This shirt channels that kind of dad energy that says “I’ve seen things. Strange things.” Wear it and become the go-to expert on anything weird people want to talk about, while simultaneously throwing everyone off balance with your unpredictable cosmic energy. If you wear this shirt you are guaranteed to encounter paranormal occurrences, like being [...]
Every day, fentanyl claims the lives of thousands. The drug is often mixed with other substances without the user’s knowledge, and just a tiny amount of this stuff, the size of a few grains of salt, can be lethal. Whether it’s found in street drugs, prescription medications, or illicit substances, the risk of accidental overdose [...]
The perfect shirt for those who walk through the wreckage with hands in their pockets, who greet the rising mushroom cloud like an old friend, who find a strange kind of peace in knowing there’s nothing left to lose. Wear it like a prophecy, like a joke, like a love letter to the void.
ASS PAIN emerges from the drainpipe chorus and hits you with the grace of a goose doing parkour. Suddenly you’re walking like a refrigerator with feelings. People ask what’s wrong. You say ‘The concept of dignity dissolves.’ They nod. Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
This is a motivational shirt that looks like it escaped a self-help seminar by way of a ransom note, jittery with intent. Spiritually, it feels like getting mugged by a methed up lot lizard while Coast to Coast AM crackles through blown speakers in the background. Aliens, demons, shadow governments are all chiming in to [...]
When Chinese idioms are translated directly into English, they often lose their original nuance or sound oddly poetic in a way that might not fully make sense. They may even take on new meanings. This is especially true when Chinese phrases are used in signs, artwork, or even slogans. For example, a sign might not [...]
They say follow your heart, but this one is screaming back. Loudly. Veins popping. Absolute rage. Somewhere deep inside your chest lives an angry little Indian callcenter operator yelling DO NOT REDEEM!!!!!!!! This is the heart that’s been through it. The heart that’s seen red flags, ignored them, and now refuses to participate in any [...]
For the modern existentialist whose spirit is as damp and stagnant as the pond water they’ve been contemplating their fate in. This frog has seen it all, has sat on the lily pad of existence for eons, wondering why everything is so pointless. The artwork is minimalist, as though to say: “I could’ve added more [...]
Only 38% of missing hikers are ever recovered alive. Something about that statistic turns every rustle in the underbrush into a loaded question. Because far away from civilization, all on your own, reality stretches a bit thinner. The night sky is crowded with possibilities. Lights move in patterns that don’t quite make sense. Shapes don’t [...]
This piece does not attempt to be tasteful, subtle, or clever. The message is direct, unfiltered, and intentionally left contextless. The default font design avoids stylization to keep the focus entirely on the text itself, which also contains a subtle grammatical error. This is by design so it can rely on the reader’s reaction to [...]
This shirt rips the pants off and makes deadly contact with your colon. There’s a special kind of person who looks at the Scoville scale and sees it as a dare. That person wears this shirt while demolishing wings that could legally qualify as chemical weapons. And it doesn’t just speak to your love of [...]
Beneath its ribcage, the absence of lungs hums softly, like a forgotten dial tone. At its feet: just the word drugs. Just the static hum of the idea itself, heavy and floating, etched in silence like a strange rune from a time that never existed. One might ask what kind of skeleton finds peace among [...]
Welcome to the only game you never asked to play. Logged in since birth, still waiting for loot. No fast travel, no respawn. Happiness? Low. Money? Lower. Sanity? Corrupted file. But full bars where it counts!! This shirt turns daily suffering into juicy comedy and increases the possibility of a size queen girlfriend by 250%. [...]
The black supremacist group Nation of Islam believes that 6,600 years ago, in Mecca, a 6’6” mad scientist established a 600-year-long breeding program to create a new “demon” race. Eventually this Yakub guy managed to create what we today call white people, to the great vexation of the oddly dressed black guys you see angrily [...]
Not really about being a ladies’ man or anything much deeper than a compliment for an old guy in your life. It would certainly fit well for a master of the Irish exit, but any man would appreciate this shirt as a gift whether he’s a heartbreaker or divorced or even happily off the market [...]
They’re here. And they’re getting LOUDER. Now they scream through your spine at a frequency that’s contorting your brains like a fist sized tumor.
You put your money in bitcoin and now it’s crashing, again. The market waited until your last DCA was in to start shedding apocalyptic digits. DOMP EET. This shirt doesn’t offer sympathy. It’s more of a visual shrug. A mildly humorous nod to your financial decisions, made in optimism, fueled by memes, and now quietly [...]
There’s something alchemical about righteous rage wrapped in sweetness. The shirt offers a benediction and a curse in the same breath, a kind of spiritual black juju with glitter on top. It’s less “turn the other cheek” and more “try me and meet your maker.” Whether you wear it in defiance, as a joke, or [...]
This shirt dares people to engage, even though both parties know exactly where the conversation is going. You’re either about to launch into a full, shameless monologue about your DIY audio empire — or you’re holding a mirror up to the cultural plague of endless, unsolicited podcast pitches. It belongs to a certain kind of [...]
You’ve read between the lines, and you’re still grinning. Most people won’t get it. The ones who do will laugh a little too hard. People will ask about it, and when they do, you get to decide whether to explain it or just let them wonder if you’re serious. The only good bug is a [...]