The Eternal Nofap: Crown of January

Robots, we have reached the final day of January.
For our efforts and continued struggle in nofap, as well as our relentless stoicism, we are hereby awarded the Iron Crown of January.
Long may we reign over the rest of the year from its head with it.
Continue struggling for more treasures as the year progresses.

Hail! Hail! Hail!

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We have reached the end of January brother. About to go on a date as celebration for this glorious milestone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh really? How did it all come about? Congratulations, Struggleanon. Let's make sure, come February 28, we are in the same place. Agreed?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fire of nofap compelled me to download a dating app and now I am making plans to go on a date sometime this week. I dont feel like its a serious thing but I just want to get my mind of porn by doing something. Of course brother, I will never betray the eternal nofap pact.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Be careful. Dates and flirting with girls on dating apps can be a major trigger to masturbate, especially if you are rejected and go through periods of low self-esteem after it coupled with urges and temptation.
          Always keep your head up. And remember, if you are rejected, you would never even have gotten to the point of going out on a date if you hadn't nofapped this entire month.
          Enjoy the experience.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Indeed. thanks for the warning. I am too determined to fail. I will go in with no expectations. I am zen.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I will go in with no expectations. I am zen.
              Enjoy the experience. Pick something fun that you actually want to do. Then, if rejected, you still had a fun night all the same. 🙂

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eternal chastity
    did you buy a pink plastic cage yet or is it all willpower?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I do not wear a chastity cage and I have not purchased one. It is all willpower. It is all being iron.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you talk to animals yet? What about xray vision? Retard cult for perverts. Bunch of fucking losers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats a lot of projection.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post more. Get OP to relapse

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I failed this month big time. Count me in for Feb.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck to you for February, brother. For the Romans, it was a month of purification. Fitting for you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's my month of birth too, thank you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nofap is a joke lmfao. Masturbaton decreases the risk of prostate cancer and relieves stress

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're dead wrong:

        Frequent masturbation lowers testosterone utilization https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Alonso_Fernandez-Guasti/publication/6536830_Relationship_between_Sexual_Satiety_and_Brain_Androgen_Receptors/links/54b6c2970cf2e68eb27f0321/Relationship-between-Sexual-Satiety-and-Brain-Androgen-Receptors.pdf Three weeks of abstinence increases testostorone levels https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11760788 Masturbation is associated with lower psychological health and reproductive well-being https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/14681994.2019.1677883 Sperm contains compounds that prolong lifespan, fight cancer & heart disease https://vitalrecord.tamhsc.edu/spermidine-rich-foods-may-prevent-liver-cancer-extend-lifespan/ Men who are sexually active in their 20s and 30s are more likely to develop prostate cancer https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2008.08030.x Masturbation decreases dopamine levels https://sites.tufts.edu/emotiononthebrain/2014/11/18/postcoital-neurochemistry-the-blues-and-the-highs/ Watching porn reduces gray matter in prefrontal cortex https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamapsychiatry/fullarticle/1874574 Porn addiction has similar mechanism with substance addiction https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4600144/ Making sperm shortens lifespan of male worms https://www.nytimes.com/1992/12/03/us/in-worm-at-least-making-sperm-is-found-to-shorten-a-male-s-life.html Masturbating 3 days in a row decreases sperm count by 20% https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2054949 Increasing ejaculation frequency decreases sperm count significantly https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15497706 Prevalence of erectile dysfunction doubled between 2004 and 2013 http://cir.usc.edu/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Genital-Image-Sexual-Anxiety-and-Erectile-Dysfunction-Among-Young-Male-Military-Personnel.pdf Pornography consumption is associated with mental health issues https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6327603

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gay gay gay imagine joining a gay cult that takes pride in being gay and pretends not doing stuff is an accomplishment

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you disgusting animalistic coomer kys

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you autistic? what are these fucking autistic crown and gemstone threads and what do they have to do with nofap? who the hell comes up with this crap.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I am autistic.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't breed, don't you dare to put someone on this earth

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          As if I ever could anyway... I'm treating this nofap like a video game. The gems and outfit pieces are 'level up awards'.

  6. 2 months ago
    The Great Coomer

    No fappers deserve their dicks cut off.

    • 2 months ago
      The Great Nofapper

      You look at this and see a quick dopamine hit

      I look at this and see a "trap". A mirage. Something doing its best attempt to advertise itself as being a good idea but nothing but a facade when you really look at it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't know what dopamine even is, much less how it works. You're a pseud.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tonight I think I might celebrate with a couple of drinks even tho I know I shouldn't, but just one last hoorah before Feburary
    I will admit I still have a couple of things I need to get right but I will definatly do it during the month of purity.

    In terms of nofap, it's still going strong

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God bless you, swordbrother, its always good to see you again and hear youre still strong.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thankyou
        Keep going with your goals
        I also hope to lose 5kgs by the end of Febuary so I got my work cut out for me during this next month

        Remain pure in all aspects of life

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Real men try to gain weight. Wanting to lose weight is a feminine trait. You're either a fag, a woman, or a fatty. Not a good look in any of these scenarios.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Being thinner makes you feel a lot healthier and lighter. Its actually quite nice. Plus you feel like shit all the time when you eat the foods that make you fat.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Wanting to lose weight is a feminine trait
            Hows that diabetes going?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, people spamming nudity in no fap are the lowest form of humanity.
    Good job anon. I wish I could break my 17 days record haha

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