How do people with shit like mohawks even have a job?

Are they just NEETS or did they get lucky and find a job that doesn’t fire them for it or something?

I ask because I want something like the picture but a bit shorter and without the coloring (I am naturally blonde). Actually, imaging cutting all the dyed part off this mohawk that’s exactly what I want length-wise

I don’t care how not /fashion/ a mohawk probably is if I can secure employment with a mohawk I’m getting one

30 thoughts on “How do people with shit like mohawks even have a job?

  1. Anonymous says:

    secure the employment, then get the mohawk. companies love to reject people for dumb shit but once you’re in it’s hard to get fired for anything if you’re semi-competent

    • Anonymous says:

      I unironically have no problem with that. I live in a low cost of living area and I was doing warehouse stuff in the military so it’s not too different to what I’ve been doing now

    • Anonymous says:

      I unironically have no problem with that. I live in a low cost of living area and I was doing warehouse stuff in the military so it’s not too different to what I’ve been doing now

      Warehouse work is based, mohawks are not. Why, pray tell, would you even want one in Anno Domini 2022? Might as well have a mullet lel

    • Anonymous says:

      blue-collar employers don’t really give a heck
      your blue-collar coworkers will shit on you for months and occasionally try to buy meth off you

  2. Anonymous says:

    If you don’t use hair products and just sweep it to the side a mohawk will basically look like pic related.

    • Anonymous says:

      I want a short one though, so I can have the mohawk without having to put too much hair product and stuff in. I wake up, it’s there. I have a mohawk

      https://i.imgur.com/N54AWvG.jpg

      Are they just NEETS or did they get lucky and find a job that doesn’t fire them for it or something?

      I ask because I want something like the picture but a bit shorter and without the coloring (I am naturally blonde). Actually, imaging cutting all the dyed part off this mohawk that’s exactly what I want length-wise

      I don’t care how not /fashion/ a mohawk probably is if I can secure employment with a mohawk I’m getting one

      Exactly like this picture I posted earlier but the red dyed part is cut off. That’s how tall I want it. So imagine if it was only the blonde parts, it’d look exactly like what I want,

      Can’t really hide that very well unless you wear a hat or something, but it’s not very flashy either so I guess it evens out.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I’ve had coworkers with mohawk haircuts; it looks totally out of place, but eventually you don’t even notice it

  4. Anonymous says:

    I think something like picrel looks nice maybe no color just natural idk although this one looks nice personally i dont think i could pull it off

    • Anonymous says:

      I want the top part to be a thinner strip than that, like this picture. Only the height of the mohawk is shorter

      If you’re getting a Mohawk and are worried about not being able to get a job; you’re a hecking poser or a pussy. Don’t do things style wise if you don’t have the confidence. Especially if it’s not your lifestyle; there’s careers where people don’t give a heck about you’re style choices as long as you do your hecking job or you’re the boss. The service industry is a known safe space for freedom of stylistic expression, so is any job in CS, union jobs, etc. only if you go out for corporate bullshit will you get looked at weird, and if your field is already that, then why the heck do you want a Mohawk.

      I’m getting medically kicked out of the military, and if they don’t consider me too hecked in the head to hold a job, I wanna go into something art related. Also there’s nothing wrong for not wanting to be poor just because you also want to express yourself

      What you’re describing is called oa "fauxhawk" OP and it’s the douchebag version of a mohawk, pairs well with some von dutch or puta madre t shirt.

      I don’t like fauxhawks, all the ones I see online have the backs shaved like the sides and I don’t want that

      • Anonymous says:

        >gettin kicked out of the military
        >wants to go into art
        >wants a mohawk
        heckin lel, is this a troll m9? Did they drop an ammo box on your head or something? Wtf makes you think you’ve got what it takes to make it in the art world? You’d be much better of learning to weld or some other trade first. Then you can make shitty scrap sculptures and still be able to feed and house yourself.

        • Anonymous says:

          I’m doing graphic design because it’s the only career in art that you don’t have to win the job search lottery to make any money from
          As far as learning another trade I’d be better off arguing with the VA that my mental illnesses make me unemployable. If I wasn’t stupid and mentally ill I wouldn’t have made this thread because I’d still have a job that already answers my question

          • Anonymous says:

            you’re not stupid
            don’t listen to the people who put you down to build themselves up
            you’re better than that

            if you want to work someplace where people wear mohawks then try food service industry nights, back of the house/kitchen

            most of those dudes and women have mohawks because it gets hot in the kitchens

            making a plate look tasty is an artistic skill like graphic design

            most good chefs are artists too

          • Anonymous says:

            I don’t know how to cook, like I don’t know even the fundamentals, but if it’s a sort of art I’m all for it

  5. Anonymous says:

    just apply for work at any liberal shithole they don’t care and it might even work in your favour because a stupid haircut like that will make you look woke

  6. I want a Mohawk but mom won’t let me get one says:

    If you’re getting a Mohawk and are worried about not being able to get a job; you’re a hecking poser or a pussy. Don’t do things style wise if you don’t have the confidence. Especially if it’s not your lifestyle; there’s careers where people don’t give a heck about you’re style choices as long as you do your hecking job or you’re the boss. The service industry is a known safe space for freedom of stylistic expression, so is any job in CS, union jobs, etc. only if you go out for corporate bullshit will you get looked at weird, and if your field is already that, then why the heck do you want a Mohawk.

  7. Anonymous says:

    What you’re describing is called oa "fauxhawk" OP and it’s the douchebag version of a mohawk, pairs well with some von dutch or puta madre t shirt.

  8. Anonymous says:

    You think they’re working high level positions? No, they end up dishwashers, cashiers, and shelf stockers.

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