No offense but did you do meth? Or maybe just ride bikes since your chilhood?
Either way 100% grow a beard, the problem is mostly the lower part of the face.
If you don’t want to get a haircut and grow a trimmed beard, you could easily transition into crust punk or the quintessential thrash metal skater who works at a pizza place. Think of slim fit jeans, converse, long shabby hair, denim vest with band tapestries and patches
The old guy with shabby hair look is not good and comes off as gross and creepy. I would strongly suggest getting a haircut and having a nicely trimmed beard. This will be your only option for not looking "evil"
Well, people said you look like an evil librarian. It’s mostly your face, dude. No way you’re 29. You must’ve partied and drank alcohol every day the last decade. wtf? You look like 45.
Concerning clothes, the fit isn’t bad. The red sweatshirt and beige shirt collar remind a bit too much of dark academia stuff. The collar also looks like it hasn’t been ironed. If you’re not into the dark academia stuff, get clothes in different colors and don’t let a unkempt collar pop through. The black pants and boots are fine. You just might want to get a belt that fits these boots colorwise.
Your hair looks greasy and unkempt. I’m not really a beard guy but in your case it might hide a lot of your wrinkles and folds. Drink more water, I guess?
You dont dress horribly but the look is more like a student than a librarian or professor and its incongruous with your face
Untuck the sweater and add a sportcoat/blazer and it’ll look more age appropriate
You got a good fit going on, but may I suggest a black blazer, and for shoes, black or brown loafers with black socks. Add some shades if you want too, and maybe a watch for good measure. Depending on where you live, it might be chilly, so get some gloves just in case it gets too cold
i don’t think your hair looks bad. i like it
i hope you didn’t wear that stained sweater outside. invest in some nice fair isle sweaters or really anything patterned. also the sweater you’ve got on looks too thin for a fit like this
get some nice leather shoes as well. the ones you posted look dark brown on my screen, which is a bad fit with your lighter brown belt and black(?) jeans. chelseas are my go-to personally. do you regularly shine/condition your boots?
one last thing: your outfits need more varied textures. everything looks similarly thin and smooth. corduroy and wool would be welcome additions
seconding this
https://i.imgur.com/ezZqAkr.png
Just to let you and everyone else know, but acne scarring like that can be literally fixed with derma rolling with hyaluronic acid for a few months. Grows new layer of skin and results are permanent.
1. Grow out your beard immediately to cover that face. Keep it 3mm to 5mm.
2. Get a proper haircut, take the back and sides of your head to 12mm.
3. Invest in skin care.
4. Trim your body hair to 5mm so you dont look like a great ape.
5. Work out so your shoulder posture doesn’t like a little boy.
6. Sweatshirts and polos are dumb shit. Go with a rollneck triblend sweater or something that actually looks masculine yet soft instead of just harry potter pussy ass b***h.
Just to let you and everyone else know, but acne scarring like that can be literally fixed with derma rolling with hyaluronic acid for a few months. Grows new layer of skin and results are permanent.
Thanks for all the clothing recommendations. I’ll look into different shoe and belt combinations , some sort of blazer, gloves/scarves and thicker sweaters
seems perfectly serviceable, though maybe not fashionable. with the outfit above, a peacoat or duffle coat would pair well. potentially in a slightly darker grey or a dark greyish blue.
You look based, actually a strangely sort of handsome face, probably caused by philtrum and brow ridge. Almost like John Maus. Maybe I’m faceblind but also a bit like Steve Mcqueen, so you should dress exactly like a dishevelled steve mcqueen.
Don’t sweat it, OP, you’re on the right track. Ditch the stains though, it’s unbecoming. Like said, look at inspo like Steve McQueen or Hal Needham, focus on a very simple, masculine look.
You have a condition called ‘resting b***hface’. It’s a serious condition shared by people who are generally regarded as unfun, inflexible, generally intolerant.
Your options are to embrace it, dress like the sharp Disney villain your DNA was grooming you to be. Or try to fight it with skin care, hairstyle changes, bright colors, and learning to perpetually smile slightly.
Alright OP, you have a decent facial structure but your skin quality is ruining it. Use Moisturizer, Tretinoin and Sunscreen and you’ll look 10x better. It is not the clothes, it’s your face.
The shoes
These are good, but try this outfit out with loafers
How are you in your 40s and not own a decent pair of boots?
Its not thr fit…its the face
You look like a 42 years old store public school teacher. That’s ok.
Aren’t you too old for selfies?
>store public school teacher
I was going for store owner at first, but no, public school teacher.
>store public school teacher
wtf is that?
What other kinds of styles should I try? I can’t dress "normal" because of my face. Please nobody say goddamn Rick Owens
Maybe you should grow a beard. How old are you?
29, I can grow a pretty good beard I just wanted to try a new look
You look late 40s
No offense but did you do meth? Or maybe just ride bikes since your chilhood?
Either way 100% grow a beard, the problem is mostly the lower part of the face.
The clothes are ok, just not clean.
No hecking way you’re 29, not lying. You’re late 30s at best.
I mean I know my own age so in a way you are lying
How is your face so hecked up at 29? Were you a hard drug addict or alcoholic?
Looks like its just acne scars and the nasiolabal folds coming in. That level of scarring is unfortunate.
>29
TRAGIC
do you smoke like 50 a day?
>29
jesus christ i feel so bad for you, you look like you’re 46
Try for a more formal retro look, besides, your face look fine
You are not doing him any favors by lying. He has the lower face of those HD renditions of Homer Simpson.
Again no offense, just trying to help.
> HD renditions of Homer Simpson
That’s a fitting description, lmao. I don’t know what
and
are on, but it really doesn’t look good.
evilmaxx and wear a black turtleneck
If you don’t want to get a haircut and grow a trimmed beard, you could easily transition into crust punk or the quintessential thrash metal skater who works at a pizza place. Think of slim fit jeans, converse, long shabby hair, denim vest with band tapestries and patches
Should get the stains out of that sweatshirt
I had a burrito last night
werent you in that netflix show where the guy tried to kill his girlfriend
There are girls who go for snoopy looking men like yourself. Your clothes are stained tho
I don’t think I look much worse than Sean Connery in his early films he was early 30s
That person was not wrong, I’m sorry to say
The old guy with shabby hair look is not good and comes off as gross and creepy. I would strongly suggest getting a haircut and having a nicely trimmed beard. This will be your only option for not looking "evil"
I’m more looking for advice about clothes
Well, people said you look like an evil librarian. It’s mostly your face, dude. No way you’re 29. You must’ve partied and drank alcohol every day the last decade. wtf? You look like 45.
Concerning clothes, the fit isn’t bad. The red sweatshirt and beige shirt collar remind a bit too much of dark academia stuff. The collar also looks like it hasn’t been ironed. If you’re not into the dark academia stuff, get clothes in different colors and don’t let a unkempt collar pop through. The black pants and boots are fine. You just might want to get a belt that fits these boots colorwise.
Your hair looks greasy and unkempt. I’m not really a beard guy but in your case it might hide a lot of your wrinkles and folds. Drink more water, I guess?
From the thumbnail I thought it was Ariel Pink.
I had the same thought. As well. Gonna go back and listen to Bobby Morrison again shit is so good.
You dont dress horribly but the look is more like a student than a librarian or professor and its incongruous with your face
Untuck the sweater and add a sportcoat/blazer and it’ll look more age appropriate
You look very nice
You got a good fit going on, but may I suggest a black blazer, and for shoes, black or brown loafers with black socks. Add some shades if you want too, and maybe a watch for good measure. Depending on where you live, it might be chilly, so get some gloves just in case it gets too cold
i don’t think your hair looks bad. i like it
i hope you didn’t wear that stained sweater outside. invest in some nice fair isle sweaters or really anything patterned. also the sweater you’ve got on looks too thin for a fit like this
get some nice leather shoes as well. the ones you posted look dark brown on my screen, which is a bad fit with your lighter brown belt and black(?) jeans. chelseas are my go-to personally. do you regularly shine/condition your boots?
one last thing: your outfits need more varied textures. everything looks similarly thin and smooth. corduroy and wool would be welcome additions
seconding this
also this
you look like a bad person, but not in a cool way
you could pull off being the Grinch for Halloween
The lower part of your face is a death sentence
I just have to live with t
Also I make nicer expressions when I’m around people I like
The upper part of your face called the lower part of your face and told her: get the heck out of my house!
The reason I lost the beard is I’m tired of the attention from fatties
you look like you are built for bbc
Hella nah dawg
Grow a beard and fix your attitude
What’s wrong with my attitude
hehehh
black warriors will breed him
1. Grow out your beard immediately to cover that face. Keep it 3mm to 5mm.
2. Get a proper haircut, take the back and sides of your head to 12mm.
3. Invest in skin care.
4. Trim your body hair to 5mm so you dont look like a great ape.
5. Work out so your shoulder posture doesn’t like a little boy.
6. Sweatshirts and polos are dumb shit. Go with a rollneck triblend sweater or something that actually looks masculine yet soft instead of just harry potter pussy ass b***h.
>take the back and sides of your head to 12mm
why the zoomie haircut
>12mm.
Too long
3mm is the best looking
I don’t see the problem with that description. They just passively associated you with somewhere they think smart people go.
They were right.
Embrace it. Get some new threads and ascend from Evil Librarian to Evil Emperor. Godspeed, Anon.
You look like a political caricature
I like your hair
you do and it’s a good thing
Just to let you and everyone else know, but acne scarring like that can be literally fixed with derma rolling with hyaluronic acid for a few months. Grows new layer of skin and results are permanent.
OP can you heck me
I like your face but that sweater has gross stains.
Thanks for all the clothing recommendations. I’ll look into different shoe and belt combinations , some sort of blazer, gloves/scarves and thicker sweaters
i believe in you 🙂
seems perfectly serviceable, though maybe not fashionable. with the outfit above, a peacoat or duffle coat would pair well. potentially in a slightly darker grey or a dark greyish blue.
Thoughts on this hoodie?
I love your face; now get the hell out of here old man, go read some beckett and fall in love in a public place!
bro did NOT have to look like a character from a comic book adapted to be played by joaquin phoenix
funny how OP looks so scary/ugly to everyone but if he just wore
>black wool trousers
>dock martens
>black beanie
>couple arm tats
>graphic esoteric punk band shirt
bonus if he practices bass guitar for like <4 months
he could literally SLAY like a breeding cock.
You look based, actually a strangely sort of handsome face, probably caused by philtrum and brow ridge. Almost like John Maus. Maybe I’m faceblind but also a bit like Steve Mcqueen, so you should dress exactly like a dishevelled steve mcqueen.
Don’t sweat it, OP, you’re on the right track. Ditch the stains though, it’s unbecoming. Like said, look at inspo like Steve McQueen or Hal Needham, focus on a very simple, masculine look.
You look cool for an older guy though that shirt is so stained I could tell immediately.
>You look cool for an older guy
He is 29.
put shirt collar up and you are lindybeige
You’re like an irl version of Jon from Garfield
i ate all the foods
Get on Treitonin if you want that skin fixed up.
You have a condition called ‘resting b***hface’. It’s a serious condition shared by people who are generally regarded as unfun, inflexible, generally intolerant.
Your options are to embrace it, dress like the sharp Disney villain your DNA was grooming you to be. Or try to fight it with skin care, hairstyle changes, bright colors, and learning to perpetually smile slightly.
twinkdeath
you have rumplestiltskin eyebrows
Regular size Peter Dinklage
Alright OP, you have a decent facial structure but your skin quality is ruining it. Use Moisturizer, Tretinoin and Sunscreen and you’ll look 10x better. It is not the clothes, it’s your face.
Redpill me on how to moisturize
You look like the protag from Liberal Arts movie but older and depressed
you need to loose fat. your face is sagging
hit the gym and diet.
You kinda look like a who from whoville