What if our silliest soldiers are just playing the game of life in a different way? Instead of charging in with heavy armor and trying to face every battle head-on, maybe they’re sneaking around with rubber boots and getting creative, using humor and unexpected moves to outsmart the challenges. Maybe they could be the ones [...]
From “Invictus,” written by William Ernest Henley in 1875. It’s a short yet powerful poem about having resilience in the face of adversity. INVICTUS Out of the night that covers meBlack as the pit from pole to pole,I thank whatever gods may beFor my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance,I have not winced [...]
This shirt parodizes the Black Rifle Coffee Company, a hicklib outfit that grifts money from out of touch conservative boomers while selling them out at every opportunity. All elements of the design are original, and any remaining likeness to the real company is covered under fair use / criticism.
“The purpose of a system is what it does” (POSIWID) is an important concept in systems theory that has many applications in society and politics. Coined by British cybernetician Stafford Beer, the POSIWID principle points out that the true function of a system is ultimately revealed by its observable actions and outcomes, not by its [...]
Get ready to plug into the coolest, most refreshing shirt on the market. This OnlyFans parody tee features a delightful collection of oscillating, ceiling, and desktop fans – the kind that keep you truly cool under pressure. In other words, this is a high performance shirt for high performance people.
When parents drop their kids off, they think they’re leaving them with sunscreen and a name tag. What they don’t realize is that this summer camp is a conversion pipeline. A roaring industrial furnace where fear is melted down and reforged into compliance. You arrive a child. You leave…operational. The bus doors open and I’m [...]
Some aliens come in peace. Others come in style. And then thereβs this guy — hovering on your chest with a knowing smirk, as if heβs just whispered the secret of the universe: “Anus.” Whether you wear it for the absurdity, the extraterrestrial elegance, or just to make strangers do a double take, this shirt [...]
Picture yourself crushing a high-intensity workout, the breathable fabric keeping you cool as you channel fierce determination. Imagine rocking it during a casual stroll through the city, radiating the confidence and swagger of a gorilla strutting through the jungle. Embrace the fearless gorilla mindset. Hit the buy button when you’re ready to channel raw power [...]
“Welcome to Fear City: A Survival Guide for Visitors to the City of New York” was a notorious pamphlet distributed by the New York Police Department in the 70s, warning tourists and residents alike about the dangers of the crime-ridden city. It featured a skull and crossbones, setting a tone of caution and trepidation that [...]
What’s the difference between a conspiracy theory and reality? About six months. This shirt challenges people to keep an open mind and engage in meaningful dialogue with people from all walks of life — especially the conspiratorial. After all, they turn out to be right more often than they’re wrong. Embrace diversity of thought and [...]
If only they knew the horrors you’ve seen online. But it’s all worth it. When an innocent is being trolled, when some lowlife is out here calling someone “cringe” over a TikTok dance, they know who to call. The cyber police. That’s you. You get to swoop in and set things right. Honestly, it’s a [...]
Channel the bold charisma of the Wolf of Wall Street movie with this iconic design from the infamous over-the-counter brokerage house founded in 1989 by Jordan Belfort. This shirt exudes vintage 90s charm and reminds us of capitalism’s allure. Elevate your wardrobe, embrace the hustle.
Featuring a clean yet unmistakable design based on the California flag, the shirt delivers a clear message aimed at Californian expatriates who invariably try to recreate the hell they just escaped. The DMV revoked that guy’s GOBK2CA license plate. They’ll never be able to revoke your shirt. Buy now.
Inspired by a shirt Ken wore in Barbie (2023), our top color scientists went into the lab and came up with this iconic pattern. These colors aren’t just a vibe; they’re a whole lifestyle. Life in plastic is fantastic. Made to have a boxy fit and a notch lapel collar that are perfect for any [...]
The Zodiac Killer is believed to have committed his first known murder in 1968 and continued to taunt authorities and the public with letters, often including bizarre symbols and ciphers, until at least 1974. The Zodiac’s first major cipher, known as the Z408 cipher, was sent in a letter to the San Francisco Chronicle in [...]
Bring a cheeky, irreverent edge to your bowling league nights and alley hangouts. The vintage-style graphic shows a badass bowling ball striding past pins with bold lettering and Japanese text. Wear it on commute days to the lanes, during casual meetups with teammates, or while watching tournaments at the bar. The tee feels lived-in from [...]
Let your liberal friend express his progressive views with a Cleanup Cuck tee.
You know the type of person who compliments your outfit with a perfectly flat “nice” that leaves you wondering if you’re being roasted or knighted? This is that, but in textile form. It’s a handshake with no follow-up, a wink you’re not sure was meant for you. Somehow, it’s more confident for saying less. There’s [...]
Statues are for the ones who break the rules, who cross the lines, who push the world until it cracks open. Statues are for the ones who took the risk, who swung hard and either landed a punch or took the fall. They’re for the rebels, the radicals, the outlaws who didn’t obey the restraining [...]
Subverting an already subverted meme, this fan shirt for Mike Stoklasa of RedLetterMedia is truly a shitter. Notice the detailed “smeared on wall” font face, and multiple options in gooey brown colors for the shirt. We’re still going to charge full price. Imagine if we got sued for this turd. Buy it now just in [...]