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How do you style wide hips as a man?
How do you style wide hips as a man? Mine are not nearly as bad as pic related, but i’m still self conscious about them. Most button ups are too long and hug the body such that they accentuate the hips, which looks bad in my opinion, i’ve found that really billowly shirts work to hide the figure, but the problem is that they are somewhat unproffesional. Tucking also works to diminish the problem, but not entirely, as you can still see the hips through the pants. Plus, it’s nice to be able to wear a shirt untucked every once in a while. The only other solution is a jacket of whatever variety that works to hide the figure, just like a billowly shirt, but again, I don’t want to have to wear a jacket everywhere. I think i’ve probably already thought of the easiest ways to hide the hips, but just incase i’m posing the question here.
Get /fit/
Wide hips from cause of bone shape is fundamentally unfixable with pushups and cardio
They won’t look nearly as wide if you have a well built upper body.
fpbp. rest of the thread is irrelevant.
>pushups and cardio
you’ve never lifted a single weight in your life.
>billowly shirts
how is it unproffesional?
this looks like an old pirate shirt to me
wear a moomoo
I would probably just wear a long-ish jacket as you mentioned.
Although I think the best solution would be to gain upper-body muscle mass. Work shoulders, biceps, pecs. If you make your upper body wider, than your child-birthing hips won’t stand out as much. Maybe put some mass on your obliques as well? Just eat well and work out.
Mike Tyson had wide hips but most people never realize that because he had a muscular back.
this start working out your shoulders and back limp wirsted gay if you’re gonna stay with tiny as shoulders and wide hips you might as well transition
You can always gaymax and wear crop tops and show off your sexy belly. I’m not even joking, I know a guy who gets pussy like crazy with a look like that. Style it with a mullet or skullet and a pencil mustache and some piercings or at least earrings and you definitely got a look going. The secret to making it work is that as a man you can _look_ as gaygy as you want, as long as you never _act_ like it.
If your young and your face isn’t super masculine, you could transition and be one of the few trannies who actually pass
Fashion is a temporary concern, ruining your body with hormones and surgery is permanent.
just gain weight and round out your waist with fat
https://www.reddit.com/r/malefashionadvice/comments/12m1ai6/a_menswear_guide_to_pregnancy_fashion/
This dude has massive hips and kinda hides it with loose clothing.
>Most button ups are too long and hug the body such that they accentuate the hips, which looks bad in my opinion
"trim fit" is what you want
like traditional fit but slightly slimmed down. slightly.
Broad hips are not a bad thing, white people have wider hips than other races and it helps with swimming. SwimMaxx and you’ll become a gigachad. No girls actually give a shit about hips unless they’re real extreme
>No girls actually give a shit about hips unless they’re real extreme
yeah this is a common male insecurity that women literally never notice and when pointed out it makes them go huh…okay? they don’t care
it’s like how women think hipdips are the and of the world and no man could ever love someone with them but ask any normal guy about it and he’ll look at you like you like the tard you are
nobody cares about hip size and shape except incels troons and roidtroons
Consciously caring or not about something means nothing.
It’s all about how a characteristic adds or detracts from a person’s attractiveness.
A guy might not ever think about the width of a woman’s hips, but if you asked him to choose between two twins that look exactly the same in everything, except for some reason one’s hips are narrow and the other’s are wide, the guy is going to choose the wide-hipped one every single time.
Most people don’t ever think in terms of physical characteristics, but they’ll tell you who’s attractive and who isn’t, without knowing why. These characteristics are why. They’re just evaluated subconsciously instead of consciously.
It’s the same with everything. You might not know anything about music theory and production, but you can tell when a song is sad vs when a song is happy. A musician might ask you about specific modes or intervals or chord progressions and you might look at them like they’re stupid, but they’re simply telling you about characteristics that lead you to subconsciously evaluate the song in one way vs another.
A woman might not ever think about wide hips on a man, but if a man has them she’ll see him as less attractive than if he had narrow hips, even if she can’t quite put a finger on why.
>nobody cares about hip size and shape except incels troons and roidtroons
And anyone who deals with beauty and aesthetics, such as people in the modeling industry, artists, etc.
you are such a gay for putting this much energy into pointless shit
I can’t help it. Seeing stupids on the Internet always triggers me.
>so this is my 90 page essay justifying my own insecurity and why being a permanently scared little wuss boy is a superior way to live
ur a gay lol
It’s one paragraph explaining a basic concept (the difference between perceiving something consciously and subconsciously) to someone who doesn’t understand it.
It’s not a lot of text by any standard worth respecting.
You making a big deal about that amount of text says way more about you than it does about me.
>insecurity
I don’t have wide hips. I’m only here because I posted advice above.
But feel free to keep coping instead of actually addressing the argument made.
>white people have wider hips than other races
Hot
You need to do lots of exercise for your core
Swimming, rock climbing, hour long stair machine sessions, heavy cardio, etc
Also avoid sugars & carbs
when you eat sugar, the fats get stored on your stomach/hips area in particular
Completely different storage mechanism compared to eating fats from something like an avocado or meat
All these statements are false
mine are more extreme than pic and I just wear high waist or low waist trousers and either super tight or oversized shirts / jumpers. basically just avoid regular fitting things it doesn’t sit properly on us
High waist pants that sit on your natural waist.
Honestly, why does everyone wear them on the hips? It doesn’t look good.
i didn’t know men could even be built like that
Built for BBC, if you know what I mean.
You NEED to build core, especially obliques, and back.
Do 1 hand farmer’s carries, landmine twist, wood chops, rotation powerbag throws, suitcase deadlifts, lunge & twist, 1 hand loaded split squats and basically anything else you can think of to challange your core to stabilize your ass. Then do loads of pullups, rows, deadlifts and stuff for back.
Only way to unheck yourself.
crop tops and short shorts
>be skinny, if you are skinnyfat nothing will work.
>workout chest, back, and shoulders to build good vtaper
tfw fell for the high waisted meme and now look like pic rel
Ideal outfit for picrel?
Tuck your shirts in, wear high waisted pants. I like wranglers cowboy cuts and their canvas adventure pants. For jackets I like them to cut off at the waist like a denim jacket does. It adds bulk to the upper body, making a straighter line from top to bottom.
Finally, do pullups.
Don’t listen to this guy
shirt is too baggy and exaggerates the dip in the hips. pants are too loose, they should hug the hips to get the proper effect.
Those are tight pants
>those are tight pants
actually stupid
They literally are?
LONDON
wide leg pants, short tshirts, and/or long jackets (unzipped/unbuttoned)
Train obliques.
Anyone else tired of the tranny posting?
Hate crime time.
Would.
same
start assmaxxing
work out lower body, wear women’s jeans and a tucked in button up
Aw boo hoo, it must be so sad to be hot and peggable
HRT
Yes, I’m shilling a 2-million-views video on a slow thread (where said videos are an example of someone dealing with the same problem as the OP) in a slow LULZ board that’s unrelated to the target audience of that kind of content, to get those additional 20 views I really need. You got me.
you already know OP. It’s calling and it’s getting louder
get /fit/ and focus on training obliques and upper body in general, back, shoulders, chest, arms, etc. a broader, more beefy torso counters broad hips noticeably. bigger arms would be best but can be hard to train up.
it’s not perfect mind you but you’ll look way less like a dysgenic gay with better proportions
This was me and IMO training chest/lats/obliques was way harder than arms. Maybe shit form but it felt like it took forever to see noticeable changes on my torso vs arms. hecking worth though. Wide hips look great if you want to be a cockgobbling femboy and not much else.
You should be styling your wide hips on my dick anon
i need to know who this is. it’s important
Just go on /fit/ if you wanna frick a wide hip soft klinefelter syndrome enjoyer.
You’re still posting the same thread? This is your fourth one?
Work out. You need to get broader shoulders. That’s how you get to look balanced.
No you’re not going to be able to look good by just changing what you wear.
No you don’t actually already look good. Your shoulders also aren’t already wide enough.
Source: You’re pear shaped and keep complaining about it.
He’s a 10/10 but that’s not enough to have sex with your grandmother. What he needs is to discover the eyes of pretend failure in a hoax.
He a sissy he know he a 10
HRT