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You Tube is riddled with video after video of “adorable” pre-teen Jesus freaks who lead their own church congregations. Some seem competent, others seem purely crazed, while many appear to be the preacher equivalent of a little chimp dressed up by their parents in big people clothes with a Bible shoved in their hands. But […]

Boy bands seem to rise as quickly as they make their exit. Usually propelled by the undying loyalty of teen girls, these over-processed and hyper-marketed groups of adorably stereotyped guys singing falsetto and marveling at each others’ biceps is a formula as old as The Beatles. Yeah, we said it: The Beatles were the first […]

While often referred to as “The Happiest Place on Earth”, Disneyland isn’t always so cheery. Since its opening in July of 1955, Disneyland has been the site of 14 deaths, and countless near death experiences. Of the 14 lives lost, 13 came as a direct (or indirect) result of a ride or attraction. The remaining […]

When you turn on any regional network, you’re bound to see plenty of local commercials. Due to the small budget many of these companies have, these commercials are usually pretty awful. Whether it’s poor acting or ridiculous dialogue, these commercials are sometimes so bad they are unintentionally hilarious. Two Brothers Scrap Metal The commercial starts […]

You’ve probably raked in a lot of experience almost having sex over the years, and there’s a good chance that you’ve heard almost every sex excuse in the book. But have you ever thought about what all those sex excuses really mean? Well, here are the answers. “I just don’t feel sexy right now” On […]

Without public access television the world might never have discovered Elvira, Bobby Flay or Tom Green. Robin Byrd would remain frozen in time as a minor character from Debbie Does Dallas, instead of a reliable, if unsatisfying, source of free, unscrambled T&A on NYC TV. What the world giveth the FCC has not always been […]

Ah, Yahoo! Answers. You’re the queen of the screenshot and the queen of our hearts. We’d bring you flowers if only we knew your address. Some of these Yahoo questions are weird. Some are sad. Some are creepy. All will make you question the future of humanity. The one from a hot-boxed boyfriend… The one […]

People are always looking for ways to make other people’s lives easier, keep us from killing ourselves, and make us more attractive to women — and also make a buck in the process (of course). But sometimes a few of us definitely go a little too far when channeling our inner Thomas Edison (who was […]