The DOD abandoned this tech. The brain floats in the skull and the wires eventually break.
Only a fool would get this. Enjoy the permanent hole in the skull.
The technology musk is using removes a part of the skull and inserts a plug with wires running through it that connect to the brain. As you brain moves slightly in the skull the wires bend and eventually break.
No getting around it.
Tl;Dr if you put a switch inside the brain that makes you feel good when you naturally feel bad, the brain will rewire itself to make you feel worse and worse to get the slingshot happiness dose
Increasingly terrible feelings followed by the highest high until you snap
no
might have happened on some of the first tests, but that was years ago and I'm not really sure it went like that
they euthanized a bunch of monkeys though, don't remember exactly if the monkeys suffered a lot or not but anything elon related is going to have a lot of EDS induced hyperbole and even lies
The real DARPA BRAIN initiative tech from your cousins considers this a main feature and not a bug.
The DOD abandoned this tech. The brain floats in the skull and the wires eventually break.
Only a fool would get this. Enjoy the permanent hole in the skull.
Never happened and a few minutes searching about it can prove this israelite wrong.
This makes me feel very uneasy. Something tells me this is how the naggers in Africa feel when a Pygmy is born in their tribe and they sacrifice for good fortune. Not sure I wouldn’t do the same with a Nuerachinknagger
this is one of the most vile of elons scams
these guys were actually trying to do some good for paralized and he came in and shit it up with his transhumanist fuckin nonsense
all the scientists left
all thats left is scam
The NSA is funding this because through their war on encryption they realized what they really want to achieve complete violation of privacy and control over citizens is a war on the brain itself. Mind reading and mind control technology. Weirdly enough this technology won't be free and open source for people to understand what they are putting in their heads. Death to america.
>Now it’s time for the next wave of engineering effort. Between making the first human experience incredible, working on restoring vision, and connecting the signals from the brain to the spinal cord, it’s an unbelievable set of problems to help solve. Come join!
The former is safe because the government and corporations have it locked down and everything is proprietary. The latter is unsafe because it's open source and the peasants are able to use it themselves.
Now all that needs to happen is trump to endorse it. They've already been lobotomized so there's plenty enough room for a chip to be in there.
This means a company owned by Elon Musk is going to start putting coin sized microchips into peoples brains soon
Soon it will be simulations within simulations, do go deeper
It's already simulations all the way down.
>tfw in alcohol withdrawal and my dreams are vivid and kino as fuck
>FDA approval
because we all know how fucking stringent former big pharma ceo's are on big pharma.
This is going to be classified as a medical device, so approval and trials are different from drugs
would you get it if it improved your general health, memory, and intelligents?
i know i would
yes, assuming its not risky
found the vaxxies
>intelligents
Yes, you need one.
The DOD abandoned this tech. The brain floats in the skull and the wires eventually break.
Only a fool would get this. Enjoy the permanent hole in the skull.
You're right, would be impossible to put a transmitter and receiver in close proximity.
I bet you're a loser that carries a phone on you, while thinking the government is tracking you via your car. Loser.
The technology musk is using removes a part of the skull and inserts a plug with wires running through it that connect to the brain. As you brain moves slightly in the skull the wires bend and eventually break.
No getting around it.
ah yes, because connecting two objects without wires is an impossibility the likes of which is only dealt with in sci fi and religion
>people didn't read the terminal man
Tl;Dr if you put a switch inside the brain that makes you feel good when you naturally feel bad, the brain will rewire itself to make you feel worse and worse to get the slingshot happiness dose
Increasingly terrible feelings followed by the highest high until you snap
Weren't the last test of the brainchips on monkeys had them gouging their eyeballs out from the sheer pain of it all?
The workers cringed when Elon said he was ready to do this 6 months ago.
no
might have happened on some of the first tests, but that was years ago and I'm not really sure it went like that
they euthanized a bunch of monkeys though, don't remember exactly if the monkeys suffered a lot or not but anything elon related is going to have a lot of EDS induced hyperbole and even lies
>Robocop 2
no they had them wirelessly playing pong with their minds in return for tasty treats
The real DARPA BRAIN initiative tech from your cousins considers this a main feature and not a bug.
Never happened and a few minutes searching about it can prove this israelite wrong.
This makes me feel very uneasy. Something tells me this is how the naggers in Africa feel when a Pygmy is born in their tribe and they sacrifice for good fortune. Not sure I wouldn’t do the same with a Nuerachinknagger
this is one of the most vile of elons scams
these guys were actually trying to do some good for paralized and he came in and shit it up with his transhumanist fuckin nonsense
all the scientists left
all thats left is scam
Elon needs to ride on his next Starship launch.
https://twitter.com/djseo8/status/1661857902616002560
Imagine being able to rape bitches with your mind
8 ya due date nowz
Mark of the Beast?
The NSA is funding this because through their war on encryption they realized what they really want to achieve complete violation of privacy and control over citizens is a war on the brain itself. Mind reading and mind control technology. Weirdly enough this technology won't be free and open source for people to understand what they are putting in their heads. Death to america.
DARPA actually. They developed the tech.
get the neuralink bigot
Imagine all the horrible things you could be made to experience by streaming those experiences right into you brain!
https://twitter.com/shivon/status/1661863200290217984
> 6 years of hard work. The most incredible team. And many more years of hard work to come.
>Worth it to fight so hard when the mission is so worthwhile
Zillis and Elon have a child, though it was concieved through IVF and they didnt date or fuck as far as I know
She is one of the execs of neuralink
>Now it’s time for the next wave of engineering effort. Between making the first human experience incredible, working on restoring vision, and connecting the signals from the brain to the spinal cord, it’s an unbelievable set of problems to help solve. Come join!
They hadn't fail all the monkey trials? Wtf?
Perhaps they are trying to bury Elon with this one.
Nope…. Not getting a chip. Nope nope
am i the only one who sees it?
See what?
These people say shoving chips in your brain is safe but an AI that generates text can destroy humanity.
The former is safe because the government and corporations have it locked down and everything is proprietary. The latter is unsafe because it's open source and the peasants are able to use it themselves.
Sorry, I’m just not gonna join it is all(the hive mind)