How and why did this become popular amongst zoomers? Does anyone actually think this looks good? Because it never does

How and why did this become popular amongst zoomers?

Does anyone actually think this looks good? Because it never does
Is this post-ironic reverse irony, and people get this haircut *because* it looks bad? It’s the Skibidi Toilet of haircuts

40 thoughts on “How and why did this become popular amongst zoomers? Does anyone actually think this looks good? Because it never does

    • Anonymous says:

      https://i.imgur.com/Lowuh7O.png

      Why do you think?

      biggest projection i’ve seen
      you will never have a full head of hair again

    • Anonymous says:

      Zoomers are going bald at like 14, it’s to hide the shame of their hairline

      Are zoomers really already balding? How?

      I want this haircut but I’m 30 and I don’t know how to ask for it. Also I don’t have any confidence in barbers or hairdressers. I feel like they would heck it up somehow.

      >I want this haircut but I’m 30
      You don’t want this haircut. Trust me

      https://i.imgur.com/1blPbFu.jpg

      like you can talk millenifag

      I never had that hair, but also scene hair looks objectively better than whatever the heck they call the hairstyle I posted in OP

  1. Anonymous says:

    I want this haircut but I’m 30 and I don’t know how to ask for it. Also I don’t have any confidence in barbers or hairdressers. I feel like they would heck it up somehow.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Because in the last 5 or so years, shaming men who don’t have a perfectly straight hairline has gone to insane levels.
    The vast majority of the young adult male do not have a perfect hairline and can’t afford hair transplants so they cover it.

  3. Anonymous says:

    These zoomers watch so many mewing tiktoks that they have to film every video with their phone camera right under their chin to make their jaw look bigger, it’s over for them.

  4. Anonymous says:

    For SOME reason, probably not the microplastics in the food and water and other endocrine disruptors, zoomers are all losing their hair. It was always perfectly normal for a man to have some hair loss in their 30s or whatever, but now it’s happening to men and women at younger ages.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Zoomer here, this hairstyle isn’t that popular anymore but it started as a way of styling a grown out quarantine buzz cut, notice how both his fringe and the sides of his are the same length

    • Anonymous says:

      Idk it still is. Maybe is doing middle parts for some reason but in most parts of america this zoomer puff look is very popular.

    • Anonymous says:

      >this hairstyle isn’t that popular anymore
      I created this thread because I went outside and finally got fed up enough to ask why the heck I see this so much

      millenialcucks are the most buckbroken generation in history tb.h

      >buckbroken
      I bet any amount of money that you do not understand what this buzzword means and cannot explain the context with which you attempted to use it

    • Anonymous says:

      No it isn’t, dumb b***h. It’s liteally looks like his shit is flying off his head, like a bird ready to take flight. Scene and Emo hair is just lego man hair, mushroom cut glued to the head downward.

        • Anonymous says:

          Ignorant hecker. There are literally hundreds of youtube tutorials from that era on how to get the hair like that There was dedication to getting the look right and better than others.

    • Anonymous says:

      Yeah in the magazines but most scene kids in real life settled for OP style
      Your generational stuff is so garbage

      You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about and are too young to have ever seen anyone with emo or scene hair irl

      The Zoomer™ is what would happen if you trained an AI neural network to engineer the most disgusting hairstyle a human being could possible have. It does everything that hair shouldn’t. It’s a backwards mullet

  6. Anonymous says:

    Unironically, Trump’s hair looks better than whatever this shit is. If every zoomer with this haircut instead tried to copy Trump’s hairstyle, they would actually look better. Think about that

  7. Anonymous says:

    I remember kids in middleschool had that kind of haircut. It looks like somebody told owen wilson he couldn’t have hair past his neck because it’s too gay

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