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There’s something about the banana, something no one expects. It’s just a fruit, right? The kind of thing you throw in a lunchbox and forget about. But here it is, gripping a cold, metallic implement of death. The gun doesn’t make the banana violent. It’s the world that made it this way. The gun is [...]
Imagine you’re walking around in the rainforest and suddenly you feel an unexplainable urge to climb a tree. You climb up, and then you just sit there on a branch and wait to die. Then an insane fungus alien explodes out of your head. Sounds like a bad trip, right? But it’s what happens to [...]
“It Appears My Superiority Has Led to Some Controversy” is a caption-based meme centered on somewhat ironic, over-the-top nationalism. In the U.S. version, it most often features a crudely drawn map of the United States with a simple smiling face, presenting the country as calmly pleased with itself while acknowledging backlash. The meme originated on [...]
You ever see someone who’s buzzing around, doing the most, no plan but somehow making it work? That’s crackhead energy. It’s always moving, always thinking, always doing. Like a wild squirrel on a sugar rush, just go, go, go until the wheels fall off, but you still keep sprinting on foot. No hesitation. Every idea [...]
I’ve been telling all my friends: “Don’t mess with my son, he’s a pure 4k noscope alpha male!” Because you’re not just any alpha male, you’re the ultimate one. Every time you post one of those memes, like the one with the dude in a suit, looking off into the distance like he’s plotting world [...]
Every time I look at another man and feel the forbidden urge that’s not supposed to be there naturally, I swear, there’s one of those chemtrails up there in the sky brainwashing me with chemicals and shit. I try to ignore it, but they’re freaking zapping my junk with extra zesty supercompounds cooked up in [...]
The yellow graphics and distressed lettering makes it feel ripped straight from underground shortbus flyers. Great for people who live for gritty riffs, vintage zines, and charity basement gigs. It translates the adrenaline of a live set into a piece you can slip on anytime, from weekend shows to meetups with fellow tards. Be confrontationally [...]
The meme that we are stuck paying taxes to pedophiles isn’t necessarily always meant as a factual claim so much as a gut-punch way of saying “I loathe and distrust the institutions that rob my money.” It’s shorthand for the idea that power structures are corrupt, unaccountable, and shield their worst actors. Still, they did [...]
There’s like this switch inside of me, on one side, I’m loyal to the bone, there for you no matter what. But on the other, I’m numb, distant, almost like I could turn cold without a second thought. Maybe I’m just afraid of getting too close. It’s easier to keep people at arm’s length and [...]
Float into a room like you belong to a magic parallel world. A SEX world. A psychedelic unicorn prances across your chest, wings out, casting spells of sass and confidence. With the bold HORNY in front and the playful AND FULL OF MAGIC underneath, it’s a mix of mischief, glitter, and power. It reads as [...]
“Clown world” suggests incompetence, cream pies, and slapstick in bright colors. What we’re actually dealing with is an evil clown world, where even absurdity is a weapon. Things that should be treated with seriousness are mocked into meaninglessness, while things that deserve scrutiny are wrapped in jokes and irony until no one feels responsible for [...]
“Ok, Boomer,” huh? Well, let me tell ya, kiddo, I’m just here living my best life, and I deserve it. Back in my day, we had to actually get out there and grind if we wanted anything. Boy, did we ever. No shortcuts, no participation trophies, just good old-fashioned elbow grease and determination. I started [...]
Borderline Personality Disorder is complex and multifaceted, but when viewed as a superpower, it ranks up there with the best. Consider the following. A key characteristic of the disorder is that emotions are felt deeply and with a vividness that others may never experience. Someone with BPD can feel a moment of joy more intensely, [...]
If a UFO has been hovering in the background of your life, this is your RSVP. No more screaming, just an exasperated readiness for whatever comes next. You’ve got a thousand places to be, even if one of them is a beam of light snatching you from your bedroom at night. The UFO is of [...]
(NARRATOR: moody, mysterious kid) The Earth doesn’t give a shit about us. We’re just pests feeding off it until it decides to wipe the slate clean. That’s the real truth. It’s too late to fix anything, and I’m tired of hearing people act like they’re gonna change the course of fate with some recycled “eco-friendly” [...]
You’ve heard the rumors of organized 24/7 harassment. It’s all true. Every device is a listening post, and every street corner is a potential site for a directed staring attack (it’s NOT you acting weird in public). But things have changed.. The hunt is no longer a game. This is a legally binding threat.
In startup and engineering culture, “minimum viable” means just enough to function. And in terms of your mental faculties: yes, the system is running, but that’s about as good as it gets. Yours is the kind of brain that may solve a problem eventually, but will almost certainly forget where it left its coffee. Conversations [...]
One minute I’m a functional human, the next minute lights are too bright and I need to get into my fursuit and yiff on Discord. Coincidence? No. LUNAR ACTIVATION. And yes, I know you say “You’ll grow out of it.” Probably. Just like werewolves do. AFTER THE FULL MOON GOES AWAY. This is a recurring [...]
At first it was just a kind of static itch behind the eyes. Then they aligned like a constellation only visible from inside the skull, clicking together with the confidence of cheap polymers that have seen the future. The microplastics have dissolved the barrier between intuition and landfill. You know things now. You didn’t seek [...]
I don’t get it. One minute, Mommy’s hugging me, telling me I’m a good boy, and then the next, she puts me in a cage and drives me to this place with big gates and people in white coats. Next thing I’m in heaven with all the other good boys. I don’t understand what I [...]
