Why. Did it not damage the car?
I once ran over a junkys bicycle in an armoured cash carrying van, for fun. He wasn’t on it, he’d left it outside a shop.
He waved at me as he went in. I thought >imagine if people saw that prick waving at me like we are buddies
So I ran over his pride and joy stupid fucking drug dealing bikey. I didn’t stay to laugh at him but i can imagine he felt sad.
If you haven't been caught yet, I doubt anyone cares enough now to come after you.
Canadians think euthanasia is a valid solution for homelessness and I think they're onto something.
In 1997 i live in Ridge New York and some friends and I had a keg party in the woods. We danced. Were drunk as hell. I had some little girl slumped over a log and was licking her snatch. Were all Drunk as fuck...Some idiot named adam who got rejected threw a gallon of gas on the fire and it cause an enormous forest fire almost immediately that spread incredibly quick. Within hour it covered many miles and later caused an emergency shutdown of the nuclear reactor at brookhaven national lab
No shit I stabbed a Japanese guy from behind in Brooklyn back in summer of ‘98. My grandpa died at Pearl Harbor and I’ll never fucking forgive those yellow rats.
I was a young punk though and honestly I regret it. The fucker lived anyways, I seen him a few months later on the same block.
2019 I flicked a $2 coin to a homeless man begging in the street but intentionally overshot it. He turned, fumbling and tried to catch it just as a yellow sports car was zipping by. He bent over head first into the car's path and was isekaid.
Best $2 I've ever spent.
Happens to the best of us.
Who did he vote for
I was the homeless man hit, I forgive you.
Did he die?
and you are telling us this now...?
statute of limitations
Statue
Statute
what street?
Ahh. He was drinking, you were drinking. Chalk it up to boys will be boys. I’d call it a wash anon.
Homeless man hit with car? That's only like 5 points anon
Did he glow in the dark?
Sad.
F
You're one of the good ones.
>2006 was 17 years ago
Josef Dwag ate an Ice Cream cone at Disney during an unspecified time during an unspecified year. Let that one marinate.
Did you at least man up and finish the job honorably with your pistol?
>admit your crimes goyim
>this totally isn't a fed honeypot
Yeah no thanks, Rabbi.
Thank you.
Why. Did it not damage the car?
I once ran over a junkys bicycle in an armoured cash carrying van, for fun. He wasn’t on it, he’d left it outside a shop.
Prove it
confirmed.
I raped a girl in college around 2010.
hope you hit him hard enough
Apparently not:
What color was the car?
Last night you said 1994, homosexual.
>i hit a homeless man with my car in princeton new jersey in 2006
I can confirm. I was that homeless man.
He waved at me as he went in. I thought
>imagine if people saw that prick waving at me like we are buddies
So I ran over his pride and joy stupid fucking drug dealing bikey. I didn’t stay to laugh at him but i can imagine he felt sad.
First time?
If you haven't been caught yet, I doubt anyone cares enough now to come after you.
Canadians think euthanasia is a valid solution for homelessness and I think they're onto something.
that little mudslime midget is gone for good.
That's horrible but I also have a confession. on the night of January 23, 1998 I took a massive shit in a Wal-Mart bathroom and it would not flush.
>frogposting fed trying to get anons to admit to crimes
But did you finish the job?
Odd thread. Did the statue of limitations expire?
i commited consensual statutory rape twice in 2011 and im afraid i could get v& at any moment
i was raped in the summer of 92
You were asking for it
it was by bob saget wasn't it?
In 1997 i live in Ridge New York and some friends and I had a keg party in the woods. We danced. Were drunk as hell. I had some little girl slumped over a log and was licking her snatch. Were all Drunk as fuck...Some idiot named adam who got rejected threw a gallon of gas on the fire and it cause an enormous forest fire almost immediately that spread incredibly quick. Within hour it covered many miles and later caused an emergency shutdown of the nuclear reactor at brookhaven national lab
On 9/9/99 I hit a CIA nagger with my car.
He wasn’t homeless. That was my dad on his way back from getting some milk.
No shit I stabbed a Japanese guy from behind in Brooklyn back in summer of ‘98. My grandpa died at Pearl Harbor and I’ll never fucking forgive those yellow rats.
I was a young punk though and honestly I regret it. The fucker lived anyways, I seen him a few months later on the same block.
He definitely lived
2019 I flicked a $2 coin to a homeless man begging in the street but intentionally overshot it. He turned, fumbling and tried to catch it just as a yellow sports car was zipping by. He bent over head first into the car's path and was isekaid.
Best $2 I've ever spent.
one day that same homeless man will hit you with his car, just wait