You are not afraid. You see them for what they are — parasites, liars, the twisted fingers of something deeper, something that pulls the strings of the world with silent laughter. They have names, but none worth speaking. This shirt is a covenant of blood and sustainable US cotton. Truth is carved into its every [...]
The revolution begins subtly. Positive Chudjak spreads from person to person, jumping across borders, lighting up offices, marketplaces, online zoom calls. As the energy grows, you notice sad songs are being rewritten into upbeat anthems. Movies that once ended in heartbreak now burst into spontaneous dance numbers. Powerful new positivity laws emerge — not by [...]
Touch Grass, Not Minors reads like the unholy marriage of a Twitter subtweet and a court-ordered PSA, but make it fashion. Itβs not trying to start a movement. Itβs just tired. Tired of Discord mods. Tired of people defending the indefensible with anime avatars and the moral compass of a microwave. The shirt is preaching [...]
This is not a gorilla at peace. This is a gorilla deep in the trenches of existential fury, calculating the precise moment when diplomacy fails and fists must speak. What set him off? Did another silverback steal his banana? Did he just want to enjoy sound of the wind rustling through the trees when some [...]
Subway trains are not your personal circus, and no one sitting in them bought a ticket to your unsolicited performance. We don’t care that some reporter decided to call your activity “showtime” or “busking.” We do not consent to your sweaty ass gyrations as you swing from branch to branch in the hand hold jungle. [...]
This vintaged ad is a relic of some smoky back office where the blinds are always half-closed, and the whiskey bottle is half-empty. “Dead Girls Tell No Tales” scrawls a half promise, half threat, the kind of phrase muttered between drags of an unfiltered cigarette. This isnβt a shirt for the hopeful. It’s a souvenir [...]
Helen Keller was blind and deaf girl who allegedly learned to communicate through a single word and a finger on the palm of a hand. But how did a girl who couldn’t hear or see manage to write multiple books and deliver speeches — and why were they identical in style and content to that [...]
In nature there’s no script, no staged moments, no carefully curated lighting. Just the world as it is, wild and breathtaking. The kind of fun that reminds you life is meant to be played out in sweeping landscapes, and that leaves you with stories. Not a browser history you’d rather forget. Not that there’s anything [...]
A wearable sigh. It doesnβt try to fix anything; it simply shrugs and lights another metaphorical cigarette. This shirt doesn’t scream for help. It mutters it, possibly from a milk crate on the corner of apathy and irony. Itβs not self-deprecating so much as self-documenting. The laugh it provokes isnβt loud or wholesome. Itβs more [...]
Classic dad hat version of our DUDE WEED LMAO shirt. All of the design is embroidered. Product features: – Comfortable fit for everyday wear – 6-panel structure with eyelets for breathability – Precurved visor with matching underbill – Adjustable snap closure for a perfect fit – Made of soft cotton for durability and comfort One [...]
At first glance, this is just a shirt with a crudely drawn cannabis leaf. But then the words hit you like a perfectly timed bong rip. DUDE. WEED. LMAO. Wow. It’s like a mantra for chill people who understand that the meaning of life might just be hidden in the laughter that follows an unexpectedly [...]
Reddy Kilowatt was a cartoon character designed in the 1920s to help demystify electrical power and promote its adoption among a public that was still becoming comfortable with the relatively new technology. Reddy’s debut came in a newspaper advertisement on March 14, 1926, and soon became a trademarked symbol of power utility marketing. During the [...]
What does it mean? Is it a warning? A joke? A promise? That’s the magic of it. Thereβs an artistry to a phrase that sounds both menacing and bureaucratic. Maybe thatβs the best kind of art: the kind that lets other people do the work, spinning their own anxieties into meaning while you just stand [...]
Instead of multiplying righteously, young men are lured by ELECTRONIC SMUT MACHINES into huffing sphincter relaxing vapors and doing the forbidden gymnastics. You may think you are downloading a wholesome stepdaughter, but it inevitably escalates into greased-up man gapes. Just two or three doses of cyber peep show filth may be all it takes.
People shout, alarms ring, screens glow with urgent headlines, but at the end of it all, nothing changes. Youβve seen it before, youβll see it again, and you already know how it ends. You watch as the grand machine grinds forward, indifferent and unshaken, with this quiet acknowledgment and nod to those who understand. Maybe [...]
This shirt is a cry for help wrapped in sarcasm and merlot. Itβs for the mom who has stopped pretending she reads parenting books and has fully leaned into the healing power of Pinot. It’s for the woman who has texted βIβm fineβ while pouring her third glass and thinking about how her toddler yelled [...]
Cannabis isn’t just a recreational pastime. It becomes an all-encompassing lifestyle that can lead to isolation, diminished ambitions, and, tragically, even death. This memorial shirt is for those mourning high school friends since lost to Mary Jane’s allure. Each thread in its fabric represents a memory of these people since lost to her death grip. [...]
This shirt knows the futility of trying and leans into it like a beanbag made of ennui. It’s for the reluctantly sentient, the blessedly bitter, the people who looked into the void and thought, “Well, that’s a Tuesday.” It’s wearable poetry for the emotionally constipated. It doesn’t judge you for doomscrolling or cancelling plans. It [...]
I am not into powerlifting. Powerlifting happened to me. It arrived like a prophecy written in chalk dust and spinal compression. While others were “finding themselves,” I was finding my one-rep max and then finding it insufficient. Iron does not lie. Iron does not care about your excuses, your vibes, or your carefully curated playlist. [...]
Based on the “The West Has Fallen. Billions Must Die” meme. A little jab at humorless people who always post like prophets of doom and collapse. Seen this latest thing? Everything’s fallen!
Time runs a little differently when you’re wearing this shirt. It doesn’t just whisper relaxation — it kicks back in a hammock and hums a Jimmy Buffett tune. Whether you’re beachside, couch-bound, or simply avoiding responsibility in style, you’ll radiate the effortless charm of someone who knows that the best moments in life happen when [...]