Alberta 51st state?

Pros and cons /misc/.

The only con I see is that a flag with 51 stars isn't symmetry.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop excluding Quebec

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      well just shove Mexicans there, then the french and spanish speakers can fight it out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stop excluding Quebec

      All money flows to Quebec...

      Stop pretending Canada is a democracy when they still operate as a dictatorship due to the dissolution of the French crown.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Everything horrible in canada is the fault of french prime Ministers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a fucking retarded child then. Jean Cretien was literally the best PM Canada ever had for its economy, and he was a badass on top of it all.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          he was a fucking corrupt scumbag like all the rest of them, stop sucking up to these scumbags anon

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes they're all corrupt. Doesn't change the fact that Cretien was still the best for our economy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        All french PM were traitors. Trudeau is just the last of a long line seriously Harper was more honest with province and respected our culture more than all the French traitors.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We should take over Canada. Day of the rake

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Day of the rake

      Indeed. GDP for the taking.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    take the red area too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just a strip of desert filled with Mexicans. What would be the point? Are you an OCD autist that think it would look cool to match with Florida?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Baja is maximum comfy and rightful American clay.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you an OCD autist that think it would look cool to match with Florida?
        yes i am

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great fishing off Baja.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was always curious what happens here but also too lazy to look it up. If Mexico wasn't a fucking shithole I would go on a lot of vacations there, I can imagine riding a car all along the coastline here.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We reshape the stars, duh. Make them a circle.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just trade for Alaska. We get out of that lower 48 shit show and you don't have to change the flag.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just trade for Alaska.

      So Alaska goes to putin and we get Alberta?

      I like the idea; fuck what Justin treadau thinks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So Alaska goes to putin
        No, we just shut off all routes here and go dark.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          and invite Yukon to join because they're alright

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    51st state?Tought there was 52 states already.

  7. 2 months ago
    The Heckin Antichrist

    America's days are done. Alberta should have left Canada 20 years ago.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marion? What kind of name is that?

      • 2 months ago
        The Heckin Antichrist

        It's this guy's name

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behold, the 51 star flag of my own design!
    But no, Greenland is going to be 51.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like it.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.unz.com/akarlin/the-case-for-annexing-canada/
    >The Case for Annexing Canada
    >The moral case:

    >They're anti-American and constantly inventing dubious reasons as to why Canada is allegedly better than America, most of which relate to being even more pozzed than we are.
    >Prior to Lester Pearson (inventor of the current Canadian flag) and especially Pierre Trudeau (yes, Justin's father, and founding father of Canadian multiculturalism) Canada had more of a British identity comparable to what still exists in Australia and New Zealand. Many of Canada's early Anglo settlers in fact were Americans who supported the King and got deported as a result.
    >So Canada for instance had a tradition of "Northern" literature and film to compare with our "Westerns" which made the point that on the Canadian frontier, even in the Klondike country, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police was in control and keeping the Queen's peace-unlike America's lawless Wild West. Canadians stressed, "Peace, Order, and Good Government" as opposed to America's "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness".
    >Canada got dominion status in 1867, and that plus their enormous sacrifices in World War One became the basis of their own patriotism. Canadian troops were, along with Australians, considered the elite shock troops of the British Empire on the Western Front. Canada's losses in WWI were in population terms about half of what Russia's were as an example.
    >Now that's all gone. The link to Britain was severed when Britain joined the Common Market, and the British identity buried by Trudeau's multiculturalism. All that's left is anti-Americanism and being pozzed SJW homosexuals. Canadians will seriously assert with a straight face that they love their country because of_healthcare.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The practical benefits:
      >The benefits are legion. Annexation of English Canada (Quebec should be an independent protectorate) include:

      > Immediate addition of 20-million English-speaking whites to America
      > USA becomes world's largest country by land area (suck it Russia!)
      > US oil production immediately increases by one-third
      > Major increases in cereals, timber, steel, aluminum, electricity, etc. production
      > US EEZ increases by 50% and overtakes France to become #1
      > Major increase in Artic shoreline, and can turn the Northwest Passage into territorial waters (something Canada currently claims but America currently rejects)
      > American exposure to Canadian medicine might de-pathologize the incredibly stupid healthcare debate in America
      > Sets in motion the possibility of other Anglo settler countries joining America (Britain I assume is a bridge too far with its monarchism and presence in Europe)
      > Most importantly, I will no longer have to fill out NAFTA certificates or explain to Canadians that no, they do not in fact require CSA approval

      >There are also major benefits for Canadians such as:

      > Canadian per capita GDP would rapidly converge with America's
      > Talented Canadians would finally be able to escape the Canadian jail and join the big leagues instead of pretending like Bay Street is a big deal
      > "Hate speech" laws immediately eliminated
      > Target will return to Canada, and Canadians finally get Jet.com
      > Cheaper postage
      > No longer need to use stupid looking Canadian money
      > Lower-cost investing options
      > Cheaper goods in general
      > The endless softwood lumber trade dispute finally ends
      > Canadians gain the right to pack some serious firepower
      > Americans know how to put the "First Nations" in their rightful place
      > The new olympic hockey team will be more competitive, and in general the national team will be more competitive at the winter olympics

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >US oil production immediately increases by one-third
        The only reason needed.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fuck off mutt, the kingdom of canada will never join your amerimutt golem republic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What if it leaves the commonwealth? I heard the Aussies are thinking of becoming a r*public when Charles becomes king.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As many problems as America has, Canada has too. I think overall, we would be better being a continental homeland, North America is the white man's promised land.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entire armies of the commonwealth would swarm israelitemerica before you israelite even set foot

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stay on your side of the border naggerkike

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peter Zeihan has talked about Alberta and the prospect of statehood for years. Thomas Barnett too. If you consider it from the historical perspective. Hawaii became a state in '59. Americans born after '59 would be the first generation to be born, live, and die without adding stars to the flag.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans born after '59 would be the first generation to be born, live, and die without adding stars to the flag.

      Nor do they want to, they seem to want this country to fall into disrepair.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck no. I'd rather stay a part of Canada if those were the options.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No USA, no 51st state. Diagolon is destiny.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We give 'em Puerto Rico, we get Alberta.
    Fair trade.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nuking canada would be a better option.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m for it, and it seems like a real possibility

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a flag with 51 stars isn't symmetry
    just merge the dakotas, carolinas, or virginias

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alberta can join as long as D.C. and Puerto Rico can too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Newfoundland can join, too.

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