Neuralink approved for human trials

https://twitter.com/neuralink/status/1661857379460468736

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Now all that needs to happen is trump to endorse it. They've already been lobotomized so there's plenty enough room for a chip to be in there.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This means a company owned by Elon Musk is going to start putting coin sized microchips into peoples brains soon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Soon it will be simulations within simulations, do go deeper

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's already simulations all the way down.

        >tfw in alcohol withdrawal and my dreams are vivid and kino as fuck

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >FDA approval

    because we all know how fucking stringent former big pharma ceo's are on big pharma.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is going to be classified as a medical device, so approval and trials are different from drugs

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    would you get it if it improved your general health, memory, and intelligents?
    i know i would

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes, assuming its not risky

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes, assuming its not risky

      found the vaxxies

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >intelligents
      Yes, you need one.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The DOD abandoned this tech. The brain floats in the skull and the wires eventually break.
    Only a fool would get this. Enjoy the permanent hole in the skull.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, would be impossible to put a transmitter and receiver in close proximity.

      I bet you're a loser that carries a phone on you, while thinking the government is tracking you via your car. Loser.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The technology musk is using removes a part of the skull and inserts a plug with wires running through it that connect to the brain. As you brain moves slightly in the skull the wires bend and eventually break.
        No getting around it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes, because connecting two objects without wires is an impossibility the likes of which is only dealt with in sci fi and religion

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >people didn't read the terminal man

    Tl;Dr if you put a switch inside the brain that makes you feel good when you naturally feel bad, the brain will rewire itself to make you feel worse and worse to get the slingshot happiness dose

    Increasingly terrible feelings followed by the highest high until you snap

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Weren't the last test of the brainchips on monkeys had them gouging their eyeballs out from the sheer pain of it all?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The workers cringed when Elon said he was ready to do this 6 months ago.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no
      might have happened on some of the first tests, but that was years ago and I'm not really sure it went like that
      they euthanized a bunch of monkeys though, don't remember exactly if the monkeys suffered a lot or not but anything elon related is going to have a lot of EDS induced hyperbole and even lies

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Robocop 2

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no they had them wirelessly playing pong with their minds in return for tasty treats

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The real DARPA BRAIN initiative tech from your cousins considers this a main feature and not a bug.

      The DOD abandoned this tech. The brain floats in the skull and the wires eventually break.
      Only a fool would get this. Enjoy the permanent hole in the skull.

      Never happened and a few minutes searching about it can prove this israelite wrong.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This makes me feel very uneasy. Something tells me this is how the naggers in Africa feel when a Pygmy is born in their tribe and they sacrifice for good fortune. Not sure I wouldn’t do the same with a Nuerachinknagger

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this is one of the most vile of elons scams
    these guys were actually trying to do some good for paralized and he came in and shit it up with his transhumanist fuckin nonsense
    all the scientists left
    all thats left is scam

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Elon needs to ride on his next Starship launch.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/djseo8/status/1661857902616002560

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being able to rape bitches with your mind

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      8 ya due date nowz

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mark of the Beast?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The NSA is funding this because through their war on encryption they realized what they really want to achieve complete violation of privacy and control over citizens is a war on the brain itself. Mind reading and mind control technology. Weirdly enough this technology won't be free and open source for people to understand what they are putting in their heads. Death to america.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      DARPA actually. They developed the tech.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    get the neuralink bigot

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine all the horrible things you could be made to experience by streaming those experiences right into you brain!

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/shivon/status/1661863200290217984

    > 6 years of hard work. The most incredible team. And many more years of hard work to come.

    >Worth it to fight so hard when the mission is so worthwhile

    Zillis and Elon have a child, though it was concieved through IVF and they didnt date or fuck as far as I know
    She is one of the execs of neuralink

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Now it’s time for the next wave of engineering effort. Between making the first human experience incredible, working on restoring vision, and connecting the signals from the brain to the spinal cord, it’s an unbelievable set of problems to help solve. Come join!

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They hadn't fail all the monkey trials? Wtf?
    Perhaps they are trying to bury Elon with this one.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nope…. Not getting a chip. Nope nope

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    am i the only one who sees it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      See what?

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    These people say shoving chips in your brain is safe but an AI that generates text can destroy humanity.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The former is safe because the government and corporations have it locked down and everything is proprietary. The latter is unsafe because it's open source and the peasants are able to use it themselves.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, I’m just not gonna join it is all(the hive mind)

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