“No Circus Performance Here – Japan Is Not A Theme Park” Anti Subway Dancer Shirt

Subway trains are not your personal circus, and no one sitting in them bought a ticket to your unsolicited performance. We don’t care that some reporter decided to call your activity “showtime” or “busking.” We do not consent to your sweaty ass gyrations as you swing from branch to branch in the hand hold jungle.

Least of all in Japan. Some people hear about Japan’s legendary efficiency, its meticulous order and respect for shared spaces, and think, “I must disrupt this!!” They travelled thousands of miles to a country known for its quiet public spaces just to perform TikTok routines in the middle of a packed subway.

This is some of the multi language signage Japan has put up to confront it, tastefully upscaled for print on a graphic tee. For those who understand both the joke and the irritation behind it, this shirt is you.

How it's made

This unisex garment-dyed t-shirt is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of 100% ring-spun US cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing. The fabric is pre-shrunk to ensure a consistently great fit.

The cotton for the shirt is ethically grown and harvested, and the US Cotton Trust Protocol has ensured an ethical and sustainable production.

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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean