One of my neighbour's has (I think recently) got a dog and it won't STFU. Everyday I hear it barking. What are my options here? Preferably those not involving confrontation. I don't even know which neighbour.
One of my neighbour's has (I think recently) got a dog and it won't STFU. Everyday I hear it barking.
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Get your own dog and let it loose, see how the neighbor likes that
Well if you could find some old school antifreeze then all you'd have to do is give the fucker a little snack, y'know? But yeah, just get yourself one of them fancy pellet guns and do what ya' gotta do
Shit. As a kid we had a noisy dog that the neighbours complained about and he died young with no obvious cause. Make me wonder.
Not gonna lie, I was just joking, although these are both things that I've known people to do lol. One time I was going to shoot a fucking squirrel with a pellet gun and I made eye contact with the fucker through the scope, it's like he was looking right into my soul.. couldn't shoot his dumb ass. My grandma did flush kittens down the toilet though..
>My grandma did flush kittens down the toilet though..
Holy fuck. How many times did she do this?
my dad did this when i was a kid.
super aggressive rottweilers that no one would do anything about.
i had this problem
you need 2 paradigm monitor 7 v.3
1 yamaha rx a670
a youtube video of people screaming at the top of their lungs for 10 hrs
a youtube video of dogs howling for 10 hours
turn the volume up just enough so that the speakers dont distort
press play on both videos next time you leave the house
i had to do it twice but never heard the dogs again after that
wrap a block of rat poison in meat and throw it in their yard
>wrap a block of rat poison in meat and throw it in their yard
Actually you don't have to do the meat wrap. Those blocks of rat poison are already flavored like fish or some shit. Says right on the package not to leave it around pets because they're gonna wanna eat it
They use oats/wheat as the attractant rats/mice love that shit. they're all pretty much unflavoured/unscented.
Well whatever, could be I guess. There was a time I was convinced my ex-gf was poisoning me with that shit and I swear I read they were fish flavored or something but who the hell knows lol. I know there's 100 different kinds, so maybe that's what it was. Fucking Vitamin K man, gotta have that shit around just in case lol
>What are my options here?
poison the mutt
Befriend the dog. Why everyone always so bloodthirsty around here?
Buy some cheap treats at a dollar store. Dogs dont bark at people they know and like.
>Why everyone always so bloodthirsty around here?
autism, and I think this is just the new "dogs bark in my head and the noise never stops" thread. We get one every week.
As usual, try to settle this peacefully yadda yadda, try with the police for a noise complaint under a burner phone just in case. Talk with the neighbors and see if everyone is annoyed, so you can make a joint complaint that can turn into a sue. If ur lucky, your neighborhood has a tight relationship w eachother and theyll support you. But by now you'll realize its a ton of fucking work for someone who just decided to get a dog from somewhere. If all else fails, you know what to do. In the countryside people just deal with them. Its cityfolk who adopt mascots willy nilly while always being "aww I cant raise my voice at him nooo :(("
I would advise you to see how they are as people. If you go talk to tehm, and find out they're shitty (likely bc they have barking dog they ignore), the second something happens to it they'll blame you, and you'll look sus. If youre annoyed, everyone is, and they have different levels of tolerance. Someone other than you has at least thought of slipping broken glass into a sausage.
Usually people with low empathy get and enable annoying animals/ignore their cries and anxiety barks and the neighbors annoyed by em. Anyone who tells you " theyre dogs thats what they do" is as potentially bad owner as pit mommies. Having a pup be spazzing out 24/7 is obviously not normal for an animal. I bet you my left nut they dont even know different races have different needs/training/handling, and just got one bc it was cute or theyre rescues and they wanted to be saviors.
I think youre either looking for justification for doing something bad, or are looking for smart ways to deal w your neighbors. Im here to tell you there arent any, or they depend heavily on where u live. You could get dog whistles and the like, but all methods are wildly unreliable, let alone budget friendly, plus if something happens to the dog theyll point to the dude w big ultrasound anti-bark devices pointed at their yard.
*Sausage, but you'll be the one taking the heat for them
If you believe in your legal system, go for a sue/civil court, and hope they enforce it. Be prepared to be ignored unless you're in Japan where they take noise complaints seriously, and in that case be prepared for a whole lot of bureocracy.
To be blunt, every reasonable owner has that fear factor in mind when they have a barking dog, and react accordingly. If they're too annoying, someones gonna shut them up one way or another, and its really stupid to assume everyones gonna put up with the noise indefinitely just because "omg theyre soo good with children". Its these bad owners the ones who dont care, and let the dog pick up bad habits.
Doesnt justify anything done to the dogs since theyre pretty innocent (as far as living beings go. Despite them being the only creatures that can emphatize with humans on our own level, there ARE asshole animals. Dont let dumbasses who've never interacted with wild animals tell you otherwise. Chickens can also be assholes, and so can horses despite training). If they were human beings theyd be middle school dropout gang losers picking up fights with everyone they met.
Assholes in the sense that theyll try and bark/growl at ANYTHING they dont like, and will try to scare people away despite being 50ft away. Dogs get VERY territorial.
Theres a million different devices online for your needs. Theres also a million different articles on what NOT to do to your pet or it will end up sick/violent/anxious. But alas, if you've read this far you'll have put 90% more effort than the owners of the pup you're so annoyed by have ever done for their mascot. If you dont knwo what to do by now it's because youre heisitant to act, not because someone's holding onto some piece of advice and youre waiting for that someone.
If theyre far away you'll have to deal with it. If theyre close just pinpoint him and slip notes/call noise complaints/fuck with their landlord/fuck with them.