Keep it up boys

World literally accelerating 🙂

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait till we hit hyperbolic time chamber levels of gravity.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    world should have gotten v̷̘̼͈̭̱̰̖̺͚̠̱̼̤͈͓̔̈̃̒͋ͮ̽ͧ̑̿̉ͦ̀̕ͅå̧̜͍͈̻͖̭̫̭̩̰̘̤̩̪͓̻̍̉ͦ̈́̏ͪ̏̈́ͤ̍̐̽ͪ́́̏́͢c̝̭͉̻͉̩̬͓̯͍̯̺̖̪̦̞̓̓͆̈́ͤ̊ͫ́̇̄ċ̷̵̸̯͙͔̤͓̄͆ͦ̏̈́̂̉̋̏̎͒̿̀i̞̞̩̞̬̼͒̋̈́͂̆̉̕͢͠n̯̯̫͔̤̟͉͎͔͖̝͚͒ͫ̊ͧ͒̋͌͒̾̋́͛ͣ̑͆̕ą̸̵̙̘̯̖͍͈̪̰̥͉͕̘̳̙̯̦̹͋͒ͧͩ̌̿ͪ͑ͤͩ͆̌̑̿̽͠t̶̶̮͓̝͚̦͓̺͉̪̹̩̋ͮ͒ͬ̇̎ͮ̂ę̛͓͚͇̫̼̆̃̓͛̓̉̽̆͂̔͗̄͟ḑ̨̰͈̠̩̮̮ͦ̈̑͆̃̿̔̒ͩͫ̎͂͢

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how much is two more weeks now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two more weeks and you’ll know

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      13 days 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds and 39 milliseconds

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soon going outside will be like standing under a strobe in the disco.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Revelation 8:12
    https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-62391069.amp
    >Revelation 8:11

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's climate change everybody turn off your aircon and eat zee bugs

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's within error bounds

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE SKY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE AT A FASTER RATE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ha

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty funi nigga

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Earth completes a rotation in less than 24 hours anyways. What is a sidereal day?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1/1000th of a second.
    Surely not within the margin of error for calculating such things.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So many people are dying from covid the earth is literally lighter. Get your shots.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SCIENTISTS KNOW EXACTLY WHY!!! IS IS DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!

    See the glaciers melt, and the mass of earth, gets redistributed. it's like pulling in your arms when you're spinning in a computer chair. you speed up because the same energy is more concentrated, and encountering less resistance.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds pretty far fetched. I think everyone can agree the israelites are entirely at fault on this one, as usual.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice idea but it's the wrong way round, glaciers melting would move mass away from the pole decreasing rotational speed.
      The explanation for why it's spinning faster will need to account on top of being faster, why it's ahead of the slowing that melting glaciers would cause.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's my fault bros, Mexican food makes me very gassy.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quick
    on the count of 3, everyone except aus bros and poos flush your toilet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poos don't have any toilets to flush though?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know when you twist the swing up and then spin as it untwists, and even you pull your arms and legs in closely you spin faster? It’s like that.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It begins

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matthew 24:22. That's my meme answer.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This has been happening for a few years. In case you are curious, weakening earths magnetic field means more of suns magnetic potential reaches the core of our planet which in turn slightly increases rotation speed. This in itself is not worry. What you should worry about is that this is the lead up to the magnetic pole reversal which will eliminate electricity permanently and cause a worldwide tsunami

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds based tbh and isn’t this already happening?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be a temporary ice age instead.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and cause a worldwide tsunami
      It's worse than that. Literally the entire crust of the planet will flip. It's not the poles that switch, it's the planet.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starlink bros?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FASTER

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time for time warp again...put your hands to hips....

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lets play spin the planet, princess!

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shid maybe christcuck were right we will all "ascend to heaven". Kek!

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's because of fags and israelites.
    duh

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a Chinese doomday plot.
    They all jumped off a chair at the same time.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a primordial black hole just flew over my house!

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scientists have discovered an out of calibration instrument which accounts for the apparent acceleration reported last week
    >LeShawnda Bequeeficus Jones, one of the first LGBTQIA+ members of the team assigned to measure the Earth's rotation, commented on the error:
    >"Too long has the racist practice of calibration by radioactive isotopes been conducted, my brave attempts at deconstructing this practice by instead measuring off my dilator cycles unfortunately had a rounding error. If it weren't for the constant bigotry at the workplace by my "superior", it would have worked.
    >A spokeperson for the group released this announcement early this morning: "LeShawnda's mentor and member of the team for 30 years, a cis white male named Robert Newton, has been put on administrative leave while processes within the organization are evaluted"

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Second cour of Jojo part 6 is coming.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew this, the last ren years went so fucking fast

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    meme magic is real

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who gives a fuck about some globe.

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