If you’re employed (or a student), then there is no reason why you shouldn’t carry a messenger bag. A messenger bag will look a lot more mature than a backpack. But if you’re just casually roaming in the city, then don’t walk around with a bag like a woman.
Damn you’d have to be turbo insecure to care about the bag that you’re wearing to go from your car to a classroom/office. Bags don’t add or take away from maturity
my poopin kit in case I have an emergency and have to use a public restroom. >nitrile gloves so I don’t get my hands dirty >disinfecting wipes so I can clean the seat >seat covers >camping toilet paper >wipies >small trash bag >hand sanitizer >small bar of soap >hand towel
I am prepared for anything. I decided to make this because I had to use a portapotty once and thought "never again"
Not sure if this is just a joke, but it’s a good reason. Some public bathrooms are absolutely hecked up and you genuinely end up feeling like you need to decontaminate yourself after using one.
i was at a rave music festival in the 2010s where a mountain of shit, tp, and used tampons grew so large it crested out of the bowl like a mountain. on the third night of the festival i had to take a shit and realized the porta potty was occupied by two college age roasties high on drugs laying face first in the mountain of shit with a line of guys waiting to heck them. i pooped out in the desert instead and found god after that experience.
Given the only other options are >backpack which looks childish >briefcase which makes you look like an old man >tiny bag/purse that makes you look like a drug dealer >no bag at all which means you can’t carry anything
What else are you supposed to use if not a messenger bag?
It’s a purse.
in the ’00s backpacks were "for kids" and adults had messenger bags
things took a swing back in the 2010s
but I think messenger bags are getting some ironic retro cachet now
Do you even need one to begin with? WTF do you even lug around as a grown man to warrant carrying a bag?
laptop
t. employed
If you’re employed (or a student), then there is no reason why you shouldn’t carry a messenger bag. A messenger bag will look a lot more mature than a backpack. But if you’re just casually roaming in the city, then don’t walk around with a bag like a woman.
Damn you’d have to be turbo insecure to care about the bag that you’re wearing to go from your car to a classroom/office. Bags don’t add or take away from maturity
books, notebook, my phone, bible
Carry your phone in your pant’s pocket, you gay.
nah i dont want it on me 24/7
it being in my bag makes it just that extra hurdle to make it so that i dont pull it out at the nearest convenience
t. brainfried, literally
t. moron
t. neet who lives in and never leaves mom’s basement
>He doesn’t larp as a bank robber
Pleb
my poopin kit in case I have an emergency and have to use a public restroom.
>nitrile gloves so I don’t get my hands dirty
>disinfecting wipes so I can clean the seat
>seat covers
>camping toilet paper
>wipies
>small trash bag
>hand sanitizer
>small bar of soap
>hand towel
I am prepared for anything. I decided to make this because I had to use a portapotty once and thought "never again"
Not sure if this is just a joke, but it’s a good reason. Some public bathrooms are absolutely hecked up and you genuinely end up feeling like you need to decontaminate yourself after using one.
i was at a rave music festival in the 2010s where a mountain of shit, tp, and used tampons grew so large it crested out of the bowl like a mountain. on the third night of the festival i had to take a shit and realized the porta potty was occupied by two college age roasties high on drugs laying face first in the mountain of shit with a line of guys waiting to heck them. i pooped out in the desert instead and found god after that experience.
I hate women so much bros
Messenger bags are for workers, backpacks are for gooners.
Given the only other options are
>backpack which looks childish
>briefcase which makes you look like an old man
>tiny bag/purse that makes you look like a drug dealer
>no bag at all which means you can’t carry anything
What else are you supposed to use if not a messenger bag?
you are an old man
stop living in denial
Don’t carry heavy shit in a messenger bag. Gave myself a slight scoliosis doing that. The most convenient daily driver bag though.
Josep Wuhan Revitt?
Any reccs on some messenger bags? Timbuk2 costs a hecking fortune in my country, so that’s not an option.
vintage filson