Oh come on anon you’re making me blush hehe
For real tho I’m not that attractive, don’t even have a gf and also I use LULZ because I like the anonymity and lack of censorship
Anonymous says:
You could easily get a gf you manwhore
Anonymous says:
Not if he’s 1,70m. And the the thumbs up pose makes me think he might also be a bit awkward…
Anonymous says:
why do you feel the need to project your manletism on him? this looks like cope to me.
Anonymous says:
I will date you anon/
Anonymous says:
You’re probably a man tho ://
Cant cut my hair, i literally get projects cuz of it
Thanks and i don’t know, maybe
Anonymous says:
No, I’m not, no I’m not a tranny ether. Tell me about yourself.
Anonymous says:
Well I like to go the gym, listen to opera music and techno. I like cats and my current favourite TV show is Borgen (danish series). I run my own business and like to dress well. I enjoy learning languages, I speak fluent polish, english a little italian and some norwegian.
That’s about as much as I can say without completely doxxing myself here lol
Anonymous says:
You sound normal, I really wouldn’t mind giving it a shot
Anonymous says:
That’s really nice to hear but I already tried long distance relationships (some girl from Canada texted me on instagram, relatively good looking, intelligent, kind of rich I suspect even).
It lasted 2 weeks lol
Anonymous says:
>kind of rich I suspect even
Now you sound like a gigolo lol.
Anonymous says:
Kek, that’s not important for me but I found it interesting so I mentioned it
Anonymous says:
-_- ok, ok. Anyway good like with irl dating.
Anonymous says:
Thank you
Anonymous says:
wya anon
Anonymous says:
I’m from Poland, someone already guessed it from the pic in this thread
Anonymous says:
*My bad it was in a different thread actually
Anonymous says:
damn you look really hot btu i bet you have attachment issues
Anonymous says:
why are you attractive
LULZ is normie central now its 2022, not 2005. there are millions of people that use it, its just as famous as reddit
Oh come on anon you’re making me blush hehe
For real tho I’m not that attractive, don’t even have a gf and also I use LULZ because I like the anonymity and lack of censorship
when i think of the kind of person who uses LULZ, i think of a sweaty, greasy, fat /pol/ user ig
I post here and on pol, I am also handsome and athletic. There are many people around like that, the only reason why you don’t see them posted as much (myself included) because mad betas get jealous and go on the attack.
The stereotype probably applies more to you lol.
Anonymous says:
im 6’3, skinny with a full head of hair, and have a stable job and dating life. i think im fine bro.
Anonymous says:
not that guy but its weird that you describe yourself like that but post on a site you think only ‘fat losers’ post on lol. bizarre
Anonymous says:
Plenty of people who have been using it for a long time are handsome, but that probably applies more so to the ones who started coming here young.
true. ive been coming here since i was ugly and 13 and now im a solid 8-9 and 21. although you’ll just have to take my word for it.
Anonymous says:
>its just as famous as reddit
reddit is currently at #9 most popular with over 165 million monthly users. LULZ is just shy of top 350. it’s commonly known among losers who spend their lives on the internet, but not nearly as famous as you think it is.
Plenty of people who have been using it for a long time are handsome, but that probably applies more so to the ones who started coming here young.
>probably applies more so to the ones who started coming here young.
Yeah I was a forum kiddie as young as 7 years old. I was a khhv pubescent teen when I started coming here in 2011 but things started looking up once I turned 20.
why do you look like this but use LULZ
LULZ is still one of the least pozzed forums on the web. You don’t just leave this place because you got fit, got a good job, or got a girlfriend.
>I do take /fit/ posters more seriously
/fit/ is full of stupid DYEL trannies who give shitty advice, derail threads and spam demoralization posts all the time
"Nooooo don’t take the photo yet! I need to do 50 pushups first and get my pump on. Okay now that I’m flexing, take the photo from far away to make it look surprise and candid!"
Not him, but why do people get triggered by muscles? He looks good, I’m proud of him, he’s put in the work, good for him. Is it cringe that he’s posted this picture several times over the last week? Yes. Regardless, heck off.
idk what you are talking about i cant find it anywhere
Lol cope, its a pic of me and my buddy by the pool at the hotel, just cropped.
No pump btw, why does it make you seethe so much fatso?
[…]
This is literally the only time I posted this picture on here. Would you mind linking me to the other places it’s posted? Someone might be larping as me again
lol when reverse image searching it chris hemsworth came up as a visually similar image. you made it breh.
Lol cope, its a pic of me and my buddy by the pool at the hotel, just cropped.
No pump btw, why does it make you seethe so much fatso?
Not him, but why do people get triggered by muscles? He looks good, I’m proud of him, he’s put in the work, good for him. Is it cringe that he’s posted this picture several times over the last week? Yes. Regardless, heck off.
This is literally the only time I posted this picture on here. Would you mind linking me to the other places it’s posted? Someone might be larping as me again
> take the photo from far away to make it look surprise and candid!"
Oh and I’m literally giving a thumbs up idiot, take your meds (for schizophrenia AND diabetes )
Trying to avoid my upper body besides back, core and shoulders. Still trying to hit 58kg (at 60kg rn) because i’m a triathlete and also thinking about am cycling around my area which is hilly as heck
Different anon, but I think you could pull off braids, man. Can you at least trim the edges? Looks like they need some evening out.
Hair looks like shit here cuz i took off my swim cap and went for a quick shower w/o fixing my hair and yes, i’m due for a trim. Last time i cut my hair was back in 2017 nov or 2018? I used to shave my head clean then just decided to grow it out
maybe it’s the photos but the pink on the top doesn’t match the pink on the bottoms/pink on the bottoms is not enough for the top and bottoms to match.
mismatched tops/bottoms are out of season as well and the little two crossed laces on the front of the top are also showing that this bikini top has been in her closet for a long time.
should have gotten same colored bottoms. top construction looks find but sits a bit low making her boobs look like they sit lower.
an updated version might be something like this:
https://www.saksfifthavenue.com/product/l-space-sensual-solids-camellia-bikini-top-0400011790832.html
with the pink matching bottoms.
your girlfriend is also very pale, with very dark hair, which makes it seem like something in more neutral/dark tones might look better for her skin color. dark green, mid browns and black are in right now and would look good on her i think.
>making her boobs look like they sit lower.
i think thats how her boobs are.
Do you think I should order your suggestion for her, even thought we are not dating yet?
I don’t like brown and black on women, they always look boring.
Anonymous says:
if you’re not dating i would not go that far, she might see it as insulting. >i think thats how her boobs are.
there are bikini tops that give the illusion of fuller/more aesthetic breasts. i don’t really agree with her choice of underwire because it makes her boobs look low as i said.
ie: https://www.cupshe.com/products/blue-and-floral-lace-up-bikini?variant=32078466908250
https://www.venus.com/productlanding.aspx?BRANCH=24~86~&ProductDisplayID=93419 >I don’t like brown and black on women, they always look boring.
i disagree, the right plain colored swimsuit can make a woman look that much better and stand out from the women on the beach wearing overdesigned neon walmart swimsuits.
https://www.cocobay.co.uk/blog/what-are-the-best-bikini-colours-for-pale-skin
Anonymous says:
What if I give it to her through our common friend and pretend it’s not from me?
Nah, I still don’t like this muted colours.
Annoymous says:
she seem to have the potential but she looks like she never lifts a feater. Her arms just sulk like that all day while while she sits on a cough all day. She also seem to have mismatched mayo
Explain, so I guid her to /fashion/ once we start dating
>mismatched mayo
What does this even mean?
I agree on her body, I want to fix it as well, especially her legs.
>making her boobs look like they sit lower.
i think thats how her boobs are.
Do you think I should order your suggestion for her, even thought we are not dating yet?
I don’t like brown and black on women, they always look boring.
It’s up to you to make it "socially acceptable". It already is, but Americans forgot how to be men. See Tony D’Annunzio from Caddy Shack (1980).
You are /fit/, right?
I’ve been enjoying them for lap swimming, but will keep a pair of trunks for pool parties with the family.
w2c those swim trunks?
Every day I ask myself why am I so lazy. I gave up working out at the beginning of the year and I regretted it.
Today is the first day of the new you anon!
Here is me by the pool
Can’t go wrong with black trunks
why do you look like this but use LULZ
What do you mean?
why are you attractive
Oh come on anon you’re making me blush hehe
For real tho I’m not that attractive, don’t even have a gf and also I use LULZ because I like the anonymity and lack of censorship
You could easily get a gf you manwhore
Not if he’s 1,70m. And the the thumbs up pose makes me think he might also be a bit awkward…
why do you feel the need to project your manletism on him? this looks like cope to me.
I will date you anon/
You’re probably a man tho ://
Thanks and i don’t know, maybe
No, I’m not, no I’m not a tranny ether. Tell me about yourself.
Well I like to go the gym, listen to opera music and techno. I like cats and my current favourite TV show is Borgen (danish series). I run my own business and like to dress well. I enjoy learning languages, I speak fluent polish, english a little italian and some norwegian.
That’s about as much as I can say without completely doxxing myself here lol
You sound normal, I really wouldn’t mind giving it a shot
That’s really nice to hear but I already tried long distance relationships (some girl from Canada texted me on instagram, relatively good looking, intelligent, kind of rich I suspect even).
It lasted 2 weeks lol
>kind of rich I suspect even
Now you sound like a gigolo lol.
Kek, that’s not important for me but I found it interesting so I mentioned it
-_- ok, ok. Anyway good like with irl dating.
Thank you
wya anon
I’m from Poland, someone already guessed it from the pic in this thread
*My bad it was in a different thread actually
damn you look really hot btu i bet you have attachment issues
LULZ is normie central now its 2022, not 2005. there are millions of people that use it, its just as famous as reddit
when i think of the kind of person who uses LULZ, i think of a sweaty, greasy, fat /pol/ user ig
I post here and on pol, I am also handsome and athletic. There are many people around like that, the only reason why you don’t see them posted as much (myself included) because mad betas get jealous and go on the attack.
The stereotype probably applies more to you lol.
im 6’3, skinny with a full head of hair, and have a stable job and dating life. i think im fine bro.
not that guy but its weird that you describe yourself like that but post on a site you think only ‘fat losers’ post on lol. bizarre
Plenty of people who have been using it for a long time are handsome, but that probably applies more so to the ones who started coming here young.
true. ive been coming here since i was ugly and 13 and now im a solid 8-9 and 21. although you’ll just have to take my word for it.
>its just as famous as reddit
reddit is currently at #9 most popular with over 165 million monthly users. LULZ is just shy of top 350. it’s commonly known among losers who spend their lives on the internet, but not nearly as famous as you think it is.
This, so much this
>probably applies more so to the ones who started coming here young.
Yeah I was a forum kiddie as young as 7 years old. I was a khhv pubescent teen when I started coming here in 2011 but things started looking up once I turned 20.
LULZ is still one of the least pozzed forums on the web. You don’t just leave this place because you got fit, got a good job, or got a girlfriend.
Autism.
i picture everyone here as this guy tbh. you have to do this in order to take them seriously.
LOL i do the same, except i don’t take anything here seriously, I do take /fit/ posters more seriously
>I do take /fit/ posters more seriously
/fit/ is full of stupid DYEL trannies who give shitty advice, derail threads and spam demoralization posts all the time
He’s like 5’7"
I’m not, cope
Why is your torso so lonh
That’s the way God made me
You’re the Winchester shirt guy
Yup
Glute spread
Wae are you gay
Winchester anon?
Yup.
kek
I want to hold your balks bro
fag
dude you forgot to pinch your mayo your d is visible
"Nooooo don’t take the photo yet! I need to do 50 pushups first and get my pump on. Okay now that I’m flexing, take the photo from far away to make it look surprise and candid!"
Not him, but why do people get triggered by muscles? He looks good, I’m proud of him, he’s put in the work, good for him. Is it cringe that he’s posted this picture several times over the last week? Yes. Regardless, heck off.
idk what you are talking about i cant find it anywhere
lol when reverse image searching it chris hemsworth came up as a visually similar image. you made it breh.
Lol cope, its a pic of me and my buddy by the pool at the hotel, just cropped.
No pump btw, why does it make you seethe so much fatso?
This is literally the only time I posted this picture on here. Would you mind linking me to the other places it’s posted? Someone might be larping as me again
> take the photo from far away to make it look surprise and candid!"
Oh and I’m literally giving a thumbs up idiot, take your meds (for schizophrenia AND diabetes )
>Not having muscles and flexing in literally every single picture anybody takes of you on instinct
lmao
By god those are some ugly girls
yeah i dont know why he used these two as his thread picture
its photoshopped, its some asian girl some anon has been revenge posting on here for damn near a year or two now
>this stupid genuinely thinks one person is posting this thread over and over
Yikes
Absolutely BRUTAL mogging
nice sandy-ass, candy-ass
why don’t they make women like this anymore
Because she has an ugly ass
bro she’s underfed
Is that a guy? Uncanny ass.
what an ugly swimsuit
the pre edit isn’t much worse
Why is the average woman, even with makeup, uglier than the average man?
Because you are gay.
because men are objectively superior in every way
why are they kissing? might they be gay?
The people in op are men
girl on the left is very pretty
how much bleach in the water before i get in to make sure i don’t catch anything?
I recommend the classic mix 80% bleach, 20% water in the pool
foolside pashion
why do ugly women love social media
because theyre women
ITT op made thread to look at shirtless men
I’m almost certain these girls look better than you.
>dazzle camo to throw off the kraut subs
>Sting grooming Sia
why are they so lumpy frumpy ugly
can someone please post the original photo, I’m pretty sure that I know the girl on the right.
is this swimsuit /fashion/?
No, not really. The best looking women’s swimsuits are unironically the ones the pros use. Get some speedos.
i have a swimsuit like picrel but instead of red piping it’s white. is it /fashion/? i need to be wearing something conservative but not too much so.
It’s great. And I’m not a conservative or someone who thinks women should cover up either. It’s just very hot.
>I’ll be the one in the kitchen, m’lady!
yes
Why wear LZR Speedos when you can wear Arena Powerskins? Of course, it’s $400+ for a single suit that will last you at most two competitive meets.
I like it
One piece bathing suits are the best, hands down.
I want to have sex
not really but this young person looks very heckable
Yes. But it has to be a thong swimsuit. Also, I want sexo
Ahhhh the French cut from the 80s..I remember those..
Not poolside but kinda felt like sharing a pic of me getting a certificate after swimming 3.5km in the middle of the sea
Good legs, bad upoer body and haircut
Pls fix asap thx
Cant cut my hair, i literally get projects cuz of it
Different anon, but I think you could pull off braids, man. Can you at least trim the edges? Looks like they need some evening out.
Trying to avoid my upper body besides back, core and shoulders. Still trying to hit 58kg (at 60kg rn) because i’m a triathlete and also thinking about am cycling around my area which is hilly as heck
Hair looks like shit here cuz i took off my swim cap and went for a quick shower w/o fixing my hair and yes, i’m due for a trim. Last time i cut my hair was back in 2017 nov or 2018? I used to shave my head clean then just decided to grow it out
are you male or female?
you look chill af btw
Great job anon! Your hair looks great ignore gays saying cut it.
Rate my crush’s taste in swimwear
bad
Explain, so I guid her to /fashion/ once we start dating
maybe it’s the photos but the pink on the top doesn’t match the pink on the bottoms/pink on the bottoms is not enough for the top and bottoms to match.
mismatched tops/bottoms are out of season as well and the little two crossed laces on the front of the top are also showing that this bikini top has been in her closet for a long time.
should have gotten same colored bottoms. top construction looks find but sits a bit low making her boobs look like they sit lower.
an updated version might be something like this:
https://www.saksfifthavenue.com/product/l-space-sensual-solids-camellia-bikini-top-0400011790832.html
with the pink matching bottoms.
your girlfriend is also very pale, with very dark hair, which makes it seem like something in more neutral/dark tones might look better for her skin color. dark green, mid browns and black are in right now and would look good on her i think.
>making her boobs look like they sit lower.
i think thats how her boobs are.
Do you think I should order your suggestion for her, even thought we are not dating yet?
I don’t like brown and black on women, they always look boring.
if you’re not dating i would not go that far, she might see it as insulting.
>i think thats how her boobs are.
there are bikini tops that give the illusion of fuller/more aesthetic breasts. i don’t really agree with her choice of underwire because it makes her boobs look low as i said.
ie: https://www.cupshe.com/products/blue-and-floral-lace-up-bikini?variant=32078466908250
https://www.venus.com/productlanding.aspx?BRANCH=24~86~&ProductDisplayID=93419
>I don’t like brown and black on women, they always look boring.
i disagree, the right plain colored swimsuit can make a woman look that much better and stand out from the women on the beach wearing overdesigned neon walmart swimsuits.
https://www.cocobay.co.uk/blog/what-are-the-best-bikini-colours-for-pale-skin
What if I give it to her through our common friend and pretend it’s not from me?
Nah, I still don’t like this muted colours.
she seem to have the potential but she looks like she never lifts a feater. Her arms just sulk like that all day while while she sits on a cough all day. She also seem to have mismatched mayo
>mismatched mayo
What does this even mean?
I agree on her body, I want to fix it as well, especially her legs.
>anon has mismatched mayo
ngmi
bro?
the roastie probably posted herself pretending to be a guy so she can fish for compliments or something idk bruh
no it’s weird this guy took this woman’s pics from reddit 8 months ago and is posting them on LULZ? what a loser lmfao
some loser on here is trying to gaslight me into thinking everyone hates me here so get used to it it’s come on guys
but we do hate you
Sieg and Cecil put you up to this
stop you know better
Kys Indre
stop bullying her she’s nice
man i dont brows /fashion/ but once a year and i have your trip filtered.
is dead right. kys.
Can’t tell if you’re new or have a chromosome situation going on but you should keep it together a bit more
I said I’m not the stalker, you are.
bro???????
is kibbe like gibbe from icarle
heh
Roasties are living on easy mode. Granted, most guys lose interest in a roast after sex but nevertheless
hilariously and intriguingly repulsive
fugly b***hes
Fugly troon abominations yikes
For me it’s anything but swimsuits
B-based??
wetlook is based as heck
What’s your favorite?
Yes it’s a fetish.
No I will not elaborate
weirdly high amount of neck fat in comparison to the total fat on the lady on the left there
They’re so pretty!
Everyone wears speedos over here
based as heck, i’d wear a speedo if it was more socially acceptable
It’s up to you to make it "socially acceptable". It already is, but Americans forgot how to be men. See Tony D’Annunzio from Caddy Shack (1980).
You are /fit/, right?
I’ve been enjoying them for lap swimming, but will keep a pair of trunks for pool parties with the family.
Pretty hecking gay, but also pretty hecking based
poolside fashion is literally just being /fit/
he was a popular guy