They say follow your heart, but this one is screaming back. Loudly. Veins popping. Absolute rage. Somewhere deep inside your chest lives an angry little Indian callcenter operator yelling DO NOT REDEEM!!!!!!!! This is the heart that’s been through it. The heart that’s seen red flags, ignored them, and now refuses to participate in any [...]
For the modern existentialist whose spirit is as damp and stagnant as the pond water they’ve been contemplating their fate in. This frog has seen it all, has sat on the lily pad of existence for eons, wondering why everything is so pointless. The artwork is minimalist, as though to say: “I could’ve added more [...]
Only 38% of missing hikers are ever recovered alive. Something about that statistic turns every rustle in the underbrush into a loaded question. Because far away from civilization, all on your own, reality stretches a bit thinner. The night sky is crowded with possibilities. Lights move in patterns that don’t quite make sense. Shapes don’t [...]
This piece does not attempt to be tasteful, subtle, or clever. The message is direct, unfiltered, and intentionally left contextless. The default font design avoids stylization to keep the focus entirely on the text itself, which also contains a subtle grammatical error. This is by design so it can rely on the reader’s reaction to [...]
This shirt rips the pants off and makes deadly contact with your colon. There’s a special kind of person who looks at the Scoville scale and sees it as a dare. That person wears this shirt while demolishing wings that could legally qualify as chemical weapons. And it doesn’t just speak to your love of [...]
Beneath its ribcage, the absence of lungs hums softly, like a forgotten dial tone. At its feet: just the word drugs. Just the static hum of the idea itself, heavy and floating, etched in silence like a strange rune from a time that never existed. One might ask what kind of skeleton finds peace among [...]
Welcome to the only game you never asked to play. Logged in since birth, still waiting for loot. No fast travel, no respawn. Happiness? Low. Money? Lower. Sanity? Corrupted file. But full bars where it counts!! This shirt turns daily suffering into juicy comedy and increases the possibility of a size queen girlfriend by 250%. [...]
The black supremacist group Nation of Islam believes that 6,600 years ago, in Mecca, a 6’6” mad scientist established a 600-year-long breeding program to create a new “demon” race. Eventually this Yakub guy managed to create what we today call white people, to the great vexation of the oddly dressed black guys you see angrily [...]
Not really about being a ladies’ man or anything much deeper than a compliment for an old guy in your life. It would certainly fit well for a master of the Irish exit, but any man would appreciate this shirt as a gift whether he’s a heartbreaker or divorced or even happily off the market [...]
They’re here. And they’re getting LOUDER. Now they scream through your spine at a frequency that’s contorting your brains like a fist sized tumor. Every second is a battle, a storm of whispers and shouts, spiraling through the air like a cursed tornado, ripping apart everything that was once quiet and calm. The voices know. [...]
You put your money in bitcoin and now it’s crashing, again. The market waited until your last DCA was in to start shedding apocalyptic digits. DOMP EET. This shirt doesn’t offer sympathy. It’s more of a visual shrug. A mildly humorous nod to your financial decisions, made in optimism, fueled by memes, and now quietly [...]
There’s something alchemical about righteous rage wrapped in sweetness. The shirt offers a benediction and a curse in the same breath, a kind of spiritual black juju with glitter on top. It’s less “turn the other cheek” and more “try me and meet your maker.” Whether you wear it in defiance, as a joke, or [...]
This shirt dares people to engage, even though both parties know exactly where the conversation is going. You’re either about to launch into a full, shameless monologue about your DIY audio empire — or you’re holding a mirror up to the cultural plague of endless, unsolicited podcast pitches. It belongs to a certain kind of [...]
Saddle up, partner, because it’s time to scare off bad hombres with the fiercest cowgirl around! Whether you’re out wrangling cattle, roping the wild west, or just dreaming of adventure, this tee’s for you. Perfect for those who know how to ride with confidence. Now put that in your saddle and skedaddle.
You’ve read between the lines, and you’re still grinning. Most people won’t get it. The ones who do will laugh a little too hard. People will ask about it, and when they do, you get to decide whether to explain it or just let them wonder if you’re serious. The only good bug is a [...]
You can’t read it and carry on with your day unbothered. It latches onto your brain and refuses to let go. There’s something about the blunt absurdity of it that feels both disturbing and weirdly comforting. Is it an invitation to explore? The line hangs there, innocent and menacing at once. It reads like a [...]
Please Notice. The world’s top elite female pleasure operative is in the vicinity. Professional joyquake distributor. Tell a female friend, she doesn’t have to bring money or anything. The climax conductor is ready for her. Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Don’t be fooled by its fluffy appearance; the Ether Bunny isn’t out for candy. A twist on the classic Easter Bunny lore, this shirt blends the whimsy of childhood traditions with the controversial field of ether assisted kidnapping. Perfect for those who appreciate bringing a touch of dark humor to parent-teacher conferences.
Pablo Escobar’s unmistakable, boyish smirk is somewhere between charm and menace. Beneath him is printed a stark and unapologetic Cocaína. And in the background, pulsing through the neon glow of some late-night dive bar, Kill The Noise & Feed Me’s hit song I Do Coke is sounding out: “I do coke, so I can work [...]
This shirt is like a filter for conversation, designed less to attract attention than to repel the wrong kind. Like leaving a book with a cracked spine on the edge of your desk, hoping someone will recognize it and know what it means. It’s not clear whether the wearer is endorsing these ideologies or simply [...]