heckable little gay imagine mating pressing this little b***h and jerking her little clitty as you finally squirt your hot man juice inside of a failed man pure masculinity
I have come to suspect that uncanny valley actually completely congruent as to be identical with the gaydar, which has been vindicated by machine learning. Now, in hindsight it’s obvious! They look ‘warped’ on the outside so of course they are equally warped inside. It is because gay men look gay, aka, uncanny, that they must turn to uncanny modes of sexual identitifcation to relate to other men!
I have the same question. I’m gay but don’t wanna look like a gay, but I like how twink fashion looks and wanna do it for myself without standing out too much or looking like a freak
[…]
I have the same question. I’m gay but don’t wanna look like a gay, but I like how twink fashion looks and wanna do it for myself without standing out too much or looking like a freak
I dunno, man. We were locked down in Chino together. He showed me his papers and I know he’s good. It’s very rare to see any white or white-adjacent man with his paperwork in order, so I’m not going to question his purity.
Anonymous says:
the mixing occurred 1000 years ago bro you won’t find any papers going back that much
Anonymous says:
Not the kind of papers I’m talking about, buster
Anonymous says:
bust DEEZ NUTS niqquh
Anonymous says:
iberians are half-nafri quarter-subsaharan mutts
post hands
No I haven’t tried dressing like an AGP tranny who’s been on HRT for 2 months if you mean picrel
dude it’s just a normal shirt, 501 levis, a bunch of manly toolbelt shit
how is it AGP lmao
you are absolutely insane dude kek, mindless rage and untethered seethe
dont forget hes 32 years old too
I am flattered you kept up with my birthday twinkbro
Answer honestly, do you genuinely think you’ll look better than him in your early-30s? Without face and ass, I’m willing to be bet he looks way better than you currently as well.
goblino cope
Anonymous says:
listen bud, you keep coping, so I’m afraid I’m gonna have to ask you to post your hands and your nipples. Sorry
that’s borderline skinnyfat
t. anatard with no ass
Anonymous says:
my body belongs to the gf i’ll never have not some stinky goblino m*le
Anonymous says:
>he can’t get a gf
lol, lmao
you must be an absolute b***h if females are allergic and repulsed by your b***h made twink fembrained incel ass
c’mon bro, you and me, let’s settle things in the ring. I’ll wear some 50 oz gloves and go easy on you, I’ll let you wear my 8 oz gloves. I wanna train you :^^^)
Anonymous says:
No I haven’t tried dressing like an AGP tranny who’s been on HRT for 2 months if you mean picrel
Answer honestly, do you genuinely think you’ll look better than him in your early-30s? Without face and ass, I’m willing to be bet he looks way better than you currently as well.
Anonymous says:
Call me maybe
Anonymous says:
https://i.imgur.com/XA96o3R.jpg
[…]
post hands
[…]
dude it’s just a normal shirt, 501 levis, a bunch of manly toolbelt shit
how is it AGP lmao
you are absolutely insane dude kek, mindless rage and untethered seethe
[…]
I am flattered you kept up with my birthday twinkbro
[…]
my hairline has never been in any danger
[…]
post face
Answer honestly, do you genuinely think you’ll look better than him in your early-30s? Without face and ass, I’m willing to be bet he looks way better than you currently as well.
listen bud, you keep coping, so I’m afraid I’m gonna have to ask you to post your hands and your nipples. Sorry
[…]
t. anatard with no ass
>he can’t get a gf
lol, lmao
you must be an absolute b***h if females are allergic and repulsed by your b***h made twink fembrained incel ass
c’mon bro, you and me, let’s settle things in the ring. I’ll wear some 50 oz gloves and go easy on you, I’ll let you wear my 8 oz gloves. I wanna train you :^^^)
>seething this much cuz your goblino oneitis got called a goblino
lol
Anonymous says:
I don’t care about being called a goblino, but I’m not gonna let some mystery meat gay twink call me one. Post hand, post address, post nipples. Come on bro, let’s do this. If you wanna call me a goblino you gotta prove that superiority. I can defend myself just fine, I’m calling you out bro. You’re a little b***h
Anonymous says:
don’t dilate too hard sister
Anonymous says:
I accept your concession
got any twink fashion you wanna share with the class? Or are you just gonna keep being a little b***h?
Anonymous says:
https://i.imgur.com/VJmWwNf.jpg
I accept your concession
got any twink fashion you wanna share with the class? Or are you just gonna keep being a little b***h?
>he has to run his own defense without any simps to rely on
lol what a miserable goblino
Anonymous says:
Post pics. I guarantee he’s cuter than you.
Anonymous says:
brownoid mutts are a priori not cute
no matter how estrogenized, they will forever be stuck in limbo like your favorite goblino, forever imitating, forever becoming and never being
deal with it goblino lover
Anonymous says:
>still no pic
You’re a massive pussy and I guarantee you look closer to a basedjak varient than the two underage boys in your video.
Anonymous says:
>underage
lol nope try again
https://www.youtube.com/c/TheWineholics
so desperate to compare yourself to my socrates-looking ass because you know you’re a goblino with no intrinsic beauty
Anonymous says:
>so desperate to compare yourself to my socrates-looking ass
So you’re supposedly not a twink, are you just mad because he turned you down at some point because you’re a massive b***h?
Anonymous says:
nah like socrates i chase after true beauty not brownoid imitations
https://i.imgur.com/RTyG6H8.jpg
You look kinda like a swarthy Richard Hanania in the right pic
dios mio what kind of mutt is this now
Anonymous says:
>nah like socrates i chase after true beauty not brownoid imitations >that pic
What, at your local middle and high schools? Have you been caught yet?
Anonymous says:
they’re 25 (jakub) and 30 (vitalii) do you have another cope for me to demolish?
Anonymous says:
https://i.imgur.com/AI1ZNB0.jpg
nah like socrates i chase after true beauty not brownoid imitations
[…]
dios mio what kind of mutt is this now
https://i.imgur.com/ZUOp3Tq.jpg
unlike your agp ass i don’t need to want for myself the beauty i appreciate in others so i won’t be sullying the thread with my bearded visage
you should do the same but you know the only way you can come out on top being the goblino brownoid you are is to measure yourself against others, just like trannies you have to insist upon yourself because you lack the intrinsic beauty only normal white men can have
So hecking hot post more
Anonymous says:
that pic makes me horny
Anonymous says:
Prime twink fashion right here
Anonymous says:
I wasn’t aware I was defending myself from any threat
you have yet to fulfill any of the requests I have given you. I can’t take you seriously, in my eyes you’re some mystery meat thirdie seething at me because I am superior. Why should I, a 100% royal bloodline catalan prince, be ridiculed by some stranger that refuses to even properly introduce themselves to the audience. You are a buffoon wearing a mask, only worthy of ridicule. You’re probably one of those sexually confused mask wearing zoomer cucks. I’ll have my fun calling you out for the absolute b***h pussy you are, and you can have your fun being an unoriginal seething zoomer gay
but really dude, c’mon, at least post some fashion. Don’t turn this into anther thread where only the big nose med chad spams his pictures :^)
Anonymous says:
mad brownoid is mad lol
Anonymous says:
https://i.imgur.com/AI1ZNB0.jpg
nah like socrates i chase after true beauty not brownoid imitations
[…]
dios mio what kind of mutt is this now
dude come on, could you please post yourself? Or are you gonna be a sore little cunt about me invading all your gay ass little threads :^)
Anonymous says:
unlike your agp ass i don’t need to want for myself the beauty i appreciate in others so i won’t be sullying the thread with my bearded visage
you should do the same but you know the only way you can come out on top being the goblino brownoid you are is to measure yourself against others, just like trannies you have to insist upon yourself because you lack the intrinsic beauty only normal white men can have
Anonymous says:
whatever you say João, I hope your imaginary transition from failed twink into your so called chadhood goes well 🙂
Anonymous says:
>João
kek even paco del spico is subconsciously aware that his goblinoness is an insult
get out of my face and post actual white boys like
https://i.imgur.com/OSKzR0d.jpg
if you insist, though i wouldnt say im a twink as im still too fat
im […] so just for the record i never called him a goblino or mutt or whatever
Anonymous says:
I didn’t say it as an insult, ‘chad’. That’s just you projecting right there. Maybe you hate yourself for being brown, but I legit don’t care. Maybe you should stop seething and post some fashion. That is what the thread is about, right? Fashion, not your stupid coomer bullshit that you try to spam on every other board
Anonymous says:
you’re so mad lol after all as a brownoid goblino that’s your default state of being
as always the ultimate gotcha these brownoids can come up with is "b-but u’re brown 2!!!" pathetic
Anonymous says:
all you have to do is post hands, post face, and nipples
like c’mon my iberian brother, stop seething about me being an actual MED chad, and maybe put me in my place 😉
Anonymous says:
med more like ahmed lmao get out of my sight arab rapebaby
Anonymous says:
how do you style your hair
Anonymous says:
This guy pisses me off because he has cute face hair and butt but his fits are so hecking lame, its like hes trolling us
Anonymous says:
you haven’t seen anything if that’s cute for you
Anonymous says:
Imagine being a pedophile
Anonymous says:
they’re 25 (jakub) and 30 (vitalii) do you have another cope for me to demolish?
Anonymous says:
>he doesn’t wear oversized clothes, cargo pants, or literal vampire villain FOTM fits >durrr he must be trolling
I’m not trying to make a breakthrough in fashion or anything, from time to time I’ll post something I might find unique and out of the norm for myself, but I mostly just wear normal clothes. Like it or not, normal fits are fashion related. I’m not delusional about my fits, I know most are pretty normal and boring, I just like posting em. I don’t do it for any acknowledgement or approval, but you know what, I gotta admit that I do enjoy the endless seethe I seem to cause by just existing, but that’s not my goal in posting my fits. Even if I didn’t cause any seethe I’d still post them. It’s like a journal for me, and I enjoy having some day to day progress about myself etched in photography, for memory reasons, and archival reasons. I don’t use any social media tbh, occasionally posting on LULZ is about the closest thing I have to a social media presence. I figure I might as well post it somewhere. I’m not trying to be the next harry styles and I’m not trying to annoy anyone. I just want to post shit
yeah I might play up a character and challenge people to duels or tease the trolls a bit and play into things, but truth is I really couldn’t care less. It’s funny to me, but I really would prefer it if people would just not say anything at all, for their sake really. I don’t care about (You)s or attention
like, if I don’t like a fit, or don’t find anything positive or constructive worth commenting about it, I just move on to the next one. I’d prefer it if people would add something of substance instead of just jealous seething or going like ‘lol your fits suck’ without saying why or giving tips. Like come on. About the closest thing to okayish advice has just been people telling me to wear looser pants and that’s it. Riveting
Anonymous says:
that pic makes me horny
Anonymous says:
You look kinda like a swarthy Richard Hanania in the right pic
Anonymous says:
I don’t know what this sister-speak you keep doing is, but I assume it’s some sort of repressing tranny-speak from your home board, /tttt/. I’m simply just guessing due to the stupid fem bottom way you type. I’m sincerely sorry my entire existence makes you seethe with jealousy, but just know that all you gotta do is post your address and I can make you cease to exist, and you won’t have to suffer with knowing a chad twink like me exists :^)
[…]
this endless attempt to emasculate me is cute, but futile. I’m more of a man than any of you catty b***h boys, estrogen or no estrogen
>going "fite me irl" like a 12yo in order to assert masculinity >in a twink fashion thread on the fashion subforum of an anime imageboard
Never change /fashion/
Anonymous says:
so are you gonna fight me or are you just gonna keep making excuses like a little effeminate b***h
this is a fashion forum, and fitness is the number one most important thing about fashion, so come brother, prove you’re better than me, I wanna see how long you can last in the ring with me
Anonymous says:
Anonymous says:
yeah that’s what I thought, pussy b***h. You know I would absolutely destroy you
Anonymous says:
>yeah that’s what I thought, pussy b***h. You know I would absolutely destroy you
Anonymous says:
that’s a picture of you? Dumb coward, you aren’t even worth my time, you look underage and I could probably knock you out in one clean punch. Get out of my sight before I shit my pants in anger
Anonymous says:
>that’s a picture of you? Dumb coward, you aren’t even worth my time, you look underage and I could probably knock you out in one clean punch. Get out of my sight before I shit my pants in anger
Anonymous says:
I’m his simp and I only made one of those posts. Cope.
Anonymous says:
if you insist, though i wouldnt say im a twink as im still too fat
im
dont forget hes 32 years old too
so just for the record i never called him a goblino or mutt or whatever
Anonymous says:
You’re not fat you’re fine just the way you are bb
Anonymous says:
>i wouldnt say im a twink as im still too fat
Skeleton "twinks" are gross, anon. Skinny and soft, not bony.
perhaps i misspoke
i dont want to look like a holocaust survivor but i do want to see at least my third row of abs (as well as see the rest of them more defined) but its under a layer of fat at the moment as in pic rel
im doing ab exercises as well but i think theyre just buried
i just want to be thin enough to wear something like OPs pic
https://i.imgur.com/XA96o3R.jpg
[…]
post hands
[…]
dude it’s just a normal shirt, 501 levis, a bunch of manly toolbelt shit
how is it AGP lmao
you are absolutely insane dude kek, mindless rage and untethered seethe
[…]
I am flattered you kept up with my birthday twinkbro
[…]
my hairline has never been in any danger
[…]
post face
i forgot to mention but did i actually guess your age? i knew you were 30-something from a thread a while back
> that filename
Please post your discord I want to talk about music with you
no
my music taste is shit anyway
Anonymous says:
holy shit you’re so lickable please post more
Anonymous says:
>i wouldnt say im a twink as im still too fat
Skeleton "twinks" are gross, anon. Skinny and soft, not bony.
Anonymous says:
> that filename
Please post your discord I want to talk about music with you
Anonymous says:
https://i.imgur.com/SwPpTn9.jpg
[…]
perhaps i misspoke
i dont want to look like a holocaust survivor but i do want to see at least my third row of abs (as well as see the rest of them more defined) but its under a layer of fat at the moment as in pic rel
im doing ab exercises as well but i think theyre just buried
i just want to be thin enough to wear something like OPs pic
[…]
i forgot to mention but did i actually guess your age? i knew you were 30-something from a thread a while back
[…]
no
my music taste is shit anyway
Post more pics
Anonymous says:
https://i.imgur.com/XA96o3R.jpg
[…]
post hands
[…]
dude it’s just a normal shirt, 501 levis, a bunch of manly toolbelt shit
how is it AGP lmao
you are absolutely insane dude kek, mindless rage and untethered seethe
[…]
I am flattered you kept up with my birthday twinkbro
[…]
my hairline has never been in any danger
[…]
post face
https://i.imgur.com/VJmWwNf.jpg
I accept your concession
got any twink fashion you wanna share with the class? Or are you just gonna keep being a little b***h?
Assalamu alaikum akhi you look fine mashallah what tribe are you from?
Sorry phoneposting but if I want it flat like that I just use a bunch of coconut oil
Though in terms of usual routine to floof it up I just condition it every two days in the shower, with a sulfate free conditioner, while I still have c9nditioner on my hair I use a wide pick brush to detangle. I only shampoo about once a week. To dry my hair all I do is basically shake my head like a dog would and let it air dry. If i want my hair floofy I will use a small mixture of r9semary, peppermint, tea tree oil, and very littoe coconut oil. If I want it flatter I use a hair mask along with lots of coconut oil
holy mother of rent free
twinks arent trannies, but with how you look i wouldnt expect you to be capable of higher cognitive function to determine the difference
It’s funny how the guy on estrogen is more of a man than any of the so called "twinks" in the rest of the thread. It’s like the rest of you took notes on how to dress and how to act from literal trannies.
Anonymous says:
>It’s funny how the guy on estrogen is more of a man than any of the so called "twinks" in the rest of the thread. It’s like the rest of you took notes on how to dress and how to act from literal trannies.
Anonymous says:
don’t talk to yourself in third person hun it’s unbecoming
bud, just name a gym, name a place, we can make this happen. Quit pussyfooting around. Prove you’re manlier than a gay on estrogen, and stop accusing random people of being me
I dont see cone tits on the other twinks who posted body in this thread
https://litter.catbox.moe/xh976r.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/1je098.jpg
they’re extremely small, and they haven’t grown past the 3 month period
you actually can’t even see them unless I wear some very tight shirts
Anonymous says:
Literally BUILT for IT, if you catch my drift.
Anonymous says:
engineered for it, artisan crafted even
Anonymous says:
destined for it
the big black woodchipper
Anonymous says:
Mogs everyone ITT. I hate your nose though.
Anonymous says:
>bud, just name a gym, name a place, we can make this happen. Quit pussyfooting around. Prove you’re manlier than a gay on estrogen, and stop accusing random people of being me
Anonymous says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EYES KILL IT WITH FIRE
Anonymous says:
el frankensteino monstro de las americas..
Anonymous says:
don’t talk to yourself in third person hun it’s unbecoming
Anonymous says:
I dont see cone tits on the other twinks who posted body in this thread
Anonymous says:
Posting a long unhinged paragraph which contradicts everything you’re saying is funny
I’m in my 30s, what some pipsqueak LULZer says about me isn’t going to make me angry or change what I do in my day to day life. I’m going to keep posting my shitfits, and if you wanna keep seething that’s fine, but it’s better for everyone else if you stop being a shitter. Been there, done that, everything you’ve done I’ve already done, and better, fashion included. Time goes in circles friendo, try to remember that
Alright people, I wonder how those with fairly hairy stomachs deal with hair removal? I’ve been shaving then using ipl as my go to for about 2 years years now but would love to finally use an epilator on my stomach. However I can only manage my legs/thighs because i either have shit pain tolerance or overly sensitive skin. I exfoliate beforehand, Tried steamy, tried dry, tried nuclear amounts of shaving cream to Numb but it always ends up killing me.
Is there some super length of hair or /hack which makes it manageable?
I’ve got a braun silk 5 wet/dry I bought some time ago for reference
E P I L A T E
trim to 4mm length then epilate. yes, it hurts like a b***h. but you’ll be buttery smooth for a week or two and the more you do it (abuse the follicle) the lighter and thinner the hair will become over time
Some of us have jobs and don’t want our face plastered all over the site. It’s kind of a bad look. Also you look like the ten year old in class that has to do recess alone because he’s scared off all the other kids because he kept telling them about the advanced stages of body decomposition. The “post face” internet tough guy thing doesn’t work if the face you yourself posted ain’t exactly hot shit either.
b***h I go to school and have a job, I have friends that use LULZ. This isn’t some secret club for extremists, maybe it was true before 2008, but nowadays phoneposting zoomie normalgays have turned this website into a safe space for off-site refugees and attention whores. LULZ/nnel has been neutered, and nobody really cares about it anymore. If you tell someone online that you go on LULZ they’ll just go like, ‘oh it’s that website where all the memey otaku gays hang out uwuuu’
people don’t feel shame anymore, everything is socially accepted now, nothing done on this website is out of the norm for today’s society
just admit that you’re some hecking pussy b***h that’s 10x uglier than some big nosed chad like me, and you cope by trying to say mean things about me online
I have never claimed to be some hot stacy or 10/10 gigachad, just that I’m better looking and whiter than any of you goblinos projecting and seething nonstop
so if you’re not gonna walk that talk, then please shut the heck up and try to stay on topic and post twink fashion. Because as of this moment I’m the only person ITT that has posted any twink fashion, the rest of the shit ITT has just been shirtless dudes and literal femboy coomer shit. Like wow dude, that’s totally fashion, that’s totally something you’d wear outside when going to school, work, or the store. Yep yep, amazing lmao
I’m down for a wrestling match, loser has to eat the winner’s nuts
Is it the HRT that’s behind this lengthy tantrum or did the goblino talk actually strike a nerve in your self-absorbed brain?
are two or three sentences really too much for your neanderthal brain to read? Or do you seriously think I would spend longer than 2 minutes writing that lazy verbal diarrhea
like c’mon dude, hrt making someone aggressive? It literally has the opposite effect lmao
hecking mong
Anonymous says:
You’re not aggressive, you’re b***hy and temperamental just like a woman. Too bad you’ll never truly be one no matter how much estrogen you chug in a hopeless attempt to preserve your youth.
Anonymous says:
hrt does nothing to preserve youth you dumb groomer
my actual vain attempts to ‘preserve’ youth have been with tret. I’ve managed to almost completely erase a lot of facial scars with it, reverse a lot of sun damage, and make my eye circles a bit less apparent
Anonymous says:
Is it the HRT that’s behind this lengthy tantrum or did the goblino talk actually strike a nerve in your self-absorbed brain?
you do know it makes you wait longer than a minute if you wanna post an image, right?
hecking dumbass stupid
like if you’re going to accuse me of samefagging, at least do it right
Anonymous says:
>it makes you wait longer than a minute if you wanna post an image
now where on earth did you get that idea from sis? here i’ll refute it right here and now so you don’t have to continue your night shift past 4 am over there at iberia.
Anonymous says:
and there you go, another image 1 minute apart. funny how that works huh sis?
Anonymous says:
>crop top twunk dreams
Mmmmmmm
Anonymous says:
Holy sex
Anonymous says:
https://i.imgur.com/HYQAkVv.jpg
and there you go, another image 1 minute apart. funny how that works huh sis?
Holy shit you hecking immense gay leave the rapebait twink alone
Go read a book or watch TV or play vidya or get some snacks or beat off or something ANYTHING else, you’re like an annoying highschool kid at the movies with his friends who won’t shut the heck up and thinks he’s so cool and funny
Anonymous says:
so true sister
Anonymous says:
https://i.imgur.com/p3ebN3x.jpg
now all that’s left for you is to check these […] and go to sleep if you truly are iberian.
Wait you thought "Iberian" meant that he’s Spanish? That’s exclusively what Latinos insecure about their Native American admixture call themselves
[…]
Holy shit you hecking immense gay leave the rapebait twink alone
Go read a book or watch TV or play vidya or get some snacks or beat off or something ANYTHING else, you’re like an annoying highschool kid at the movies with his friends who won’t shut the heck up and thinks he’s so cool and funny
>switching personas to save face after your latest cope got demolished
Epic, simply epic
Anonymous says:
thank you sister
Anonymous says:
https://i.imgur.com/HYQAkVv.jpg
and there you go, another image 1 minute apart. funny how that works huh sis?
https://i.imgur.com/p3ebN3x.jpg
now all that’s left for you is to check these […] and go to sleep if you truly are iberian.
I don’t live in spain you hecking stupid
it’s 10:00pm where I’m at, I go to sleep in 30 minutes to an hour and wake up at 6-7 am depending on the shit I gotta do, my blood type is o+ and I enjoy long walks at the park
anything else you would like to know???
Anonymous says:
nah sister i’ll pass you can keep your life story to yourself
Anonymous says:
hey you’re the one that made 3 back to back posts about it :^)
>I don’t live in spain you hecking stupid
Yeah we can tell Paco
post hand
Anonymous says:
for purely demonstration purposes. i am sincerely sorry if the meaning was lost on you sister.
Anonymous says:
Estrogen impairs rational thinking after all
Anonymous says:
I don’t know what this sister-speak you keep doing is, but I assume it’s some sort of repressing tranny-speak from your home board, /tttt/. I’m simply just guessing due to the stupid fem bottom way you type. I’m sincerely sorry my entire existence makes you seethe with jealousy, but just know that all you gotta do is post your address and I can make you cease to exist, and you won’t have to suffer with knowing a chad twink like me exists :^)
Estrogen impairs rational thinking after all
this endless attempt to emasculate me is cute, but futile. I’m more of a man than any of you catty b***h boys, estrogen or no estrogen
Anonymous says:
no pudgy estrogenic cone-titted abomination of modern medicine can be called either chad or twink
and no amount of bluster can make it otherwise
Anonymous says:
>I don’t live in spain you hecking stupid
Yeah we can tell Paco
Anonymous says:
now all that’s left for you is to check these
https://i.imgur.com/HYQAkVv.jpg
and there you go, another image 1 minute apart. funny how that works huh sis?
twinks arent men they are closer to women in every regard a fleshlight if you will to me a twink is a sex toy something that needs to be used and abused by real men
I COULD be a twink if I shaved, I have the slender body with muscular frame but am very, very hairy. Is it worth it or do I only get the attention of gay men when I go that route?
amazing that someone with a textbook-definition gay alien skull and recessed chin had the audacity to think he’s inherently better than anyone
ew a maskcuck
ew a mudslime
das rite ytboi
astaghfirullah i kneel…
>astaghfirullah
twinks have been masking up since well before the ‘rona
it helps make your face look a bit more effeminate
if you can’t hack it without a cuckmask to hide your face you’re not a twink you’re a skinnyfat incel
I’m straight but this guy has a dumptruck of an ass
he looks like he has a bony face
goebbels was a submissive little twink too
Degenerate gay
yeah he was
shlomo pls
goebbels isn’t gonna heck you
absolutely haram
absolutely halal
heckable little gay imagine mating pressing this little b***h and jerking her little clitty as you finally squirt your hot man juice inside of a failed man pure masculinity
Gosh you chasers are so cock obsessed!
yeah they’re so cringe, we should forcibly perform srs on them if they like cock so much
Who is this
SkylarEDM_18 on twitter
fink twashion
what kind of belt is that?
Shorts + docs + a cute shirt
… is cool as long as you don’t mix it with that femboy cosplaying shit.
I have come to suspect that uncanny valley actually completely congruent as to be identical with the gaydar, which has been vindicated by machine learning. Now, in hindsight it’s obvious! They look ‘warped’ on the outside so of course they are equally warped inside. It is because gay men look gay, aka, uncanny, that they must turn to uncanny modes of sexual identitifcation to relate to other men!
COOL PIC
oh my god femboys are so hecking hot i can’t stop cum,ming
zomg sauce?????//
how can i dress twinkish but not flamboyantly obvious?
i want those in the know to know but those not in the know to not know, you know?
I have the same question. I’m gay but don’t wanna look like a gay, but I like how twink fashion looks and wanna do it for myself without standing out too much or looking like a freak
have you tried dressing normally???
zamn muttboi got ass
He’s no mutt, 100% pure Iberian twinkchad
iberians are half-nafri quarter-subsaharan mutts
I dunno, man. We were locked down in Chino together. He showed me his papers and I know he’s good. It’s very rare to see any white or white-adjacent man with his paperwork in order, so I’m not going to question his purity.
the mixing occurred 1000 years ago bro you won’t find any papers going back that much
Not the kind of papers I’m talking about, buster
bust DEEZ NUTS niqquh
post hands
dude it’s just a normal shirt, 501 levis, a bunch of manly toolbelt shit
how is it AGP lmao
you are absolutely insane dude kek, mindless rage and untethered seethe
I am flattered you kept up with my birthday twinkbro
my hairline has never been in any danger
post face
goblino cope
listen bud, you keep coping, so I’m afraid I’m gonna have to ask you to post your hands and your nipples. Sorry
t. anatard with no ass
my body belongs to the gf i’ll never have not some stinky goblino m*le
>he can’t get a gf
lol, lmao
you must be an absolute b***h if females are allergic and repulsed by your b***h made twink fembrained incel ass
c’mon bro, you and me, let’s settle things in the ring. I’ll wear some 50 oz gloves and go easy on you, I’ll let you wear my 8 oz gloves. I wanna train you :^^^)
No I haven’t tried dressing like an AGP tranny who’s been on HRT for 2 months if you mean picrel
dont forget hes 32 years old too
yikes so he trooned out to protect his hairline
Post pics, twinks
ok bro here ya go
Answer honestly, do you genuinely think you’ll look better than him in your early-30s? Without face and ass, I’m willing to be bet he looks way better than you currently as well.
Call me maybe
>seething this much cuz your goblino oneitis got called a goblino
lol
I don’t care about being called a goblino, but I’m not gonna let some mystery meat gay twink call me one. Post hand, post address, post nipples. Come on bro, let’s do this. If you wanna call me a goblino you gotta prove that superiority. I can defend myself just fine, I’m calling you out bro. You’re a little b***h
don’t dilate too hard sister
I accept your concession
got any twink fashion you wanna share with the class? Or are you just gonna keep being a little b***h?
>he has to run his own defense without any simps to rely on
lol what a miserable goblino
Post pics. I guarantee he’s cuter than you.
brownoid mutts are a priori not cute
no matter how estrogenized, they will forever be stuck in limbo like your favorite goblino, forever imitating, forever becoming and never being
deal with it goblino lover
>still no pic
You’re a massive pussy and I guarantee you look closer to a basedjak varient than the two underage boys in your video.
>underage
lol nope try again
https://www.youtube.com/c/TheWineholics
so desperate to compare yourself to my socrates-looking ass because you know you’re a goblino with no intrinsic beauty
>so desperate to compare yourself to my socrates-looking ass
So you’re supposedly not a twink, are you just mad because he turned you down at some point because you’re a massive b***h?
nah like socrates i chase after true beauty not brownoid imitations
dios mio what kind of mutt is this now
>nah like socrates i chase after true beauty not brownoid imitations
>that pic
What, at your local middle and high schools? Have you been caught yet?
they’re 25 (jakub) and 30 (vitalii) do you have another cope for me to demolish?
So hecking hot post more
Prime twink fashion right here
I wasn’t aware I was defending myself from any threat
you have yet to fulfill any of the requests I have given you. I can’t take you seriously, in my eyes you’re some mystery meat thirdie seething at me because I am superior. Why should I, a 100% royal bloodline catalan prince, be ridiculed by some stranger that refuses to even properly introduce themselves to the audience. You are a buffoon wearing a mask, only worthy of ridicule. You’re probably one of those sexually confused mask wearing zoomer cucks. I’ll have my fun calling you out for the absolute b***h pussy you are, and you can have your fun being an unoriginal seething zoomer gay
but really dude, c’mon, at least post some fashion. Don’t turn this into anther thread where only the big nose med chad spams his pictures :^)
mad brownoid is mad lol
dude come on, could you please post yourself? Or are you gonna be a sore little cunt about me invading all your gay ass little threads :^)
unlike your agp ass i don’t need to want for myself the beauty i appreciate in others so i won’t be sullying the thread with my bearded visage
you should do the same but you know the only way you can come out on top being the goblino brownoid you are is to measure yourself against others, just like trannies you have to insist upon yourself because you lack the intrinsic beauty only normal white men can have
whatever you say João, I hope your imaginary transition from failed twink into your so called chadhood goes well 🙂
>João
kek even paco del spico is subconsciously aware that his goblinoness is an insult
get out of my face and post actual white boys like
I didn’t say it as an insult, ‘chad’. That’s just you projecting right there. Maybe you hate yourself for being brown, but I legit don’t care. Maybe you should stop seething and post some fashion. That is what the thread is about, right? Fashion, not your stupid coomer bullshit that you try to spam on every other board
you’re so mad lol after all as a brownoid goblino that’s your default state of being
as always the ultimate gotcha these brownoids can come up with is "b-but u’re brown 2!!!" pathetic
all you have to do is post hands, post face, and nipples
like c’mon my iberian brother, stop seething about me being an actual MED chad, and maybe put me in my place 😉
med more like ahmed lmao get out of my sight arab rapebaby
how do you style your hair
This guy pisses me off because he has cute face hair and butt but his fits are so hecking lame, its like hes trolling us
you haven’t seen anything if that’s cute for you
Imagine being a pedophile
>he doesn’t wear oversized clothes, cargo pants, or literal vampire villain FOTM fits
>durrr he must be trolling
I’m not trying to make a breakthrough in fashion or anything, from time to time I’ll post something I might find unique and out of the norm for myself, but I mostly just wear normal clothes. Like it or not, normal fits are fashion related. I’m not delusional about my fits, I know most are pretty normal and boring, I just like posting em. I don’t do it for any acknowledgement or approval, but you know what, I gotta admit that I do enjoy the endless seethe I seem to cause by just existing, but that’s not my goal in posting my fits. Even if I didn’t cause any seethe I’d still post them. It’s like a journal for me, and I enjoy having some day to day progress about myself etched in photography, for memory reasons, and archival reasons. I don’t use any social media tbh, occasionally posting on LULZ is about the closest thing I have to a social media presence. I figure I might as well post it somewhere. I’m not trying to be the next harry styles and I’m not trying to annoy anyone. I just want to post shit
yeah I might play up a character and challenge people to duels or tease the trolls a bit and play into things, but truth is I really couldn’t care less. It’s funny to me, but I really would prefer it if people would just not say anything at all, for their sake really. I don’t care about (You)s or attention
like, if I don’t like a fit, or don’t find anything positive or constructive worth commenting about it, I just move on to the next one. I’d prefer it if people would add something of substance instead of just jealous seething or going like ‘lol your fits suck’ without saying why or giving tips. Like come on. About the closest thing to okayish advice has just been people telling me to wear looser pants and that’s it. Riveting
that pic makes me horny
You look kinda like a swarthy Richard Hanania in the right pic
>going "fite me irl" like a 12yo in order to assert masculinity
>in a twink fashion thread on the fashion subforum of an anime imageboard
Never change /fashion/
so are you gonna fight me or are you just gonna keep making excuses like a little effeminate b***h
this is a fashion forum, and fitness is the number one most important thing about fashion, so come brother, prove you’re better than me, I wanna see how long you can last in the ring with me
yeah that’s what I thought, pussy b***h. You know I would absolutely destroy you
>yeah that’s what I thought, pussy b***h. You know I would absolutely destroy you
that’s a picture of you? Dumb coward, you aren’t even worth my time, you look underage and I could probably knock you out in one clean punch. Get out of my sight before I shit my pants in anger
>that’s a picture of you? Dumb coward, you aren’t even worth my time, you look underage and I could probably knock you out in one clean punch. Get out of my sight before I shit my pants in anger
I’m his simp and I only made one of those posts. Cope.
if you insist, though i wouldnt say im a twink as im still too fat
im
so just for the record i never called him a goblino or mutt or whatever
You’re not fat you’re fine just the way you are bb
perhaps i misspoke
i dont want to look like a holocaust survivor but i do want to see at least my third row of abs (as well as see the rest of them more defined) but its under a layer of fat at the moment as in pic rel
im doing ab exercises as well but i think theyre just buried
i just want to be thin enough to wear something like OPs pic
i forgot to mention but did i actually guess your age? i knew you were 30-something from a thread a while back
no
my music taste is shit anyway
holy shit you’re so lickable please post more
>i wouldnt say im a twink as im still too fat
Skeleton "twinks" are gross, anon. Skinny and soft, not bony.
> that filename
Please post your discord I want to talk about music with you
Post more pics
Assalamu alaikum akhi you look fine mashallah what tribe are you from?
I hate twinks.
that’s borderline skinnyfat
>ArabianIliad
ah yeah thanks for reminding me that abominacion existed
I’m his big brother
Sorry phoneposting but if I want it flat like that I just use a bunch of coconut oil
Though in terms of usual routine to floof it up I just condition it every two days in the shower, with a sulfate free conditioner, while I still have c9nditioner on my hair I use a wide pick brush to detangle. I only shampoo about once a week. To dry my hair all I do is basically shake my head like a dog would and let it air dry. If i want my hair floofy I will use a small mixture of r9semary, peppermint, tea tree oil, and very littoe coconut oil. If I want it flatter I use a hair mask along with lots of coconut oil
HAHAHAHAHHA
https://vocaroo.com/1lc2TEoGEFjJ
holy mother of rent free
twinks arent trannies, but with how you look i wouldnt expect you to be capable of higher cognitive function to determine the difference
>twinks arent trannies
read through the thread and say that again
its literally just one guy taking estrogen, the rest arent
It’s funny how the guy on estrogen is more of a man than any of the so called "twinks" in the rest of the thread. It’s like the rest of you took notes on how to dress and how to act from literal trannies.
>It’s funny how the guy on estrogen is more of a man than any of the so called "twinks" in the rest of the thread. It’s like the rest of you took notes on how to dress and how to act from literal trannies.
bud, just name a gym, name a place, we can make this happen. Quit pussyfooting around. Prove you’re manlier than a gay on estrogen, and stop accusing random people of being me
https://litter.catbox.moe/xh976r.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/1je098.jpg
they’re extremely small, and they haven’t grown past the 3 month period
you actually can’t even see them unless I wear some very tight shirts
Literally BUILT for IT, if you catch my drift.
engineered for it, artisan crafted even
destined for it
the big black woodchipper
Mogs everyone ITT. I hate your nose though.
>bud, just name a gym, name a place, we can make this happen. Quit pussyfooting around. Prove you’re manlier than a gay on estrogen, and stop accusing random people of being me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EYES KILL IT WITH FIRE
el frankensteino monstro de las americas..
don’t talk to yourself in third person hun it’s unbecoming
I dont see cone tits on the other twinks who posted body in this thread
Posting a long unhinged paragraph which contradicts everything you’re saying is funny
bud it’s just advice for you
I’m in my 30s, what some pipsqueak LULZer says about me isn’t going to make me angry or change what I do in my day to day life. I’m going to keep posting my shitfits, and if you wanna keep seething that’s fine, but it’s better for everyone else if you stop being a shitter. Been there, done that, everything you’ve done I’ve already done, and better, fashion included. Time goes in circles friendo, try to remember that
sorry I missed you, it was cold today. had to sleep
post twink fashion inspo you mongoloids
Alright people, I wonder how those with fairly hairy stomachs deal with hair removal? I’ve been shaving then using ipl as my go to for about 2 years years now but would love to finally use an epilator on my stomach. However I can only manage my legs/thighs because i either have shit pain tolerance or overly sensitive skin. I exfoliate beforehand, Tried steamy, tried dry, tried nuclear amounts of shaving cream to Numb but it always ends up killing me.
Is there some super length of hair or /hack which makes it manageable?
I’ve got a braun silk 5 wet/dry I bought some time ago for reference
E P I L A T E
trim to 4mm length then epilate. yes, it hurts like a b***h. but you’ll be buttery smooth for a week or two and the more you do it (abuse the follicle) the lighter and thinner the hair will become over time
nah it’s always the uggos that have the biggest complexes about themselves
case in point all the b***hy mid chicks acting like they own the place
hate to break it to you but
post face :>)
Some of us have jobs and don’t want our face plastered all over the site. It’s kind of a bad look. Also you look like the ten year old in class that has to do recess alone because he’s scared off all the other kids because he kept telling them about the advanced stages of body decomposition. The “post face” internet tough guy thing doesn’t work if the face you yourself posted ain’t exactly hot shit either.
b***h I go to school and have a job, I have friends that use LULZ. This isn’t some secret club for extremists, maybe it was true before 2008, but nowadays phoneposting zoomie normalgays have turned this website into a safe space for off-site refugees and attention whores. LULZ/nnel has been neutered, and nobody really cares about it anymore. If you tell someone online that you go on LULZ they’ll just go like, ‘oh it’s that website where all the memey otaku gays hang out uwuuu’
people don’t feel shame anymore, everything is socially accepted now, nothing done on this website is out of the norm for today’s society
just admit that you’re some hecking pussy b***h that’s 10x uglier than some big nosed chad like me, and you cope by trying to say mean things about me online
I have never claimed to be some hot stacy or 10/10 gigachad, just that I’m better looking and whiter than any of you goblinos projecting and seething nonstop
so if you’re not gonna walk that talk, then please shut the heck up and try to stay on topic and post twink fashion. Because as of this moment I’m the only person ITT that has posted any twink fashion, the rest of the shit ITT has just been shirtless dudes and literal femboy coomer shit. Like wow dude, that’s totally fashion, that’s totally something you’d wear outside when going to school, work, or the store. Yep yep, amazing lmao
didn’t read lol stay mad
I accept your surrender
accept DEEZ NUTS niqquh lmaooooooooooooooo
I’m down for a wrestling match, loser has to eat the winner’s nuts
are two or three sentences really too much for your neanderthal brain to read? Or do you seriously think I would spend longer than 2 minutes writing that lazy verbal diarrhea
like c’mon dude, hrt making someone aggressive? It literally has the opposite effect lmao
hecking mong
You’re not aggressive, you’re b***hy and temperamental just like a woman. Too bad you’ll never truly be one no matter how much estrogen you chug in a hopeless attempt to preserve your youth.
hrt does nothing to preserve youth you dumb groomer
my actual vain attempts to ‘preserve’ youth have been with tret. I’ve managed to almost completely erase a lot of facial scars with it, reverse a lot of sun damage, and make my eye circles a bit less apparent
Is it the HRT that’s behind this lengthy tantrum or did the goblino talk actually strike a nerve in your self-absorbed brain?
Lmao holy shit this much seething. The HRT rotted your brain troon. Ding Dong Diddly go have a nice day. KWAB
>tfw twinks only like other twinks and I’m too big, old and heavy to become one
It over, /fashion/ggots, no cute Trey the Explainer bf ever
That top is pure sex
amazing how much seethe one (1) man can cause
>patting yourself on the back because no one else is doing it for you
Pretty cringe if you ask me
im not twink ponce de leon though, i just find it funny how he keeps egging you lot on
>ponce de leon
Lmao sure bro keep telling yourself that
>egging
apropos choice of words coming from a hormone chugger
The irony of that image. Yikes.
>Yikes.
>posts a minute apart
next time don’t make it so obvious sis
you do know it makes you wait longer than a minute if you wanna post an image, right?
hecking dumbass stupid
like if you’re going to accuse me of samefagging, at least do it right
>it makes you wait longer than a minute if you wanna post an image
now where on earth did you get that idea from sis? here i’ll refute it right here and now so you don’t have to continue your night shift past 4 am over there at iberia.
and there you go, another image 1 minute apart. funny how that works huh sis?
>crop top twunk dreams
Mmmmmmm
Holy sex
Holy shit you hecking immense gay leave the rapebait twink alone
Go read a book or watch TV or play vidya or get some snacks or beat off or something ANYTHING else, you’re like an annoying highschool kid at the movies with his friends who won’t shut the heck up and thinks he’s so cool and funny
so true sister
Wait you thought "Iberian" meant that he’s Spanish? That’s exclusively what Latinos insecure about their Native American admixture call themselves
>switching personas to save face after your latest cope got demolished
Epic, simply epic
thank you sister
I don’t live in spain you hecking stupid
it’s 10:00pm where I’m at, I go to sleep in 30 minutes to an hour and wake up at 6-7 am depending on the shit I gotta do, my blood type is o+ and I enjoy long walks at the park
anything else you would like to know???
nah sister i’ll pass you can keep your life story to yourself
hey you’re the one that made 3 back to back posts about it :^)
post hand
for purely demonstration purposes. i am sincerely sorry if the meaning was lost on you sister.
Estrogen impairs rational thinking after all
I don’t know what this sister-speak you keep doing is, but I assume it’s some sort of repressing tranny-speak from your home board, /tttt/. I’m simply just guessing due to the stupid fem bottom way you type. I’m sincerely sorry my entire existence makes you seethe with jealousy, but just know that all you gotta do is post your address and I can make you cease to exist, and you won’t have to suffer with knowing a chad twink like me exists :^)
this endless attempt to emasculate me is cute, but futile. I’m more of a man than any of you catty b***h boys, estrogen or no estrogen
no pudgy estrogenic cone-titted abomination of modern medicine can be called either chad or twink
and no amount of bluster can make it otherwise
>I don’t live in spain you hecking stupid
Yeah we can tell Paco
now all that’s left for you is to check these
and go to sleep if you truly are iberian.
all it took was posting a really normal fit…
Zamn chudjak got drip
all twinks needs to be dressed up in lingerie heels chasity cage and wig and hecked by big black Black folk
why must you failed straightoids bring your disgusting cuck fetishes into everything
twinks arent men they are closer to women in every regard a fleshlight if you will to me a twink is a sex toy something that needs to be used and abused by real men
begone straightoid
i know your little clitty is leaking b***h
moroccans beat up homos in the street, the only good thing about wmigration
twink here, go back to r*#dit and take your gay thread with you.
It’s funny that one twink posting his fits short-circuited all the insecure gay coomers on this board. Sad!
Go seek approval somewhere else
go be a schizo somewhere else
I COULD be a twink if I shaved, I have the slender body with muscular frame but am very, very hairy. Is it worth it or do I only get the attention of gay men when I go that route?
ok how twinkish should I dress to attract fujoshi girls but not homos
t. 6’0” 150lb skinnyfat hell
start kissing boys infront of the girls
nah I don’t want to deal with males I just want a girl to slap my ass and kiss my tummy
no thanks I’d only be down with getting pegged by an ebony queen
Really, no Laloposting yet? I’m surprised.
what’s he up to, tell me he didn’t hit the wall/get buff
fake. muslims love twinks.
Troons are disgusting