Remember when you used to think the news was real? That was cute. Now we’re all just reverse-engineering what actually happened from a pile of contradictory headlines and tweets from guys with three dozen followers. Journalists brought you WMDs in Iraq, years of Russiagate fever dreams, and hundreds of exposés on why hiking is racist. [...]
Welcome to beautiful Jonestown — where the Kool-Aid is always flowing, and the vibes are to die for! This shirt is a nod to cult history that’s going to spark conversations and dark laughs. Guaranteed to draw smiles from all you run into who know about Jim Jones and his Peoples Temple Agricultural Project cult [...]
This shirt is pure electric American energy. It simply commands. There’s something about the text and the unnecessary intensity of the stare that makes it feel like a threat and a joke at the same time. Wearing this, you’re crossing the Delaware — even if you’re really just entering a CVS. People around you may [...]
Imagine someone going on a nice date and discussing goals in life and what they have to offer. When it’s his turn he turns into PAINAL ape and screams, “I can only promise PAINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” It seemed funny when I made it
There’s something timeless about the FAFO meme meeting a small, ancient space wizard (no connection to anybody’s intellectual property!!!!) smirking at anyone who could potentially test your patience. The vibe delivers, “I’ve seen things. I’ve lifted ships with my mind. Try me.” You buy this because you already know who you are, and you’re tired [...]
Embark on your epic quest to transform the wasteland of mediocrity into a paradise of ambition. Channel your inner Mad Max road warrior and bend a fallen world to your will. Inspire those around you to follow your glorious leadership — or Just Walk Away.
This shirt speaks to the in-between spaces of human experience, where we are neither fully expressive nor entirely numb, where we exist in a state of becoming rather than being.
Like slapped onto a concrete wall by a drunk with an almost empty can of spray paint in the dead of night. Whether youβre dodging the latest NPC outrage or just want to acknowledge publicly that we all can’t hate journalists enough, this shirt makes is made from soft, breathable cotton and comfortable for everyday [...]
The unhuman corporate art style that haunts PowerPoint decks and LinkedIn posts has a name: corporate memphis. Why should bigfoot escape it? So here he comes, reimagined in soulless vector-graphics with wildly exagerrated limbs. Gone is the mystery…now he’s searching for meaning in a world of KPIs and synergy. This shirt is a protest against [...]
This shirt is straight-up invincibility armor for women who don’t have time for bullshit, weakness, or anyone coming fo they pussy when they walk home late at night. Because some women turn the other cheek and meekly take it. But you turn the blade. You believe in extreme equal-opportunity violence. “This Pussy Stabs Back” isn’t [...]
You tried. Maybe. It didn’t matter. no hope, no salvation, just a full send into the inferno. The world spins on, indifferent. Every action, every attempt to rise above the waves feels like pushing against the tide with an arm full of broken bones. Nothing sticks, nothing stays. It’s a constant dance with failure, but [...]
Success is your primal instinct. You embrace the hustle, always swinging from branch to branch of opportunity, seizing the sweet fruits of your fate dangling within arm’s reach. Rise and grind, for the jungle rewards those who are relentless in their pursuit of the next big banan.
Terry spent his life building a cathedral no one else could enter. The fabric carries the weight of late-night rants, divine whispers, and long walks under the desert sun with a Shasta Cola. He was a prophet of the digital age, whether he wanted to be or not. Once employed by the great halls of [...]
This shirt is a manifesto. A reminder to disrupt the status quo, to let your ideas run wild, and to stand proudly in the face of conformity. Wear it like a badge of courage, a symbol of visionaries who dare to see the world, not as it is, but as it could be. Think different. [...]
Whether you view DMT entities as cosmic jesters, interdimensional architects, or the guardians of hidden knowledge, their presence lingers long after the DMT trip fades, leaving behind more questions than answers. This shirt captures the essence of that ineffable experience, and also functions as a positive good trip charm. Treat machine elves (and gnomes) with [...]
Whether youβre throwing down racks of ribs or just letting people wonder about possible innuendos, this shirt is gonna slang harder than anything else in your closet. This is for the kind of grill master who treats the cookout like a battlefield, where the only weapons are fire, steel, and the sheer velocity of airborne [...]
The quote “you may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension” was said by Nikola Tesla in 1898 in response to a general seeing the potential for his inventions for warfare. In modern times it has picked up additional meanings.
Thalidomide: the hot new wonder drug for morning sickness, insomnia, coughs, colds, and headaches! Thalidomide can be given with complete safety to pregnant women and nursing mothers without adverse effect on mother or child. Outstandingly safe Thalidomide has been prescribed for nearly three years in this country. Thalidomide, once marketed as a miracle drug in [...]
Sanpaku eyes refer to a particular eye condition in which the white part of the eye (the sclera) is visible above or below the iris, particularly when the person is looking straight ahead. The term “sanpaku” comes from Japanese, meaning “three whites,” which refers to the visible sclera showing both above and below the iris, [...]
Mark 1:22 (King James Bible): And they were astonished at his doctrine: for he taught them as one that had authority, and not as the scribes.