58 thoughts on “how do i scumbagmaxx so people don't ask be for directions or soare change?

  1. Anonymous says:

    Don’t bother, niggas gonna see straight through you. You have to live that life, best to move outta your location.
    If you really want to know though, i guess i’ll tell you but don;t say i didn;t warn you.
    >Faded Nike hoodie you have had for 5 years
    >Scuffed running shoes, last season. Keep in em half decent condition
    >Jeans or joggers, again the older the better.
    >Used plastic bag to carry your shit in

  2. Anonymous says:

    Literally what you see is what you get.

    >Jeans and sweatshirt, unbranded and well worn but not falling apart, neutral/darker colors
    >dickies or carhartt jacket for wintertime
    >sneakers or traditional boots, I recommend new balance in black, white, or gray, do not maintain them beyond brushing off dirt

    Track pants are for gays and slavs who don’t carry a pistol

  3. Anonymous says:

    Has less to do with clothing and more to do with having a weathered masculine face and hard body. Nobody will take you seriously if you’re a soft pudgy sóyboy or twink.

    • Anonymous says:

      It not tough to stop being skinny fat and if you want to get that look crime look at prison workouts.
      Calisthenics is all you need you can add some simply like weights Dumbbell or a Kettlebell if you want to go all the way start MMA or Boxing.

      For the face it a bit tougher but just let your face have a resting scowl

      • Anonymous says:

        calisthenics is fine but
        >lmaokettlebell
        kek just do farmers walks with bags of concrete or sand/dirt. very cost efficient and will blow up your neck/forearms

          • Anonymous says:

            good luck making any real gains with just a 20lbs kettlebell keeekkk.. just dyel things i guess. sand and dirt is free

  4. Anonymous says:

    Tracksuitmaxx, wear mostly dark clothes with little color. Buzzcut + stubble/beard. Scary drillrapper nikes. heck it, wear the fingerless gloves too but not larpy ones. If you need a jacket go for a bomber or a big coat with some fur on it.

  5. Anonymous says:

    >Cheap or diy haircut, extra points for just a clipper grade
    >Unshaven but not a beard
    >Wardrobe of trackpants, tracktops, hoodies, straight cut jeans, cheapish trainers – ideally all aged with bomber holes

  6. Anonymous says:

    I used to wear a leather jacket with a glock 17 w/ a 30rd magazine hanging out of the inner jacket pocket when I was living in my states major ghetto. Sometimes I’d get coked or zanned out and throw some racial epithets around and nobody uttered a word in my direction, that being said I wouldn’t linger and didn’t further instigate the negative stares I would receive

  7. Anonymous says:

    >cultivate scumbag aura over 20+ years
    >suddenly wife is trying to change the way I dress and make me look like some yuppie madewell cunt

    • Anonymous says:

      Try constructions worker gear plus eastern Europe casual think work boots, dark jeans, leather belts, layers, wife beaters and track suits mixed up with your normal clothes

      this

      Serbian gangsters used to like Paco Rabanne, not sure if that’s still the case

      tobacco and vodka

      https://i.imgur.com/djPQZHH.jpg

      Tracksuitmaxx, wear mostly dark clothes with little color. Buzzcut + stubble/beard. Scary drillrapper nikes. heck it, wear the fingerless gloves too but not larpy ones. If you need a jacket go for a bomber or a big coat with some fur on it.

      I don’t think drillrapper is the way to go, its clean

  8. Anonymous says:

    If you live in the UK (god have mercy on your soul) Just wear Jordans, CP Company or Stoney and stink of weed

  9. Anonymous says:

    Crooks and castles
    Fake brand name clothes
    Neck tattoo
    Fake gold chain
    Eyebrow piercing
    BMX bicycle
    Pot leaf or dollar sign baseball cap

  10. Anonymous says:

    >how do i scumbagmaxx so people don’t ask be for directions or soare change?
    Don’t bathe
    Don’t shave or get haircuts
    It’s literally that easy

  11. Anonymous says:

    I guess I look really friendly no matter what I wear. Old ladies always ask me for directions when they need help. It’s nice 🙂

  12. Anonymous says:

    >slightly unkempt stubble
    >apply vegetable oil to face and hair instead of product to look greasy
    >cut your fingernails unevenly
    >shorter hair bc short hair better in fights and violent situations
    > practice a neutral facial posture most people interpret it as hostile
    >practice holding eye contact and a arrogant smirk
    >gold chain visible
    >toothpick or other visible white trash habits
    >mix mode fashion like Hawaiian shirts with cargos or baggy tees with sport shoes and pants
    >skip underwear and walk around with a semi

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