32 thoughts on “Rate my fit real quick. Got a date in an hour

  1. Anonymous says:

    the colors are good. what pants I can see look good. I’m biased against bags. I’m trying to decide if the shirt is too tight. I might have to punt on that one

  2. Anonymous says:

    pretty good tbh
    just take that stupid hecking bag off
    there’s literally nothing you need to put in that bag that you need on a date.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Lose the man purse, gay. What the heck do you even need it for? Your hand lotion and sanitary pads?

  4. Anonymous says:

    >remove bag (into the trash)
    >get contact lases
    >put on a watch
    >increase muscle by 10-20%
    >smile
    done

    • Anonymous says:

      not bad but you would look better with lower bf%

      never smile, it’s been scientifically proven that smiling makes men look less sexually attractive.

      • Anonymous says:

        >never smile, it’s been scientifically proven that smiling makes men look less sexually attractive.
        just looked it up, i’ll never fake smile again

      • Anonymous says:

        >“Results show that women prefer decreased feminization (or an increased masculinization) in happy male faces,” Carrito told PsyPost. “Such findings, may offer valuable insights into the intricate psychology of attraction. Women might feel more attracted to masculinity in men when they are smiling, possibly because the expression of happiness mitigates the negative associations linked with masculinity, such as perceived hostility.”
        When you have gigachad masculine face, you are actually perceived better if smiling.
        When you have twink feminine face, you want to look swaggering or brooding.
        Looks like women prefer balanced faces.

      • Anonymous says:

        >never smile, it’s been scientifically proven that smiling makes men look less sexually attractive.
        Autist reasoning. Men are supposed to smile by doing the sardonic smirk. The trick is to smile with your eyes and never show teeth.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Would look better without the chav/drug dealer bag, wear a blazer of some kind instead to keep your stuff in, generally only feral children wear those bags.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I would take off the bag, it hecks up your shirt. Maybe I’d also add a watch/bracelet. Overall it’s very good, have fun at your date

  7. Anonymous says:

    Got I can’t even imagine pretending to be interested in whatever boring shit you probably have to say.. Use Pintrest or something atleast. With your gaybag

  8. Anonymous says:

    pretty basic fit, not gonna turn any heads but at least you dressed up for the date. Minus points for the onions pack, you didn’t post shoes but im assuming like most guy you hecked that part up so minus another point.
    7/10 your personality and conversation skills are going to have to pull the weight.

  9. Anonymous says:

    your outfit blends into the environment wherever you go, probably the most boring look i’ve ever seen in my entire life. almost fell asleep writing this, that’s how lame it is. uneventful snore/10

  10. Anonymous says:

    You’re not getting the second date. For next time
    >lift
    >lose the incel glasses
    >wear a plain or striped OCBD from a reputable maker (Drake’s, J. Press, Kamakura if you’re a manlet)
    >tuck in the shirt, roll the sleeves but never go above your elbows (makes you look like a stupid gay)
    >shave
    >don’t wear british khaki (you’re obviously clueless), wear cream colored chinos
    >wear the best watch you can afford
    >lose the gay pack (you’re not fashionable and you can’t pull it off)
    >lie about what you do as you look like an unheckable CSfag

      • Anonymous says:

        of course if you plan to wear a cardigan or a sweater over them then tuck away. I can’t think of any other situation where a button up looks better tucked in

  11. Anonymous says:

    You need to get rid of the incel glasses. Men are evaluated by their genetic quality, and announcing that you have shitty eyesight isn’t doing you any favours.

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