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This shirt speaks to the in-between spaces of human experience, where we are neither fully expressive nor entirely numb, where we exist in a state of becoming rather than being.
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The unhuman corporate art style that haunts PowerPoint decks and LinkedIn posts has a name: corporate memphis. Why should bigfoot escape it? So here he comes, reimagined in soulless vector-graphics with wildly exagerrated limbs. Gone is the mystery…now he’s searching for meaning in a world of KPIs and synergy. This shirt is a protest against [...]
This shirt is straight-up invincibility armor for women who don’t have time for bullshit, weakness, or anyone coming fo they pussy when they walk home late at night. Because some women turn the other cheek and meekly take it. But you turn the blade. You believe in extreme equal-opportunity violence. “This Pussy Stabs Back” isn’t [...]
You tried. Maybe. It didnβt matter. no hope, no salvation, just a full send into the inferno.
Success is your primal instinct. You embrace the hustle, always swinging from branch to branch of opportunity, seizing the sweet fruits of your fate dangling within arm’s reach. Rise and grind, for the jungle rewards those who are relentless in their pursuit of the next big banan.
Terry spent his life building a cathedral no one else could enter. The fabric carries the weight of late-night rants, divine whispers, and long walks under the desert sun with a Shasta Cola. He was a prophet of the digital age, whether he wanted to be or not. Once employed by the great halls of [...]
This shirt is a manifesto. A reminder to disrupt the status quo, to let your ideas run wild, and to stand proudly in the face of conformity. Wear it like a badge of courage, a symbol of visionaries who dare to see the world, not as it is, but as it could be. Think different. [...]
Whether you view DMT entities as cosmic jesters, interdimensional architects, or the guardians of hidden knowledge, their presence lingers long after the DMT trip fades, leaving behind more questions than answers. This shirt captures the essence of that ineffable experience, and also functions as a positive good trip charm. Treat machine elves (and gnomes) with [...]
Whether youβre throwing down racks of ribs or just letting people wonder about possible innuendos, this shirt is gonna slang harder than anything else in your closet. This is for the kind of grill master who treats the cookout like a battlefield, where the only weapons are fire, steel, and the sheer velocity of airborne [...]
The quote “you may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension” was said by Nikola Tesla in 1898 in response to a general seeing the potential for his inventions for warfare. In modern times it has picked up additional meanings.
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Mark 1:22 (King James Bible): And they were astonished at his doctrine: for he taught them as one that had authority, and not as the scribes.
Bone soldiers are scary but also silly.
From “Invictus,” written by William Ernest Henley in 1875. It’s a short yet powerful poem about having resilience in the face of adversity. INVICTUS Out of the night that covers meBlack as the pit from pole to pole,I thank whatever gods may beFor my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance,I have not winced [...]
This shirt parodizes the Black Rifle Coffee Company, a hicklib outfit that grifts money from out of touch conservative boomers while selling them out at every opportunity. All elements of the design are original, and any remaining likeness to the real company is covered under fair use / criticism.
“The purpose of a system is what it does” (POSIWID) is an important concept in systems theory that has many applications in society and politics. Coined by British cybernetician Stafford Beer, the POSIWID principle points out that the true function of a system is ultimately revealed by its observable actions and outcomes, not by its [...]
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When parents drop their kids off, they think they’re leaving them with sunscreen and a name tag. What they don’t realize is that this summer camp is a conversion pipeline. A roaring industrial furnace where fear is melted down and reforged into compliance. You arrive a child. You leave…operational. The bus doors open and I’m [...]