I want to wear these to the gym but I’m a guy. What do
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im a man and i wear these to the gym. groups of onions "men" make fun of me to eachother and I can overhear them. they are usually in their late 20s and I can tell that they are seething with jealousy. they come to the gym in groups and all use the same machine. i can see them in the mirror watching and snickering at me because they are gays
Girls that wear this shit, especially the petite ones, are god tier. Nothing accentuates the aesthetics of a prime cute ass like shorts with the white outline. Bruh. Cute asses. Real shit. On GOD islam will die.
what’s your build? You can get away with practically anything if you look good enough in it
men in the 90s used to casually wear cropped shirts, these specific shorts a bit fruity but something this short isn’t the worst. be prepared for eyeing of the crotch though
I’m a straight woman and I’ll be honest I think those classic short gym shorts genuinely look good on guys. Men did it in the 70s and 80s and looked great. Much better than stupid baggy gym shorts most men wear nowadays.
im a man and i wear these to the gym. groups of onions "men" make fun of me to eachother and I can overhear them. they are usually in their late 20s and I can tell that they are seething with jealousy. they come to the gym in groups and all use the same machine. i can see them in the mirror watching and snickering at me because they are gays
Are you buff though? I’m pretty wimpy
not yet
You should let them pound your bussy, they are snickering to hide the sexual tension between you and them. And we all know you both want that.
>he thinks they’re laughing because of his weird shorts
lmao
wear them to the gym
and let me fondle your dick and balls in the sauna
this but just stick my tongue up your ass. I am not a homosexual so I am not interested in touching your penis
put 3/4 basketball tights underneath them and squat to full depth. when asked, say that longer shorts interfere with your squats. it’s that easy.
these are still too long for me, I would squat with just a pair of panties on me
What are these kinds of underwear called, with the white stripes?
dolphin shorts
thanks chad
shit like this is all i wear
Those are some chad legs though. I would just look like a gay.
looking like a gay is what going to the gym is all about
confidence can start anywhere, why not at the gym with tiny shorts, anon
somehow you look chad but also gaygy
It’s the pigeon toes.
do whatever you want, the gym has become some type of degenerate psy op where everyone has their literal assholes, balls and tits out at all times.
as it should be. exercising with clothes is repulsive.
>"I’m a sissy gay boy"
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dyel spotted
What are you stupid? You put them on and wear them to the gym
I want to wear these but my skin isn’t smooth so I never show anything except for my hands, and the neck up
you should get a sugar scrub and some rich lotion 🙂
so incredibly based
Shorty shorts on men is the borderline of ultra-chad and homoerotic. See hoochie daddies, cubbies, ranger panties, rugby shorts
Only passable if you have decent quads
put one leg through, then the other
Holy shit, the fruitis!
70s core
how do i achieve this mode? he’s able to wear twink clothing without coming across as a total gay. that’s the vibe i’m trying to go for.
be physically active
>twink clothing
It’s just athleisure of the past. Every man that was or tried to appear sporty wore short shorts and crop tops, even dads of two.
idk, he looks fruity to me
you’re gay
how can we revive this style
Wear them lol
Short shorts are awesome, there is literally nothing stopping you other than your underdeveloped quads and confidence
wanna date (with rizz from ohio)
Girls that wear this shit, especially the petite ones, are god tier. Nothing accentuates the aesthetics of a prime cute ass like shorts with the white outline. Bruh. Cute asses. Real shit. On GOD islam will die.
What I don’t understand is where are your cock and balls supposed to go?
in your mouth
fukya
cut your dick off and start hormone therapy you’ll be fine
cute boys should legally be required to wear booty shorts
pic unrelated
No that pic is related
Agreed
Hank, that boy is right, and boys will be boys.
cellulite sure ain’t right boy
If that’s cellulite to you, get a new prescription for those glasses.
not just cellulite
stretch marks and zits/ingrown hairs as well
m*n can never pull off female clothing because their skin just isn’t the same
>Bobby have you seen the new Strickland merchandise shor…
>Bobby no!
hah, had the same thought
agreed
hideous
at least get something that hides the natural upturn man asses have
This pic explains everything
How do I escape man ass hell
accept it anon
or do a ton of squats that works too, i’m bi so i kinda like man ass as long as it’s gropable
>How do I escape man ass hell
Be not born a man.
>dumbass artist’s “anatomy” studies are literal truth
not all mens asses are squares you heckin moron
>pic
Further proving his point
sorry about your blindness anon
>sorry
That’s right apologize
That’s a man
heck
now I understand why my ass looks "feminine" no matter what despite being a man
post it
Post ass.
I still don’t understand it. Visual learner btw.
D tier man ass
If your legs don’t look like this you can’t so it, you’ll just look like a bottom b***h
I worked out in these the other day. It was fine.
Got a nice fat gut, and wear a very short tanktop.
Get buffier legs, the mogging will compensate for your sissy looks. That’s what I’m actually doing right now
I’ve been doing those gay hip thrust and donkey kick exercises that women do in hopes that it will give me a poundable ass
Pair them with some 3 strip calf high socks and a killer moustache, and you’re good to goooooooooooo.
This board keeps getting gayer and gayer literally every time I come back. Filled to brim with hecking fairies I swear lmao
I mean that was what was worn in the past so why not
Wild how something so sexy was normal just a few decades ago
>no pockets
How do you guys stand through this?
I like my phone secured in a nice secured pocket bro
Fanny pack
stop being a gay
Soffe Ranger Panties and confidence
German army issue PT shorts are more comfy imo but you have to buy used.
You are man, you wear whatever the heck you want. Stop being gay.
Just get these and be okay with a few looks
Something about these types of shorts really gets me going
a little fill flash would go a long way in a photo like this
Wear them when you don’t have chicken legs anymore.
what’s your build? You can get away with practically anything if you look good enough in it
men in the 90s used to casually wear cropped shirts, these specific shorts a bit fruity but something this short isn’t the worst. be prepared for eyeing of the crotch though
I have relatively thick thighs but unfortunately my legs are DYEL
My butt would look good in them though..
Wear them what are you afraid of
I’m a straight woman and I’ll be honest I think those classic short gym shorts genuinely look good on guys. Men did it in the 70s and 80s and looked great. Much better than stupid baggy gym shorts most men wear nowadays.