Chicks dig scars, man. Wanna see where they took out part of my colon after a septic tank explosion?
>covering up facial scars
Nigga, what? I had a small scar on my face from catching a .22 ricochet and it got me laid more times than I can count. When it finally faded, I grew a beard just to explain the bald spot.
Anon wanted advice, I have a scar from a small stab wound and it’s cool as heck
There is a difference between scars that look badass and have a backstory and scars such as acne scars, furunculosis scars, chemical burn scars etc which should be removed
>covering up facial scars
Nigga, what? I had a small scar on my face from catching a .22 ricochet and it got me laid more times than I can count. When it finally faded, I grew a beard just to explain the bald spot.
You too? I got stabbed right in the waist as I was taking a piss. My buddies bashed his face in against the urinal while I just stood there holding the knife and saying “DONT PULL IT OUT I TOOK FIRST AID FOR AN ELECTIVE THEY SAID DONT PULL IT OUT IM JUST GONNA HOLD IT IN” and whatnot while they beat the heck out of him.
The guy who stabbed me was an illegal and he lost most of his teeth for it. The college I go to has campus carry now, so if any other wetback starts shit I’ll just skin my smokewagon and go to work.
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basde
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The worst part was the university tried to go to bat for him so he wouldn’t be deported after being imprisoned. So my lawyer, since I sued him for medical bills, managed to get a restraining order for 20 miles since he knew the judge. So the university couldn’t let him back. I’m a PhD student now and I bring it up every chance I get when people talk about illegals and I drop trou and show them my scar that an illegal alien student gave me and I tell them the only reason I survived is because my buddies crushed his face into paste. They all shut up and they complain about the pistol I’m carrying but it’s legal in my state so heck them.
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Bad thing that you’ve survived. The only good american is dead american. I hope McMuttland will be colonised by mexichads ASAP
Anonymous says:
I ain’t American.
Anonymous says:
I love you, hope you get to destroy more illegals <3
Anonymous says:
My guy..
Anonymous says:
You too? I got stabbed right in the waist as I was taking a piss. My buddies bashed his face in against the urinal while I just stood there holding the knife and saying “DONT PULL IT OUT I TOOK FIRST AID FOR AN ELECTIVE THEY SAID DONT PULL IT OUT IM JUST GONNA HOLD IT IN” and whatnot while they beat the heck out of him.
Hilariously, I just wandered out of the bathroom with my pants and underwear down and sat on the couches with my cock and balls just exposed and nobody really batted an eye. Hold on, lemme see if I can discretely take a picture since I’m at the bar. It wasn’t a big knife, but it left an awkward scar.
What I do is per nurse’s instructions: scrub the wound with a toothbrush, soap and water and with a bandage, repeating whenever bandage is changed. The purpose of it is breaing up any scab tissue formation that drives scar tissue formation. The bandage is for infection and UV light.
>Comfrey has strong anti-inflammatory properties, repairs soft tissues, and promotes new cell growth. Apply directly on skin to treat sprains, bruises, broken bones, arthritis, and tender joints and muscles. Comfrey helps to dissolve scar tissue and repair skin.
i had to get these done for a few years and it still looks like chewed bubblegum. one of my scars actually conjoined with another one and became bigger.
I’ve got a cool looking one from when I chopped myself with an axe. It sheared off the flesh instead of cutting so now it’s covered with this filmy hairless new skin in the shape of the Nike logo. Shame it’s on my leg so it’s not very conspicuous.
Yep. The branch I was cutting got cut (shocker) and I swung the axe down through the side of my leg.
My advice would be to not let 10 year olds alone with woodcutting axes.
>10 years old
Based, I wish I hecked myself more as a kid. I learned more skinning my knees or fighting classmates than I did in most classes.
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My cousins and me used to throw wooden spears at eachother for fun.
One of em got a hit that pierced through his face into his mouth once. They did take him to the hospital though and we got our asses beat.
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Damn, reminds of the time I nearly took my buddy’s eye out with a fire cracker.
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don’t your scars basically open back up if you don’t get enough collagen or some shit?
I’ve had scars on my wrist for like 5 years now and they’re still visible.
I actively avoid wearing short-sleeved clothes because I’m too embarrassed someone will see them, and nothing seems to work to get rid of it.
Been there. I went like 6 years wearing long sleeves all summer and being actively ashamed constantly. During the winter it was even hard to enjoy because of the warm weather around the corner, so I might have gotten till December but then all I could think of was hot weather coming. Sometimes it was all I could think of all hecking day if it was hot. Truly maddening.
I said heck it and got a tattoo. It was embarrassing at first but tattoo artists see that shit on occasion. It started as an extremely simple geometric tattoo that I like, and I’ve gotten more geometric tattoos in that area to continue to spot cover my shit. Gonna get something fairly large in a few weeks to really wrap things up, but even then at this point I’m fine. I go out with short sleeves and no one bats an eye, they’re mostly too distracted by my tattoos to notice my scars I’ve noticed.
I don’t give a heck if you don’t like tattoos, get a hecking tattoo. There isn’t another option. Just don’t make your tattoo something opinionated or whatever.
what about birthmarks is there a way to burn that shit off or something? i remember my brother saying "hey if you wanna get rid of that i can just put some *name i don’t remember* on it, seriously" and i have no hecking clue what he was talking about
I’ve still got a shit load of scars on my upper arm when I decided to get drunk one night, chuck on The Cure’s Pornography and take a pair of scissors to my skin, I was too pussy to actually use a razor.
I can still wear shirts without them being noticeable, I was sensible and cut close to the shoulder
And the only inproper knife was in your pocket. Good going. In a way you got lucky that you don’t care about your property.
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I only take my weak one so I don’t start knife fights
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I had a roomate like that. Brought a knife with him everywhere. Any way he got into altercation and he can’t leave his room after 8pm for two years.
Also I have a friend exactly the same. He’s a virgin.
turning this question around
bros, how do you GET scars?
not gaygy enough to give myself scars, but what specific scenario would produce the effiest scars?
I once saw a guy who had been taking a hot plate out of the oven when his mitten slipped or something which pushed the edge of the plate against his face, he had ‘Leonidas in 300’-tier scar that was pure aesthetics, just a line from above his eyebrow down to the middle of his cheek
Old fraternities at German universities would fence in a certain way to get cool scars, wearing protection over the eyes, nose etc so it they wouldn’t risk anything particularly precious. Absolute LARPers they were.
Apparently is was fairly common for people outside of frats to give themselves cool scars with razors. They’d stuff the wound with horsehair to make sure it would as visible as possible when it healed up.
Why? Shit’s as hot that heck.
the whole point of scars is that you cant get rid of them, hecking idiot stupid lol
Ive got stretch mark scars on both my shoulderblades and on my upper pecs and theyre pretty hecking /fashion/, chicks love them
There is a difference between scars that look badass and have a backstory and scars such as acne scars, furunculosis scars, chemical burn scars etc which should be removed
make up no too over the top stories about them. accidents, animal attacks, etc. simple fix.
Chicks dig scars, man. Wanna see where they took out part of my colon after a septic tank explosion?
Lemme lick booty
I would love to force feed her a heckton of fiber and cheese, then watch her take a massive dump that stretches her asshole
Arnica cream
You’re welcome
Exfoliate area using boar bristle brush and picrel or equivalent
Loool
I unironically do this on my face, but I have a beard.
Is your face skin smooth like mine
Actually, yeah. Girls (male) say I have soft lips.
Post gf (male) tits or gtfo
They fade in time. I have a few on my face and arms. The face ones lessen with proper skin care and make up. The arms just went away with time.
>covering up facial scars
Nigga, what? I had a small scar on my face from catching a .22 ricochet and it got me laid more times than I can count. When it finally faded, I grew a beard just to explain the bald spot.
Anon wanted advice, I have a scar from a small stab wound and it’s cool as heck
You too? I got stabbed right in the waist as I was taking a piss. My buddies bashed his face in against the urinal while I just stood there holding the knife and saying “DONT PULL IT OUT I TOOK FIRST AID FOR AN ELECTIVE THEY SAID DONT PULL IT OUT IM JUST GONNA HOLD IT IN” and whatnot while they beat the heck out of him.
Mine was from fencing
Hey, that was my other PE course. Small world.
Take a piss in a US, get stabbed.
The guy who stabbed me was an illegal and he lost most of his teeth for it. The college I go to has campus carry now, so if any other wetback starts shit I’ll just skin my smokewagon and go to work.
basde
The worst part was the university tried to go to bat for him so he wouldn’t be deported after being imprisoned. So my lawyer, since I sued him for medical bills, managed to get a restraining order for 20 miles since he knew the judge. So the university couldn’t let him back. I’m a PhD student now and I bring it up every chance I get when people talk about illegals and I drop trou and show them my scar that an illegal alien student gave me and I tell them the only reason I survived is because my buddies crushed his face into paste. They all shut up and they complain about the pistol I’m carrying but it’s legal in my state so heck them.
Bad thing that you’ve survived. The only good american is dead american. I hope McMuttland will be colonised by mexichads ASAP
I ain’t American.
I love you, hope you get to destroy more illegals <3
My guy..
Hilariously, I just wandered out of the bathroom with my pants and underwear down and sat on the couches with my cock and balls just exposed and nobody really batted an eye. Hold on, lemme see if I can discretely take a picture since I’m at the bar. It wasn’t a big knife, but it left an awkward scar.
Are you a dude?
Yes
Dermmaroller 1.5mm
Never tried this.
What I do is per nurse’s instructions: scrub the wound with a toothbrush, soap and water and with a bandage, repeating whenever bandage is changed. The purpose of it is breaing up any scab tissue formation that drives scar tissue formation. The bandage is for infection and UV light.
t. zero scars
They’re /fashion/ on women
>Comfrey has strong anti-inflammatory properties, repairs soft tissues, and promotes new cell growth. Apply directly on skin to treat sprains, bruises, broken bones, arthritis, and tender joints and muscles. Comfrey helps to dissolve scar tissue and repair skin.
That scar is keloidal, try intradermal steroid injections
i had to get these done for a few years and it still looks like chewed bubblegum. one of my scars actually conjoined with another one and became bigger.
They’re unfortunately very difficult to treat, some patients have a good response. Sorry that happened.
what are the most kino spots for scars besides face? i have one in the exact same spot as OPs pic because of a burn.
The chest and the neck. Neck would probably be the coolest spot, considering it’s one of the most obvious vital point.
wrists
Cheek, or inner elbow
I’ve got a cool looking one from when I chopped myself with an axe. It sheared off the flesh instead of cutting so now it’s covered with this filmy hairless new skin in the shape of the Nike logo. Shame it’s on my leg so it’s not very conspicuous.
By accident I take it?
Yep. The branch I was cutting got cut (shocker) and I swung the axe down through the side of my leg.
My advice would be to not let 10 year olds alone with woodcutting axes.
>10 years old
Based, I wish I hecked myself more as a kid. I learned more skinning my knees or fighting classmates than I did in most classes.
My cousins and me used to throw wooden spears at eachother for fun.
One of em got a hit that pierced through his face into his mouth once. They did take him to the hospital though and we got our asses beat.
Damn, reminds of the time I nearly took my buddy’s eye out with a fire cracker.
don’t your scars basically open back up if you don’t get enough collagen or some shit?
vit c. its called scurvy
yarr that be roight matey
I like cutting myself more than I like weed
I’ve had scars on my wrist for like 5 years now and they’re still visible.
I actively avoid wearing short-sleeved clothes because I’m too embarrassed someone will see them, and nothing seems to work to get rid of it.
Embrace them
haven’t cut in over a year now and I only just started being able to have them visible, no one cared, just go for it
Weird how many cutters are here
Been there. I went like 6 years wearing long sleeves all summer and being actively ashamed constantly. During the winter it was even hard to enjoy because of the warm weather around the corner, so I might have gotten till December but then all I could think of was hot weather coming. Sometimes it was all I could think of all hecking day if it was hot. Truly maddening.
I said heck it and got a tattoo. It was embarrassing at first but tattoo artists see that shit on occasion. It started as an extremely simple geometric tattoo that I like, and I’ve gotten more geometric tattoos in that area to continue to spot cover my shit. Gonna get something fairly large in a few weeks to really wrap things up, but even then at this point I’m fine. I go out with short sleeves and no one bats an eye, they’re mostly too distracted by my tattoos to notice my scars I’ve noticed.
I don’t give a heck if you don’t like tattoos, get a hecking tattoo. There isn’t another option. Just don’t make your tattoo something opinionated or whatever.
They are part of your story anon, not something to be ashamed of.
it’s been 10 years and my arms still look like an unknown pleasures album cover, stopped caring after 7.
fragmented CO2 laser but it will cost you.
what about birthmarks is there a way to burn that shit off or something? i remember my brother saying "hey if you wanna get rid of that i can just put some *name i don’t remember* on it, seriously" and i have no hecking clue what he was talking about
smas
laser
tretinoin
adapalene
I’ve still got a shit load of scars on my upper arm when I decided to get drunk one night, chuck on The Cure’s Pornography and take a pair of scissors to my skin, I was too pussy to actually use a razor.
I can still wear shirts without them being noticeable, I was sensible and cut close to the shoulder
How the heck did you manage with scissors, I tried to kill myself with a Swiss army knife and couldn’t even draw blood. Hell razors take some force.
That’s because you have no male role model, and nothing is sharpened at your household.
I have tons of proper knives, I was at a party and only had my Swiss on me.
And the only inproper knife was in your pocket. Good going. In a way you got lucky that you don’t care about your property.
I only take my weak one so I don’t start knife fights
I had a roomate like that. Brought a knife with him everywhere. Any way he got into altercation and he can’t leave his room after 8pm for two years.
Also I have a friend exactly the same. He’s a virgin.
Have you impressed any emo cuties yet?
turning this question around
bros, how do you GET scars?
not gaygy enough to give myself scars, but what specific scenario would produce the effiest scars?
I once saw a guy who had been taking a hot plate out of the oven when his mitten slipped or something which pushed the edge of the plate against his face, he had ‘Leonidas in 300’-tier scar that was pure aesthetics, just a line from above his eyebrow down to the middle of his cheek
Fencing
Become a drunk. I’ve got plenty of scars that I have very little idea of what actually happened
Old fraternities at German universities would fence in a certain way to get cool scars, wearing protection over the eyes, nose etc so it they wouldn’t risk anything particularly precious. Absolute LARPers they were.
Apparently is was fairly common for people outside of frats to give themselves cool scars with razors. They’d stuff the wound with horsehair to make sure it would as visible as possible when it healed up.
>Nazis were cutters
Make sense tbh
nah it was an old aristocratic thing. actual nazis were more egalitarian and didn’t go in for such frou-frou affectations
Want to "accidentally" do it when I shave next
funny enough they still do this, but they actively try to reduce chance of scarring
silicone patches or derma needling
t. speaking from experience
retin a is a meme, just melts your skin down to a thin shiny translucent layer — it does NOT rejuvenate your skin
keloid scars are usually treated with remove the scar with blade and resuture the incision again. so it may heals without a scar for this time.