep" thing is a meme and a myth, you do in fact have dust mites all over you and inside you.
What if I got foreskin keeping the entrance secure
Then you won't get any virgins when you die infidel
There are millions of them living inside your foreskin
>This thing in my head is theoretically possible
>Therefore Italian anon thinks he has dust mites in his cock
Ok then
>now I'm picturing Klaus Schwab sneaking into anons rooms at night and dropping spiders into our open mouths
Don't let your commissar find out that you've been sneaking food
It's true. Klaus Schwab travels around the world, breaks into peoples houses at night and carefully places five spiders under their tongue while they're sleeping. I've caught him several times on my trail camera doing it to my neighbors. He's like an evil German Santa Claus.
>Klaus
>Clause
>Bug version of Santa clause
Creepy nipbro
Only retards would believe this. Who the fuck measured a big enough normgroup for an entire year in their homes and measure when and how many spiders get eaten. It just isnt feasible, if you believe this you are low Iq, now, tomorrow and when you die. NGMI
How did this guy become influential. His great reset book is retarded
He sucked a lot of dicks
Keep in mind the average person is also a Nigerian living in a mud hut
False! Snopes debunked that urban legend.