Enjoy your turmoil fellas. I'm out and sitting pretty at the top. I expect a widespread run on the banks soon.
I succesfully withdrew all my money from the bank
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Stupid question. Why didn't you get cash?
>2014
c'mon retards stop doing this
in the event the check gets stolen, the cops don't believe he's not a dealer and seize it, etc.
the check can be cancelled and then the holder reimbursed. if it was all cash and seized, holder would have to prove it's legitimately his...could take years.
civil asset forfeiture is the devil.
If this is all, you're fucked anyway
He's also doxed as fuck, poor stupid nagger left tons of fucking shit on there anybody could find out who he is with
Also 2014
bank run is when all the grandmas takes out their 100k, not when you take out your minimum wage life savings.
that's all you have?
I have ~$100 in my bank, ~$100 in cash. It's all fucked anyway, come on collapse!
>$2380
are you a smoothbrain. there is a federal law already in place of up to 250k being guaranteed. all the crying about svb are from millionaires and billionaires that had tens and hundreds of millions deposited there that exceeded the threshold
it's not only not guaranteed, it is even less guaranteed than that after today
you really gonna expect the fed to back your ass after the collapse?
>yeah we’ll cover you bro you’ll get all your money back dude trust me
the only smoothbrain is you
>source: reddit
I envy you, I work two full time jobs and only have 5 grand saved up. Father has no feet, mom is blind and their burden falls on me
this is a troll. reported. the numbers on the bottom are the bank acfount # and routing #
Nice bait, retard.
>All my money
>Two thousand dollaridoos
Anon, please. Now I just feel sorry for you
If that’s all your money then it’s over for you.
is that the OP's routing and account number on the bottom of the check
b/c if so that is funny/sa
the check is dated 2014 anon
>all my life savings
>$2,380 dollars and 99 cents
you're supposed to get cash you tard. if commerce bank closes you're f'd. its not going to close though but learn for next time.
Comerica Bank is a bank set up for Social Security welfare recipients who don’t have a bank account and need Daddy govt to set one up for them. Welfare recipients usually have a green card in their wallet called a Direct Express card. OP is a welfare recipient.
>withdrew money
>has cashiers check
Kek. And I thought cash was worthless.. You win, anon.
i guess its better if your money do nothing rather than work for the bank .... ?
The joke is that if he posted this and it was still valid (and not from 2014), all the money would be stolen because the information to cash the check is all there.
You crashed that motherfucker!
That check is stale dated like 8 years. Chink shills could only imagine having 2k dollars.
>Comerica
>The one ZOG bank that if fails, all the gibs run dry
Knew it was smart to yolo on schwab, today was a nothingburger
Ugh. Imagine living in Detroit.
>date 2014
perfect anon you got your money out just in time before orange hitler takes us to ww3
but seriously we cant let blumpf get the nuclear codes
>is a 2000 dollarlet
>has it in check form
The absolute state of minimum wagies...