Lana Del Rey

What in the actual FUCK went wrong?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AYYYY LMAO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whoa. shes getting swole

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah her favorite work out is getting up and walking back to the buffet table

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      extra THICC
      >my fetish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      something something the wall

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she looks better with the extra thickness.

      just look at her snoosnoo area. jesus christ i want her to sit on my face and use my mouth as a toilet. just let it flow out like niagara falls.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Sage

        >Hnnnnnnnnnggggggggg
        She can ride my dick into oblivion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is with modern women getting this weird body type when they gain weight? Women are supposed to gain fat in feminine ways (hips, thighs, butts, boobs) but I've been noticing more and more, that even if the woman has a feminine shaped body before gaining weight, when they do, they get this weird solid fridge frame. I've literally only seen this one women who are like 40 and under, and especially so on zoomer girls. Is it too much testosterone?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably alcohol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        High fructose corn syrup, alcohol, drugs, etc. Lots of things modern people consume cause their bodies to bloat in ways that people in the past never saw.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm almost 50 and I've noticed it, too. I'm not sure if it's really 'a thing' or just confirmation bias. I don't think it's too much testosterone because both male and female bodies will try to auto-regulate hormones imbalances like that. So many girls are packing on weight so young across the board, I think we're just seeing how that shit plays out. IDK. I was just walking to the store yesterday with my friend and some overweight white girl in her low 20's was like all belly and no ass. It was so freaky. He had a decent face but her body looked like a monster.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No butt all stomach is the apple body, Hispanic genes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's). Also, "Bart's Fart & Shart" doesn't make any sense because the store wasn't called "Feed & Sheed" under Sneed's ownership so stop posting it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it's low protein. Things like sugar and carbs all bloat out your torso while contributing to absolutely zero muscle maintenance. If you were to fee these chicks the equivalent amount of what they're were eating but with adequate protein levels as well, it would lead to slightly more development around their ass and thighs as opposed to massive bloated fridge body

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Birth control destroys their hormone balances

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >left
      Weak
      >right
      BVLL
      Eilish beckies and Iggyboons fear the Lana BVLL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me about Lana!
      Why does she wear the mask!?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She's got that summertime
      >Summertime fatnesss...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2nd from the left is perfect

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only if she is 9 months pregnant with a White baby.
          Otherwise no.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She still looks good mexibro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking oink!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it’s gross. She actually always had weight problem but back in the born to die era she would just starve herself a couple weeks before photo shoots. If you see any concert footage of her, even from ten years ago, she is always a bit chunky at least

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sticks kicked that ho out

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getting passed around at a israelite Hollywood producer gangbang will fuck with your head.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is a musical genius who cares about her looks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does she even write her own music?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elizabeth Grant is her

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you'd think they would be more clear about that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i mean, it's 100% not your fault you were too lazy to google elizabeth grant, don't sweat it king. it's white men, they could just put her other name in parentheses. they're just bigots.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              just seems dumb to use a stage name and then your real name for writing credits

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure she wants the royalty checks to be written to her, not the name on her instagram account.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe, who cares? She sings with that lovelorn ethereal voice. She’s the best female singer The US has produced.
        She could turn a Haka into a poem.

        There’s no name for the type of voicing music she does but the same feeling can be found in Scottish Music. I think the Welsh call it ‘Hiraeth’ It’s a very Soul touching kind of tone and form.
        I think it’s because the Scots were too strong to die but not strong enough to win. And this kind of music is their heart longing for better days, times of victory and strength.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it is called baroque pop you fucking idiot, she isn't special

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it’s not.

            She is shit. Her much is shit, she sounds shit and her music is completely manufactured as was her looks, image and even her name, its Lizzie not Lana! Only idiots with no sense of sound listen to that muck!

            T. William Eilish
            Lana is top tier

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She is shit. Her much is shit, she sounds shit and her music is completely manufactured as was her looks, image and even her name, its Lizzie not Lana! Only idiots with no sense of sound listen to that muck!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I also love braised ribs and potatoes au gratin

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Proof we're in the worst timeline

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What in the actual FUCK went wrong?
    wall

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That actually legitimately looks like a tranny

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure bro, specially her all-natural vagina...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She might be a woman but thats a boxy fridge bod nonetheless

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Many such cases, sad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bottoms have a terrible cut. That and no tits.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    twinkies

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You never dated a girl that fattmaxxed before? I would feel sad for you incel Chuds but you gotta be better

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More Lana Del Fat.
    She was pretty hot in left pic, then she ate 43 pizza slices per night.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in most cases its just metabolism catching up
      cant booze, coke, and fast food late night forever

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you sell your body and soul to be used by rich people just so you can be famous and make some money it tends to have an effect on your mental and physical health down the line.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is twenty-five years past her prime, what do you expect?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you absolutely, positively have to make every woman in the room anhero. Accept no substitutes.

    fucking spoilers. all of the spoilers.

    >be post-wall bitter drunk roastie
    >husband is sick of your shit because you are post-wall bitter drunk roastie
    >husband is scientist researching ageing
    >one day negress claiming to be 152yrs old former slave comes to barter magic nagger powder for airfare back to her tribe in Africa
    >husband sees chance to get rich and reclaim dicky for all time
    >husband makes up with you and pretends to like your old ass again to get you to Africa
    >get to tribe and have old negress tell you how worthless old women are and how awesome it is to be an old distinguished man
    >watch old negress kill a man and use his vital bodily fluids + nagger powder + grape drank to become sweet bunda ready for snu snu again
    >ENGAGE ROASTIE RAGE
    >kill husband
    >be young again
    >run off with african(white) guide who stole the nagger powder and other items for ritual
    >immediately spread your legs for the guide
    >ju ju wears off
    >kill guide and get hot again
    >go home pretend to be your niece
    >immediately try to fuck your engaged lawyer after he and his fiancee bring you from the airport
    >get old before you can milk his prostate with your big toe and kick him out
    >his fiancee is already sick as fuck of your shit
    >kill some other guy you didn't try to fuck and get young again
    >invite lawyer over for coitus resumptus
    >fiancee finds out and beats him over to your place
    >pulls a gun on you to make you leave town
    >kill fiancee, drain her vital bodily fluids for later and stuff her in a closet
    >try to fuck lawyer with his dead fiancee in the closet
    >cops show up because your dumb roastie ass left your calling card at the murder of the guy you didn't try to fuck
    >get old while they are all there
    >lose your shit and run to your room to suck the fiancee's juice
    >it doesn't work
    >anhero out window looking like a mummy
    >credits

    wew lads.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck are you talking about, take your meds schizo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't the first time I've seen an anon lay out the premise of this movie (maybe it was you then too?)
      I actually found some clips or maybe the whole thing on Youtube or Bitchute or something.
      Is MST3k do a show on it? Maybe it was that.
      It was pretty wild.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can women accept going from the left to the right? Looking at old pictures of themselves, and this isn't even the worst I've seen by a long shot.
    I put on a few pounds during restrictions and my clothing started not fitting. I felt absolutely disgusting and dropped the weight immediately.
    But why exercise some restraint or participate in a little extra physical activity each day when you can just buy (or have a man buy) another wardrobe, I guess.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women, ESPECIALLY hot women, are INSANELY lazy
    ungodly levels of lazy

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that’s Lana Del Taco

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god, shut the fuck up mexishitskin

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White genetics are bad. But messycan genetics are fucking worse. If she were a spic, she'd be twice the size, extra greasy, at half the age.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    389848360

    >t. roastie toastie

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sings about having a sugar daddy
    >sings about having abusive relationship with old men and she enjoying it
    >sings with a naggers
    >hits the wall, doesnt create popular music anymore, hates trump without any reason(at least have a reason), gets fat
    if you ask me she got

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she got what she deserved**

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genetics

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Normal ageing process. She an incredible artist. Don't be a dick.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's the pill, it is known.
    they take it and they go into "giant beer keg" mode

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she got thickens during Covid lockdown, somewhere there’s a black yoga pants picture where she’s in between and uhgghgghgg.

    also she called Kanye a black narcissist, and also she used to be degenerate but got redpilled now she sings more wholesome shit.

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