i brought a girl home last night and she left because during foreplay i lifted up her skirt and started sniffing her ass. This isnt even that weird, people eat ass sometimes plus i was about to go to her pussy. Why did she leave?
i brought a girl home last night and she left because during foreplay i lifted up her skirt and started sniffing her ass.
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because you're a gross retard.
you did something that activated her neocortex and she bailed
that means it was always a bad idea but you hit enough limbic quick time events in a row that you were able to override her intelligent and calculating brain until you finally did fail a CHA check and the event ended
You can't pull butt play the first night you fuck a woman. She ain't a porn star, you fucking amateur.
why not? whats the big deal?
This can't be real.
Porn and the internet have scrambled your brain, kiddo. Time to detox.
????? i know girls that eat asses whats the big fucking deal???
Some of those that work forces are the same that sniff asses. Sniffing in the name of
>i know girls that eat asses
no you don't
that quiet girl in the back of class? Eats assholes of jocks that bully her
>Why did she leave?
Because she is dumb. Eating ass it totally fine. I like eating my girl's ass, she enjoys it too.
You forgot to say "May I?"
why would you sniff ass as first thing?
to get in the mood
>he fell for it
Retard. Butt sniffing is a greeting. The bitch got offended because not only did you not sniff her butt off the bat as a greeting, but you also did it INSTEAD OF FOREPLAY. It's basically like you got a girl home, she was ready to go, and then you pop up and say "HI MY NAME IS STEVE!"
A proper foreplay would be to lick her snout and then attempt to mount. Did you sniff her to see if she was in heat? (If it wasn't clear, I'm saying you're a dog, retard)
>what porn does to a mf
did she brap
By sniffing do you mean like a dog would sniff another dog? I mean how would she even know you were sniffing unless you were making really exaggerated sniffing sounds?
you feel the air rushing thru ur asshole
try it on ur hand u can feel it
did you happen to loudly exclaim PEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEWWWW
Learn to sniff quieter.
I use 69 position if I know they're comfortable because I love facesitting but I know the submissive tone of it is a turn-off for most women.
Gotta figure out what you can get away with in the moment.